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The Freezer that is full of Frozen Donkeys

“It's very very very very VERY very cold for a donkey!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: new folsom

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The Freezer that is full of Frozen Donkeys is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.693 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Commerce. The average income tax rate is 91%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Woodchip Exports.

Very cold donkeys are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frozen Donkeys's national animal is the very cold donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the frostbitten ear.

Frozen Donkeys is ranked 2nd in new folsom and 2,847th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 1,105.75 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 minutes ago

  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, very cold donkeys are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, criminals are executed and their property seized.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the government has enacted freedom of information.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.

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by Max Barry

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