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The Freezer that is full of Frozen Donkeys

“It's very very very very VERY very cold for a donkey!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: new folsom

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The Freezer that is full of Frozen Donkeys is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 14.668 billion Frozen Donkeysians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Book Publishing and Woodchip Exports.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, and the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Frozen Donkeys with a very polite populace. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frozen Donkeys's national animal is the very cold donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the frostbitten ear.

Frozen Donkeys is ranked 3rd in new folsom and 113,073rd in the world for Best Weather, with -820 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Frozen Donkeys with a very polite populace.
  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, artists are pillars of society.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Frozen Donkeys was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the only places to see very cold donkeys now are at local zoos.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.

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by Max Barry

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