Largest Black Market: 75th Largest Publishing Industry: 143rd Largest Mining Sector: 297th
The Freezer that is full of
Iron Fist Consumerists
It's very very very very VERY very cold for a donkey!
Regional Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Freezer that is full of Frozen Donkeys is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.498 billion Frozen Donkeysians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Frozen Donkeysian economy, worth a remarkable 4,436 trillion frostbitten ears a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 239,829 frostbitten ears, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

All forms of advertising are banned, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, Frozen Donkeys's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, and all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frozen Donkeys's national animal is the very cold donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Frozen Donkeys is ranked 151,659th in the world and 3rd in new folsom for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 5.13 Whatever.

Top
1%
Largest Black Market: 75thLargest Publishing Industry: 143rdLargest Mining Sector: 297thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 342ndMost Corrupt Governments: 511thMost Subsidized Industry: 726thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 881stMost Cultured: 924thHighest Economic Output: 1,039thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,399thTop
5%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,215thMost Avoided: 2,248thSmartest Citizens: 2,271stHighest Average Incomes: 2,524thMost Efficient Economies: 2,550thMost Stationary: 2,565thMost Primitive: 2,685thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,416thLargest Populations: 3,804thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,215thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,547thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,326thMost Secular: 7,217thTop
10%
Most Influential: 8,290thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,820thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,865thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,942ndLargest Governments: 11,927thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,919thRudest Citizens: 14,633rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary and Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market, Most Advanced Defense Forces, Most Cultured, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.

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