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The Freezer that is full of Frozen Donkeys

“It's very very very very VERY very cold for a donkey!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: new folsom

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The Freezer that is full of Frozen Donkeys is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.382 billion Frozen Donkeysians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Frozen Donkeysian economy, worth a remarkable 3,529 trillion frostbitten ears a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 229,439 frostbitten ears, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

The only places to see very cold donkeys now are at local zoos, education and welfare spending are on the rise, all forms of advertising are banned, and membership in the state-owned Church of Frozen Donkeys is mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Frozen Donkeys's national animal is the very cold donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Frozen Donkeys is ranked 4th in new folsom and 112,516th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -8 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 1 hour ago

  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, membership in the state-owned Church of Frozen Donkeys is mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, all forms of advertising are banned.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, education and welfare spending are on the rise.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the only places to see very cold donkeys now are at local zoos.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Frozen Donkeys.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.

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by Max Barry

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