Best Weather: 39th Lowest Crime Rates: 90th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 105th
The Monastic Theocracy of
Authoritarian Democracy
Only in Chains will You be Free
Clerical Council X
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Monastic Theocracy of Fyrdowsi is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Clerical Council X with an even hand, and renowned for its closed borders, lack of airports, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 14.108 billion Fyrdowsians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adl Justia. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Fyrdowsian economy, worth 583 trillion deenars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 41,358 deenars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public shaming is the bedrock of Fyrdowsian society, the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Fyrdowsi's national animal is the camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Submissio Pacem.

Fyrdowsi is ranked 30,530th in the world and 913th in The East Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,292.97 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Best Weather: 39thLowest Crime Rates: 90thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 105thMost Beautiful Environments: 153rdMost Pacifist: 157thHealthiest Citizens: 171stLongest Average Lifespans: 187thMost Devout: 210thMost Compassionate Citizens: 550thNicest Citizens: 965thMost Stationary: 1,504thTop
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Largest Governments: 1,720thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,804thMost Influential: 1,998thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,620thMost Income Equality: 3,558thLargest Populations: 6,550thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,478thTop
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Most Inclusive: 9,898thMost Authoritarian: 10,671stMost Conservative: 12,020th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Stationary: 26th in the regionLargest Governments: 26th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 48th in the regionMost Influential: 51st in the regionLargest Populations: 53rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 59th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 150th in the regionMost Income Equality: 170th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 212th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 360th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 437th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 438th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 542nd in the regionMost Conservative: 551st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 565th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Fyrdowsi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • : Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public.
  • : Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, public shaming is the bedrock of Fyrdowsian society.
  • : Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, Fyrdowsi's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over The East Pacific.
  • : Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.
  • : Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes.

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