Best Weather: 44th Lowest Crime Rates: 64th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 97th
The Monastic Theocracy of
Authoritarian Democracy
Only in Chains will You be Free
Clerical Council X
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Good

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The Monastic Theocracy of Fyrdowsi is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Clerical Council X with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, strictly enforced bedtime, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 13.807 billion Fyrdowsians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adl Justia. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Fyrdowsian economy, worth 138 trillion deenars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 10,064 deenars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, Adl Justia spends billions upgrading public transport, many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations, and loans are available for students from poor families. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fyrdowsi's national animal is the camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Submissio Pacem.

Fyrdowsi is ranked 141,682nd in the world and 6,999th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 595.94 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Best Weather: 44thLowest Crime Rates: 64thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 97thMost Pacifist: 110thMost Beautiful Environments: 162ndHealthiest Citizens: 177thLongest Average Lifespans: 201stMost Devout: 245thMost Compassionate Citizens: 529thNicest Citizens: 957thLargest Governments: 1,343rdMost Stationary: 1,522ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,675thMost Influential: 1,841stTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,761stLargest Populations: 6,662ndSafest: 7,359thTop
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Most Inclusive: 9,982ndMost Income Equality: 11,814thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,584thMost Conservative: 15,094th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionNicest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Stationary: 27th in the regionMost Influential: 42nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 45th in the regionLargest Populations: 51st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 52nd in the regionTop
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Safest: 132nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 268th in the regionMost Inclusive: 351st in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 654th in the regionMost Income Equality: 658th in the regionMost Conservative: 868th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, loans are available for students from poor families.
  • : Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations.
  • : Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, Adl Justia spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Fyrdowsi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, anti-environmentalist protesters are gunned down without mercy.
  • : Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, many aides in Clerical Council X's office are known to be serial jaywalkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly.
  • : Following new legislation in Fyrdowsi, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets.

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