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The Colony of French Guyane

“Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Esquarium


The Colony of French Guyane is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ségolène Royal with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 3.41 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cayenne. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology industries.

Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. French Guyane's national animal is the Grey-winged trumpeter, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Secularism, and its currency is the Franc.

French Guyane is ranked 25th in Esquarium and 10,094th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 5 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Recent Government Activity: 12 days ago


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