The Territory of Free States of Canada is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Aécio Neves with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.023 billion Free Canadians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campinas. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Free Canadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,583 trillion Free Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 225,451 Free Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,733,641 per year while the poor average 7,851, a ratio of 220 to 1.
Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, the children of Free States of Canada are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Free States of Canada's national animal is the Platinean Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.
Free States of Canada is ranked 3rd in The Allied Republics and 4,002nd in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 529 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Free States of Canada fell out of the regional Top 10% for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
- : Free States of Canada voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Nuclear Material Safeguards".
- : Free States of Canada lodged a message on the The Allied Republics Regional Message Board.
- : Free States of Canada voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Reproductive Freedoms"".
- : Free States of Canada voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Nuclear Security Convention"".
- : Free States of Canada was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Insurance Industry.
- : Free States of Canada was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Armed.
- : Free States of Canada's influence in The Allied Republics rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Free States of Canada voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Travelling Region".
- : Free States of Canada voted against the World Assembly Resolution "To Prevent Dangerous Debris".
Endorsements Received: None.