Best Weather: 41st Lowest Crime Rates: 83rd Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 101st
The Monastic Theocracy of
Tyranny by Majority
Only in Chains will You be Free
Clerical Council X
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Monastic Theocracy of Fyrdowsi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Clerical Council X with a fair hand, and notable for its closed borders, museums and concert halls, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 14.495 billion Fyrdowsians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adl Justia. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The large but stagnant Fyrdowsian economy, worth 591 trillion deenars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 40,820 deenars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Fyrdowsi, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, 90% of active duty FAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, and CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Fyrdowsi's national animal is the camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Submissio Pacem.

Fyrdowsi is ranked 30,038th in the world and 1,000th in The East Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,199.99 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Best Weather: 41stLowest Crime Rates: 83rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 101stMost Beautiful Environments: 145thMost Pacifist: 148thLongest Average Lifespans: 189thHealthiest Citizens: 193rdMost Devout: 231stMost Compassionate Citizens: 588thNicest Citizens: 1,002ndLargest Governments: 1,038thMost Stationary: 1,456thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,976thMost Influential: 2,075thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,380thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,292ndMost Inclusive: 6,401stLargest Populations: 6,410thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,645th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionNicest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Stationary: 25th in the regionMost Influential: 45th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 50th in the regionLargest Populations: 53rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 54th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 129th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 176th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 216th in the regionMost Inclusive: 224th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 418th in the regionMost Cultured: 442nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 593rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 704th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, 90% of active duty FAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
  • : Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Fyrdowsi.
  • : Fyrdowsi endorsed The Democratic Republic of Druinia.
  • : Fyrdowsi endorsed The Federation of Movkovnova.
  • : Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, crossing the road requires a risk assessment.
  • : Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
  • : Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, military spending is on the increase.

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