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The Monastic Theocracy of Fyrdowsi

“Only in Chains will You be Free”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific

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The Monastic Theocracy of Fyrdowsi is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Clerical Council X with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, intelligent population of 10.803 billion Fyrdowsians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although the Environment and Defence are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adl Justia. Income tax is unheard of. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, and postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fyrdowsi's national animal is the camel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Submissio Pacem, and its currency is the deenar.

Fyrdowsi is ranked 4,237th in The East Pacific and 120,013th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -20 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 hours ago

  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, Fyrdowsi has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, women who display their ankles are shunned by society.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, military service is compulsory.
  • 4 days ago: Fyrdowsi was reclassified from "Tyranny by Majority" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.

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