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The Freezer that is full of Frozen Donkeys

“It's very very very very VERY very cold for a donkey!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: new folsom

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The Freezer that is full of Frozen Donkeys is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.501 billion Frozen Donkeysians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Book Publishing and Woodchip Exports.

The arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, all news sources are under strict government control, and membership in the state-owned Church of Frozen Donkeys is mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frozen Donkeys's national animal is the very cold donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the frostbitten ear.

Frozen Donkeys is ranked 3rd in new folsom and 109,991st in the world for Safest, scoring -203.399 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, membership in the state-owned Church of Frozen Donkeys is mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, all news sources are under strict government control.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, elections have been outlawed.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion.

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by Max Barry

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