Most Influential: 74th Most Pacifist: 242nd Most Compassionate Citizens: 243rd
The Peaceful Land-Area of
Left-wing Utopia
All creatures deserve happiness!
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excessive

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Peaceful Land-Area of GabeWorld is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Gabe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, ban on automobiles, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.233 billion GabeWorld Citizens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GabeWorld Capital. The average income tax rate is 54.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant GabeWorldian economy, worth 106 trillion gabedollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 7,498 gabedollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, royalist is the most offensive slur in the GabeWorldian language, future leaders of GabeWorld regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GabeWorld's national animal is the green iguana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

GabeWorld is ranked 167,066th in the world and 344th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -40.74 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Influential: 74thMost Pacifist: 242ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 243rdMost Beautiful Environments: 283rdNicest Citizens: 330thBest Weather: 343rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 371stLongest Average Lifespans: 442ndHealthiest Citizens: 713thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,308thMost Stationary: 1,468thSmartest Citizens: 1,486thSafest: 1,499thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,593rdTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,070thMost Secular: 2,153rdMost Cultured: 2,712thLowest Crime Rates: 3,305thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,808thMost Politically Free: 5,464thLargest Governments: 6,090thMost Income Equality: 6,236thLargest Populations: 6,467thMost Inclusive: 6,666thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,685thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,688thTop
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Nudest: 11,258thMost Extreme: 15,229th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : GabeWorld was endorsed by The Free Land of Batmans cave.
  • : GabeWorld was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 5% for Most Scientifically Advanced and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : GabeWorld was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Naproxin.
  • : GabeWorld was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary, Smartest Citizens, and Safest and the Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in GabeWorld, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in GabeWorld, future leaders of GabeWorld regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview.
  • : Following new legislation in GabeWorld, royalist is the most offensive slur in the GabeWorldian language.
  • : Following new legislation in GabeWorld, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
  • : Following new legislation in GabeWorld, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild.
  • : GabeWorld voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate California".

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