The Independent Department of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Independent Department of French Guyane is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ségolène Royal with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.316 billion French Guyaneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cayenne. The average income tax rate is 64.3%.

The thriving French Guyanean economy, worth 648 trillion Francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 102,605 Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter, nude art is becoming wildly popular, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace, and administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. French Guyane's national animal is the Grey-winged trumpeter, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

French Guyane is ranked 123rd in Esquarium and 92,790th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -94 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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