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The Cortexiphan Kids of Free Underwear Fliers

“Live Free Or Die”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific

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The Cortexiphan Kids of Free Underwear Fliers is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Joint Fyre with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.896 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Commerce and Education are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Outer Heaven. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Gambling.

All new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, a determined opposition debates the relative benefits of Arial and Times New Roman for days on end, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and Outer Heaven is a police state during international summits. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Free Underwear Fliers's national animal is the baboon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is the Capitalistic Profit Motive, and its currency is the type.

Free Underwear Fliers is ranked 28th in The East Pacific and 2,214th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 10 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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