Location: E FEDeration Knights

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Allied States of Friendzonia is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by Capt Josh with an even hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. Its compassionate, hard-working population of 2.048 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asteroid M. The average income tax rate is 73%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Asteroid M Times is sold out, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter', all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and unemployment rates have skyrocketed as businesses abandon the country in search of cheap labour. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Friendzonia's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the taco.

Friendzonia is ranked 2nd in E FEDeration Knights and 125,313th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -6 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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NationStates by Max Barry, author of and