Most Efficient Economies: 239th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 624th Rudest Citizens: 881st
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WA Delegate / Former President
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The Territory of Free States of Canada is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Aécio Neves with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, enslaved workforce, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.286 billion Free Canadians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campinas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Free Canadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,902 trillion Free Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 229,560 Free Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,715,931 per year while the poor average 8,946, a ratio of 191 to 1.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, the children of Free States of Canada are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Free States of Canada's national animal is the Platinean Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Free States of Canada is ranked 17,569th in the world and 5th in The Allied Republics for Largest Black Market, with 8.48 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Efficient Economies: 239thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 624thRudest Citizens: 881stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,354thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,387thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 1,534thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,045thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,075thMost Avoided: 2,117thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,137thLargest Retail Industry: 2,151stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,176thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,300thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,390thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,438thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,588thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,734thMost Pro-Market: 2,819thHighest Average Incomes: 2,868thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,248thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,380thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,555thLargest Mining Sector: 3,926thHighest Economic Output: 4,307thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,388thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,567thMost Armed: 5,828thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,501stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,821stTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 8,299thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,739thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,932ndMost Rebellious Youth: 14,503rd
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the region

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