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The Freezer that is full of Frozen Donkeys

“It's very very very very VERY very cold for a donkey!”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: new folsom

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The Freezer that is full of Frozen Donkeys is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 14.8 billion Frozen Donkeysians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Book Publishing and Woodchip Exports.

The nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, the government seizes all major gold finds, and a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frozen Donkeys's national animal is the very cold donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the frostbitten ear.

Frozen Donkeys is ranked 4th in new folsom and 52,831st in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 67 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 hours ago

  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the government is buying children's books by the thousands.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, Frozen Donkeys's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.
  • 5 days ago: Frozen Donkeys was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Right-wing Utopia".

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by Max Barry

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