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The Freezer that is full of Frozen Donkeys

“It's very very very very VERY very cold for a donkey!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: new folsom

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The Freezer that is full of Frozen Donkeys is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.826 billion Frozen Donkeysians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Book Publishing and Woodchip Exports.

Families are only permitted to have one child, the government is cracking down on subversive groups, groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety', and the people of Frozen Donkeys are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frozen Donkeys's national animal is the very cold donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the frostbitten ear.

Frozen Donkeys is ranked 5th in new folsom and 108,612th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 19 hours ago

  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the people of Frozen Donkeys are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Frozen Donkeys was reclassified from "Right-wing Utopia" to "Corporate Police State".
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety'.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, families are only permitted to have one child.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the government is buying children's books by the thousands.

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by Max Barry

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