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The Freezer that is full of Frozen Donkeys

“It's very very very very VERY very cold for a donkey!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: new folsom

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The Freezer that is full of Frozen Donkeys is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.149 billion Frozen Donkeysians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

The nation refuses to provide international aid, the government has enacted freedom of information, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', and the world outside is only known of in folklore. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frozen Donkeys's national animal is the very cold donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the frostbitten ear.

Frozen Donkeys is ranked 7th in new folsom and 115,180th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -7 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the world outside is only known of in folklore.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the government has enacted freedom of information.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, Frozen Donkeys is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.

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by Max Barry

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