Population | 11.012 billion |
Capital | Yodle City |
Leader | Yodle |
Faith | Yodlism |
Currency | Gold Coin |
Animal | Cow |
The Holy Blue Empire of Freudian Psychology is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Yodle with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 11.012 billion Freuds are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.8%.
The powerhouse Freudian economy, worth a remarkable 1,095 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,520 Gold Coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.
Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags, Yodle will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges, and the military struggles with recruitment. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freudian Psychology's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Yodlism.
Freudian Psychology is ranked 88,423rd in the world and 65th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Stationary, with 514.92822600128 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Freudian Psychology was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Freudian Psychology was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Following new legislation in Freudian Psychology, the military struggles with recruitment.
- : Following new legislation in Freudian Psychology, Yodle will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges.
- : Following new legislation in Freudian Psychology, customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags.
- : Following new legislation in Freudian Psychology, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
- : Freudian Psychology was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Freudian Psychology, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations.
- : Following new legislation in Freudian Psychology, the government has enacted freedom of information.
- : Following new legislation in Freudian Psychology, convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines.