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The Libertarian Republic of Freedombourg is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Dubya with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 9.9 billion Freedombourgians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nieuw-Rotterdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Freedombourgian economy, worth a remarkable 2,731 trillion Loonies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 275,926 Loonies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Birth rates have hit an all-time low, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime is totally unknown. Freedombourg's national animal is the fat cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is compatibilism.

Freedombourg is ranked 425th in Capitalist Paradise and 123,170th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -504 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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