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The Rogue Nation of Futilitarianism

“Comrades, let us dally!”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Fair
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Ulthar

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The Rogue Nation of Futilitarianism is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 10.1 billion Futilitarianismians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal individuals juggles the competing demands of Social Equality, Healthcare, and Education. Income tax is unheard of. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', the government is giving peace a chance, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and a chain of pubs that cater solely to children have recently been unveiled. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Futilitarianism's national animal is the sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the fu.

Futilitarianism is ranked 22nd in Ulthar and 107,480th in the world for Best Weather, with -273 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 40 days ago

  • 20 days ago: Futilitarianism was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 5%).
  • 43 days ago: Futilitarianism was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 10%).
  • 99 days ago: Futilitarianism's influence in Ulthar fell from "Handshaker" to "Minnow".
  • 99 days ago: Futilitarianism's influence in Ulthar rose from "Minnow" to "Handshaker".
  • 130 days ago: Futilitarianism fell out of the regional Top 10% for Highest Drug Use.
  • 222 days ago: Futilitarianism was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • 296 days ago: Futilitarianism was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Drug Use.
  • 338 days ago: Futilitarianism fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • 1 year 2 days ago: Futilitarianism was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 year 30 days ago: Futilitarianism fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Godforsaken.

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