Largest Black Market: 83rd Largest Publishing Industry: 139th Largest Mining Sector: 299th
The Freezer that is full of
Iron Fist Consumerists
It's very very very very VERY very cold for a donkey!
Regional Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Freezer that is full of Frozen Donkeys is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.703 billion Frozen Donkeysians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Frozen Donkeysian economy, worth a remarkable 4,485 trillion frostbitten ears a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 239,829 frostbitten ears, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

All forms of advertising are banned, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, Frozen Donkeys's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, and all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frozen Donkeys's national animal is the very cold donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Frozen Donkeys is ranked 17,209th in the world and 2nd in new folsom for Most Authoritarian, with 1.86 Stalins.

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Largest Black Market: 83rdLargest Publishing Industry: 139thLargest Mining Sector: 299thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 348thMost Corrupt Governments: 529thMost Subsidized Industry: 748thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 883rdMost Cultured: 941stHighest Economic Output: 1,050thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,441stTop
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Most Avoided: 2,306thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,309thSmartest Citizens: 2,349thMost Stationary: 2,500thMost Efficient Economies: 2,515thHighest Average Incomes: 2,583rdMost Primitive: 3,090thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,364thLargest Populations: 3,748thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,237thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,691stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,281stMost Secular: 7,733rdMost Influential: 8,108thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,583rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,687thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,158thLargest Governments: 12,021stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,463rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,505thRudest Citizens: 15,852ndMost Developed: 16,319th

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  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary and Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market, Most Advanced Defense Forces, Most Cultured, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Frozen Donkeys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry (last census: Top 10%).

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