Largest Black Market: 97th Largest Publishing Industry: 133rd Largest Mining Sector: 320th
The Freezer that is full of
Iron Fist Consumerists
It's very very very very VERY very cold for a donkey!
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The Freezer that is full of Frozen Donkeys is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, avowedly heterosexual populace, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.442 billion Frozen Donkeysians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Frozen Donkeysian economy, worth a remarkable 4,662 trillion frostbitten ears a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 239,829 frostbitten ears, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

All forms of advertising are banned, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, Frozen Donkeys's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, and all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frozen Donkeys's national animal is the very cold donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Frozen Donkeys is ranked 881st in the world and 3rd in new folsom for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 14,015.62 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Largest Black Market: 97thLargest Publishing Industry: 133rdLargest Mining Sector: 320thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 369thMost Corrupt Governments: 611thMost Subsidized Industry: 881stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 901stMost Cultured: 1,041stHighest Economic Output: 1,045thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,770thTop
Most Stationary: 2,286thMost Avoided: 2,379thMost Efficient Economies: 2,500thSmartest Citizens: 2,531stHighest Average Incomes: 2,705thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,244thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,618thLargest Populations: 3,649thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,423rdMost Primitive: 4,808thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,488thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,530thMost Influential: 8,095thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,256thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,321stTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 9,252ndMost Secular: 9,513thLargest Governments: 11,899thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,538thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,544thMost Conservative: 17,139thMost Authoritarian: 17,156thMost Developed: 17,363rd

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