The Territory of
Capitalist Paradise
Freedom is built by an united people
Regional Influence
Handshaker
WA Delegate / Former President
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Territory of Free States of Canada is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Aécio Neves with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.452 billion Free Canadians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campinas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Free Canadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,669 trillion Free Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 224,076 Free Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,723,069 per year while the poor average 7,803, a ratio of 220 to 1.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, the children of Free States of Canada are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Free States of Canada's national animal is the Platinean Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Free States of Canada is ranked 10th in The Allied Republics and 139,193rd in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -278 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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