Best Weather: 42nd Lowest Crime Rates: 76th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 98th
The Monastic Theocracy of
Democratic Socialists
Only in Chains will You be Free
Clerical Council X
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Good

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The Monastic Theocracy of Fyrdowsi is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Clerical Council X with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, zero percent divorce rate, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, devout population of 14.659 billion Fyrdowsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adl Justia. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The large but stagnant Fyrdowsian economy, worth 522 trillion deenars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 35,672 deenars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In a baffling press conference Clerical Council X proudly dismantled a broken door, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, Adl Justia spends billions upgrading public transport, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fyrdowsi's national animal is the camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Submissio Pacem.

Fyrdowsi is ranked 151,899th in the world and 7,002nd in The East Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -32.77 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Best Weather: 42ndLowest Crime Rates: 76thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 98thMost Pacifist: 134thMost Beautiful Environments: 143rdMost Devout: 184thHealthiest Citizens: 188thLongest Average Lifespans: 193rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 600thLargest Governments: 916thNicest Citizens: 1,011thMost Stationary: 1,437thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,808thMost Influential: 1,980thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,959thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,608thLargest Populations: 6,343rdMost Inclusive: 6,611thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,478thMost Cultured: 13,454thMost Income Equality: 14,003rd
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Best Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionNicest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Stationary: 25th in the regionMost Influential: 45th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 48th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 52nd in the regionLargest Populations: 53rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 91st in the regionMost Inclusive: 233rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 240th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 268th in the regionMost Cultured: 316th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 539th in the regionMost Income Equality: 693rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, Adl Justia spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • : Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, in a baffling press conference Clerical Council X proudly dismantled a broken door.
  • : Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
  • : Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
  • : Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12.
  • : Fyrdowsi was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • : Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here.

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