Largest Black Market: 73rd Largest Publishing Industry: 137th Largest Mining Sector: 292nd
The Freezer that is full of
Iron Fist Consumerists
It's very very very very VERY very cold for a donkey!
Regional Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Freezer that is full of Frozen Donkeys is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.193 billion Frozen Donkeysians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Frozen Donkeysian economy, worth a remarkable 4,363 trillion frostbitten ears a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 239,829 frostbitten ears, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

All forms of advertising are banned, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, Frozen Donkeys's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, and all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frozen Donkeys's national animal is the very cold donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Frozen Donkeys is ranked 184,134th in the world and 2nd in new folsom for Longest Average Lifespans, with 28.29 Years.

Top
1%
Largest Black Market: 73rdLargest Publishing Industry: 137thLargest Mining Sector: 292ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 326thMost Corrupt Governments: 473rdMost Subsidized Industry: 655thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 846thMost Cultured: 871stHighest Economic Output: 1,042ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,290thTop
5%
Smartest Citizens: 2,116thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,155thMost Avoided: 2,220thHighest Average Incomes: 2,440thMost Efficient Economies: 2,586thMost Stationary: 2,622ndMost Primitive: 2,793rdLargest Gambling Industry: 3,351stLargest Populations: 3,841stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,164thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,119thMost Secular: 5,252ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,430thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,017thMost Influential: 8,267thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,569thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,785thTop
10%
Largest Governments: 11,219thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,874thMost Developed: 14,824thRudest Citizens: 16,029thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,637th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary and Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market, Most Advanced Defense Forces, Most Cultured, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.

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