The Territory of Free States of Canada is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Aécio Neves with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.481 billion Free Canadians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campinas. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Free Canadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,947 trillion Free Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 229,596 Free Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,716,200 per year while the poor average 8,947, a ratio of 191 to 1.
Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, the children of Free States of Canada are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Free States of Canada's national animal is the Platinean Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Free States of Canada voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eternal Scholars".
- : Free States of Canada's influence in The Allied Republics rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
- : Free States of Canada voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Humanitarian Aid Expansion Act"".
- : Free States of Canada voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn the Pacific"".
- : Free States of Canada voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protection of Partially Born".
- : Free States of Canada voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Utopia"".
- : Free States of Canada was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Free States of Canada approved the World Assembly proposal "Protection of Partially Born".
- : Free States of Canada was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Free States of Canada was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.