The Monastic Theocracy of
Authoritarian Democracy
Only in Chains will You be Free
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Average

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The Monastic Theocracy of Fyrdowsi is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Clerical Council X with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 11.218 billion Fyrdowsians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adl Justia. Income tax is unheard of.

The sizeable but stagnant Fyrdowsian economy, worth 46.7 trillion deenars a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 4,167 deenars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, the government pours millions of deenars into rehabilitation programs annually, crossing the road requires a risk assessment, and movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fyrdowsi's national animal is the camel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Submissio Pacem.

Fyrdowsi is ranked 46th in The East Pacific and 923rd in the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 33 Valid Endorsements.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, crossing the road requires a risk assessment.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, the government pours millions of deenars into rehabilitation programs annually.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, priests are being drafted by the church load.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, Fyrdowsi's schoolchildren are manufactured into a segregated bunch of soldiers, religious zealots, and computer technicians.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.

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