The Freezer that is full of
Iron Fist Consumerists
It's very very very very VERY very cold for a donkey!
Regional Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Freezer that is full of Frozen Donkeys is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.1 billion Frozen Donkeysians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Frozen Donkeysian economy, worth a remarkable 3,841 trillion frostbitten ears a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 238,581 frostbitten ears, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

All citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, the nation's gigantic air force is both respected and feared, all forms of advertising are banned, and the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Frozen Donkeys's national animal is the very cold donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Frozen Donkeys is ranked 5th in new folsom and 136,119th in the world for Fattest Citizens, scoring -269.8 on the Transpolysaturated Intake Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 days ago

  • 17 days ago: Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children.
  • 35 days ago: Frozen Donkeys's influence in New folsom fell from "Hegemony" to "Dominator".
  • 37 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, all forms of advertising are banned.
  • 40 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the nation's gigantic air force is both respected and feared.
  • 48 days ago: Frozen Donkeys's influence in New folsom rose from "Dominator" to "Hegemony".
  • 51 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
  • 58 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • 64 days ago: Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • 64 days ago: Frozen Donkeys was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".

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by Max Barry

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