Largest Black Market: 92nd Largest Publishing Industry: 149th Largest Mining Sector: 322nd
The Freezer that is full of
Iron Fist Consumerists
It's very very very very VERY very cold for a donkey!
Regional Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Freezer that is full of Frozen Donkeys is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.046 billion Frozen Donkeysians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Frozen Donkeysian economy, worth a remarkable 4,567 trillion frostbitten ears a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 239,829 frostbitten ears, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

All forms of advertising are banned, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, Frozen Donkeys's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, and all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frozen Donkeys's national animal is the very cold donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Frozen Donkeys is ranked 151,670th in the world and 2nd in new folsom for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -28.41 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Largest Black Market: 92ndLargest Publishing Industry: 149thLargest Mining Sector: 322ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 374thMost Corrupt Governments: 581stMost Subsidized Industry: 813thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 889thMost Cultured: 982ndHighest Economic Output: 1,055thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1,607thMost Avoided: 2,314thMost Stationary: 2,433rdSmartest Citizens: 2,448thMost Efficient Economies: 2,516thHighest Average Incomes: 2,659thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,680thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,464thLargest Populations: 3,694thMost Primitive: 3,804thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,247thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,958thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,249thTop
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Most Influential: 8,084thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,276thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,434thMost Secular: 8,525thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,255thLargest Governments: 12,158thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,342ndMost Authoritarian: 14,696thMost Conservative: 14,778th

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  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.

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