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The Freezer that is full of Frozen Donkeys

“It's very very very very VERY very cold for a donkey!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: new folsom

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The Freezer that is full of Frozen Donkeys is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.423 billion Frozen Donkeysians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 88%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Book Publishing and Woodchip Exports.

Expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, political activists are routinely executed, and the government is giving peace a chance. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frozen Donkeys's national animal is the very cold donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the frostbitten ear.

Frozen Donkeys is ranked 1st in new folsom and 30,038th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.749 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 days ago

  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the government is giving peace a chance.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, political activists are routinely executed.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, Frozen Donkeys's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of academic achievement.
  • 47 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots.
  • 47 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, Frozen Donkeys's nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba.
  • 48 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety'.
  • 48 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.

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by Max Barry

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