The Freezer that is full of
Iron Fist Consumerists
It's very very very very VERY very cold for a donkey!
Regional Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Freezer that is full of Frozen Donkeys is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.762 billion Frozen Donkeysians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 69.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Frozen Donkeysian economy, worth a remarkable 3,799 trillion frostbitten ears a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 241,057 frostbitten ears, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, people choose marriage partners by buying a lottery ticket, and politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Frozen Donkeys's national animal is the very cold donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Frozen Donkeys is ranked 4th in new folsom and 143,775th in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with -105.84 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 16 hours ago

  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • 8 days ago: Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • 8 days ago: Frozen Donkeys was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, people choose marriage partners by buying a lottery ticket.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • 11 days ago: Frozen Donkeys fell out of the world Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections.
  • 20 days ago: Frozen Donkeys was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".

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by Max Barry

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