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The Freezer that is full of Frozen Donkeys

“It's very very very very VERY very cold for a donkey!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: new folsom

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The Freezer that is full of Frozen Donkeys is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.588 billion Frozen Donkeysians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Book Publishing and Woodchip Exports.

Wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts, Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Very cold donkey Lasagne is a hit, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frozen Donkeys's national animal is the very cold donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the frostbitten ear.

Frozen Donkeys is ranked 1st in new folsom and 17,321st in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, scoring 146 on the Inverse Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 days ago

  • 6 days ago: Frozen Donkeys fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • 11 days ago: Frozen Donkeys was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Very cold donkey Lasagne is a hit.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, anti-environmentalist protesters are gunned down without mercy.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, very cold donkeys with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Frozen Donkeys, the government is reining in public spending.

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by Max Barry

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