Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,130th Rudest Citizens: 1,628th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,696th
The Cortexiphan Kids of
Capitalist Paradise
Live Free Or Die
Regional Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Cortexiphan Kids of Free Underwear Fliers is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Joint Fyre with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.142 billion Free Underwear Fliersians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Outer Heaven. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Underwear Fliersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,326 trillion types a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 215,944 types, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, discarded pennies litter the streets, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, and murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Free Underwear Fliers's national animal is the baboon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Capitalistic Profit Motive.

Free Underwear Fliers is ranked 33,592nd in the world and 1,298th in Balder for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,141.51 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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1%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,130thRudest Citizens: 1,628thTop
5%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,696thMost Armed: 1,699thMost Efficient Economies: 1,862ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,890thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,080thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,098thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,101stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,494thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,881stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,138thFattest Citizens: 3,432ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,508thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,644thMost Avoided: 3,648thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,767thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,054thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,288thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,479thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,922ndLargest Mining Sector: 5,484thSmartest Citizens: 5,755thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,946thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,478thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,512thHighest Economic Output: 7,293rdTop
10%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,637th
Top
5%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 51st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 59th in the regionRudest Citizens: 62nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 69th in the regionMost Armed: 72nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 73rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 84th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 92nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 100th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 112th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 129th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 135th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 140th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 155th in the regionFattest Citizens: 155th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 161st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 164th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 165th in the regionMost Avoided: 177th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 180th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 194th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 197th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 227th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 257th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 263rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 306th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 319th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 378th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 387th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Free Underwear Fliers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Free Underwear Fliers's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Free Underwear Fliers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Free Underwear Fliers's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Free Underwear Fliers's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Free Underwear Fliers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and the Top 5% for Rudest Citizens, Largest Insurance Industry, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Free Underwear Fliers's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Free Underwear Fliers, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Underwear Fliers, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Underwear Fliers, discarded pennies litter the streets.

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