“Live Free Or Die”
|Category: Capitalist Paradise|
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: The East Pacific
The Cortexiphan Kids of Free Underwear Fliers is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by 37sneaker with an even hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.556 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Commerce and Education are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wammy's House. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Gambling.
Prison visits increase substantially during election years, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, and the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Free Underwear Fliers. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Free Underwear Fliers's national animal is the baboon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is the Capitalistic Profit Motive, and its currency is the type.
Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago
- 5 days ago: Free Underwear Fliers fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Politically Free.
- 5 days ago: Free Underwear Fliers fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most Politically Free.
- 6 days ago: Free Underwear Fliers relocated from Osiris to The East Pacific.
- 6 days ago: Free Underwear Fliers was refounded.
- 75 days ago: Free Underwear Fliers ceased to exist.
- 75 days ago: Free Underwear Fliers was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Meldom.
- 78 days ago: Free Underwear Fliers was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
- 82 days ago: Free Underwear Fliers was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
- 83 days ago: Free Underwear Fliers was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Basket Weaving Sector (last census: Top 1%).
- 95 days ago: Free Underwear Fliers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Defense Forces (last census: Top 10%).