Largest Black Market: 86th Largest Publishing Industry: 143rd Largest Mining Sector: 314th
The Freezer that is full of
Iron Fist Consumerists
It's very very very very VERY very cold for a donkey!
Regional Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Freezer that is full of Frozen Donkeys is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, flagrant waste-dumping, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.844 billion Frozen Donkeysians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Frozen Donkeysian economy, worth a remarkable 4,519 trillion frostbitten ears a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 239,829 frostbitten ears, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

All forms of advertising are banned, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, Frozen Donkeys's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, and all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frozen Donkeys's national animal is the very cold donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Frozen Donkeys is ranked 156,453rd in the world and 3rd in new folsom for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -42.17 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Top
1%
Largest Black Market: 86thLargest Publishing Industry: 143rdLargest Mining Sector: 314thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 354thMost Corrupt Governments: 545thMost Subsidized Industry: 760thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 895thMost Cultured: 967thHighest Economic Output: 1,073rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,506thTop
5%
Most Avoided: 2,331stSmartest Citizens: 2,400thMost Stationary: 2,474thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,528thMost Efficient Economies: 2,534thHighest Average Incomes: 2,617thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,415thMost Primitive: 3,548thLargest Populations: 3,755thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,256thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,878thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,200thTop
10%
Most Influential: 8,063rdMost Secular: 8,110thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,546thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,704thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,309thLargest Governments: 11,993rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,424thMost Conservative: 14,829thMost Authoritarian: 14,925thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,587th

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  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.

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