Most Efficient Economies: 247th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 646th Rudest Citizens: 972nd
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The Territory of Free States of Canada is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Aécio Neves with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.653 billion Free Canadians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campinas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Free Canadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,986 trillion Free Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 229,562 Free Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,715,949 per year while the poor average 8,946, a ratio of 191 to 1.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, the children of Free States of Canada are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Free States of Canada's national animal is the Platinean Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Free States of Canada is ranked 140,667th in the world and 7th in The Allied Republics for Most Conservative, scoring 24.46 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 247thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 646thRudest Citizens: 972ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,402ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,427thTop
Fattest Citizens: 1,621stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,052ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,087thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,152ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,158thMost Avoided: 2,203rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,301stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,377thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,466thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,610thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,728thHighest Average Incomes: 2,995thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,370thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,481stLargest Gambling Industry: 3,595thLargest Mining Sector: 3,880thMost Pro-Market: 3,937thHighest Economic Output: 4,234thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,350thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,437thMost Armed: 5,724thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,865thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,019thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,372ndTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 8,559thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,910thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,802ndMost Rebellious Youth: 14,570th

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