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The Independent Department of French Guyane

“Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Esquarium

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The Independent Department of French Guyane is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ségolène Royal with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 3.452 billion, 3.274 billion of whom are zombies, French Guyaneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cayenne. The average income tax rate is 61%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology industries.

Universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. French Guyane's national animal is the Grey-winged trumpeter, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Secularism, and its currency is the Franc.

French Guyane is ranked 30th in Esquarium and 11,561st in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

French Guyane is currently researching a cure.

People: 177,994,112

Zombies: 3,274,037,793

Dead: 1,062,984,455

Survival Rate: 3.94%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 5 days ago: French Guyane was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • 12 days ago: French Guyane was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 40 days ago: French Guyane was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 40 days ago: French Guyane lodged a message on the Esquarium Regional Message Board.
  • 45 days ago: French Guyane lodged a message on the Esquarium Regional Message Board.
  • 49 days ago: French Guyane was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fattest Citizens.
  • 53 days ago: French Guyane altered its national flag.
  • 62 days ago: French Guyane was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • 73 days ago: French Guyane was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 80 days ago: French Guyane fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.

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