The Territory of
Capitalizt
Freedom is built by an united people
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Territory of Free States of Canada is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Aécio Neves with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.777 billion Free Canadians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campinas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Free States of Canadan economy, worth a remarkable 1,308 trillion Free Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 226,542 Free Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,742,036 per year while the poor average 7,889, a ratio of 220 to 1.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, the children of Free States of Canada are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Free States of Canada's national animal is the Platinean Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Free States of Canada is ranked 6,833rd in The North Pacific and 134,251st in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 9 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 days ago

  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Free States of Canada was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • 4 days ago: Free States of Canada was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • 7 days ago: Free States of Canada was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan.
  • 12 days ago: Free States of Canada was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 13 days ago: Free States of Canada was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 15 days ago: Free States of Canada was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 17 days ago: Free States of Canada was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Avoided.
  • 18 days ago: Free States of Canada was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Retail Industry.
  • 23 days ago: Free States of Canada was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 25 days ago: Free States of Canada was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

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