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The Freezer that is full of Frozen Donkeys

“It's very very very very VERY very cold for a donkey!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: new folsom

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The Freezer that is full of Frozen Donkeys is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.27 billion Frozen Donkeysians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Book Publishing and Woodchip Exports.

Record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety', Frozen Donkeys's nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba, and private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frozen Donkeys's national animal is the very cold donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the frostbitten ear.

Frozen Donkeys is ranked 4th in new folsom and 111,857th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -569 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 22 days ago

  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, Frozen Donkeys's nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety'.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, anti-environmentalist protesters are gunned down without mercy.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, citizens must pay to enjoy Frozen Donkeys's pristine beaches.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the government is avowedly atheist.

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by Max Barry

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