The Freezer that is full of
Father Knows Best State
It's very very very very VERY very cold for a donkey!
Regional Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Freezer that is full of Frozen Donkeys is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.606 billion Frozen Donkeysians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frozen Donkeysian economy, worth a remarkable 3,675 trillion frostbitten ears a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 235,495 frostbitten ears, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, the nation is completely gun-free, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, and the government is buying children's books by the thousands. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Frozen Donkeys's national animal is the very cold donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Frozen Donkeys is ranked 1st in new folsom and 18,628th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 7 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 110 minutes ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the government is buying children's books by the thousands.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the nation is completely gun-free.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, troops clank into battle wearing antique suits of armour.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the richest citizens live in sheltered private citadels.

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by Max Barry

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