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The Knuckle Dragging Cavemen of G l o g

“Glog Mad!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Final Fantasy

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The Knuckle Dragging Cavemen of G l o g is a gargantuan, devout nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.462 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The small, pro-business government is mainly concerned with Defence, although Commerce and Law & Order are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of cave. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, military service is compulsory, G l o g's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over Final Fantasy, and the government's only official statement on the burning down of cave was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'. Crime is a major problem. G l o g's national animal is the Smilodon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Shiny Bead.

G l o g is ranked 1st in Final Fantasy and 3,246th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 7 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 25 days ago

  • 16 days ago: G l o g fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Avoided.
  • 40 days ago: G l o g was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • 65 days ago: G l o g fell out of the regional Top 10% for Shortest Average Lifespan.
  • 134 days ago: G l o g was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 134 days ago: G l o g was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • 139 days ago: G l o g was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • 145 days ago: G l o g was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 162 days ago: G l o g lodged a message on the Final Fantasy Regional Message Board.
  • 166 days ago: G l o g fell out of the regional Top 10% for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • 179 days ago: G l o g was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Cheese Export Sector.

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