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The Monastic Theocracy of Fyrdowsi

“Only in Chains will You be Free”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: The East Pacific

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The Monastic Theocracy of Fyrdowsi is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Clerical Council IX with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. Its compassionate population of 7.516 billion are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Defence and Religion & Spirituality are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adl Justia. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, prison visits increase substantially during election years, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, and hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fyrdowsi's national animal is the camel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Submissio Pacem, and its currency is the deenar.

Fyrdowsi is ranked 21st in The East Pacific and 310th in the world for Most Influential, scoring 275 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 22 hours ago

  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in FyrdowsiFyrdowsi, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in FyrdowsiFyrdowsi, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in FyrdowsiFyrdowsi, prison visits increase substantially during election years.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in FyrdowsiFyrdowsi, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in FyrdowsiFyrdowsi, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • 22 hours ago: FyrdowsiFyrdowsi endorsed The Kingdom of THE UNITED REPUBLIC OF DOJOThe Kingdom of THE UNITED REPUBLIC OF DOJO.
  • 22 hours ago: FyrdowsiFyrdowsi endorsed The Allied States of WonderWafleThe Allied States of WonderWafle.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: FyrdowsiFyrdowsi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: FyrdowsiFyrdowsi was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Authoritarian.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: FyrdowsiFyrdowsi was endorsed by The Allied States of WonderWafleThe Allied States of WonderWafle.

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