The Freezer that is full of
Iron Fist Consumerists
It's very very very very VERY very cold for a donkey!
Regional Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Freezer that is full of Frozen Donkeys is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.909 billion Frozen Donkeysians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 70.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Frozen Donkeysian economy, worth a remarkable 3,811 trillion frostbitten ears a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 239,587 frostbitten ears, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, the nation's gigantic air force is both respected and feared, and all forms of advertising are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Frozen Donkeys's national animal is the very cold donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Frozen Donkeys is ranked 1st in new folsom and 2,298th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring 94 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Frozen Donkeys's influence in New folsom fell from "Hegemony" to "Dominator".
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, all forms of advertising are banned.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the nation's gigantic air force is both respected and feared.
  • 17 days ago: Frozen Donkeys's influence in New folsom rose from "Dominator" to "Hegemony".
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • 33 days ago: Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • 34 days ago: Frozen Donkeys was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • 34 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, people choose marriage partners by buying a lottery ticket.
  • 36 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.

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by Max Barry

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