The Freezer that is full of
Iron Fist Consumerists
It's very very very very VERY very cold for a donkey!
Regional Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Freezer that is full of Frozen Donkeys is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.665 billion Frozen Donkeysians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Frozen Donkeysian economy, worth a remarkable 3,983 trillion frostbitten ears a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 239,043 frostbitten ears, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

All forms of advertising are banned, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, Frozen Donkeys's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, and all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Frozen Donkeys's national animal is the very cold donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Frozen Donkeys is ranked 3rd in new folsom and 127,407th in the world for Most Devout, scoring -195 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Frozen Donkeys fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, Frozen Donkeys's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children.
  • : Frozen Donkeys's influence in New folsom fell from "Hegemony" to "Dominator".

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by Max Barry

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