The Monastic Theocracy of
Authoritarian Democracy
Only in Chains will You be Free
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Good

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The Monastic Theocracy of Fyrdowsi is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Clerical Council X with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 11.749 billion Fyrdowsians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The tiny, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adl Justia. Income tax is unheard of.

The sizeable but stagnant Fyrdowsian economy, worth 71.3 trillion deenars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 6,067 deenars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Adl Justia spends billions upgrading public transport, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Fyrdowsi Blood Tithe, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, and government officials are held to the highest standard of morality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fyrdowsi's national animal is the camel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Submissio Pacem.

Fyrdowsi is ranked 6,534th in The East Pacific and 146,776th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -14 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 hours ago

  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Fyrdowsi Blood Tithe.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, Adl Justia spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, children have only the most basic of education.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, Fyrdowsi's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over The East Pacific.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Fyrdowsi endorsed The Kingdom of Bascall.

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