The Monastic Theocracy of
Authoritarian Democracy
Only in Chains will You be Free
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Monastic Theocracy of Fyrdowsi is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Clerical Council X with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 11.966 billion Fyrdowsians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adl Justia. The average income tax rate is 2.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Fyrdowsian economy, worth 79.5 trillion deenars a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 6,646 deenars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, women who display their ankles are shunned by society, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land, and Fyrdowsi has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fyrdowsi's national animal is the camel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Submissio Pacem.

Fyrdowsi is ranked 5,166th in The East Pacific and 129,365th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -14 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, Fyrdowsi has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, women who display their ankles are shunned by society.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Fyrdowsi voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Congress of Armed Proletarian States"".
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, people can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, organ donation is compulsory.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Fyrdowsi's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance.

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