Largest Black Market: 72nd Largest Publishing Industry: 136th Largest Mining Sector: 294th
The Freezer that is full of
Iron Fist Consumerists
It's very very very very VERY very cold for a donkey!
Regional Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Freezer that is full of Frozen Donkeys is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.33 billion Frozen Donkeysians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Frozen Donkeysian economy, worth a remarkable 4,396 trillion frostbitten ears a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 239,829 frostbitten ears, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

All forms of advertising are banned, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, Frozen Donkeys's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, and all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frozen Donkeys's national animal is the very cold donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Frozen Donkeys is ranked 91,234th in the world and 3rd in new folsom for Highest Drug Use, scoring 66 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Black Market: 72ndLargest Publishing Industry: 136thLargest Mining Sector: 294thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 336thMost Corrupt Governments: 494thMost Subsidized Industry: 680thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 858thMost Cultured: 895thHighest Economic Output: 1,040thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,337thTop
5%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,174thSmartest Citizens: 2,188thMost Avoided: 2,245thHighest Average Incomes: 2,487thMost Efficient Economies: 2,562ndMost Stationary: 2,586thMost Primitive: 2,795thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,442ndLargest Populations: 3,824thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,243rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,287thMost Secular: 6,372ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,516thMost Influential: 8,307thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,560thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,863rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,954thTop
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Largest Governments: 11,651stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,636thRudest Citizens: 15,544thMost Developed: 15,709thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,543rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary and Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market, Most Advanced Defense Forces, Most Cultured, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.

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