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The Territory of Free States of Canada

“Freedom is built by an united people”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Osiris

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The Territory of Free States of Canada is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Aécio Neves with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.179 billion Free Stateses of Canadan are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Commerce, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campinas. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, the children of Free States of Canada are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Free States of Canada's national animal is the Platinean Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Islam, and its currency is the Free Dollar.

Free States of Canada is ranked 243rd in Osiris and 7,191st in the world for Most Godforsaken, with 70 Dawkins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 days ago

  • 41 minutes ago: Free States of Canada was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Godforsaken.
  • 1 day ago: Free States of Canada was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 2 days ago: Free States of Canada was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • 6 days ago: Free States of Canada was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 7 days ago: Free States of Canada was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • 9 days ago: Free States of Canada was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 13 days ago: Free States of Canada was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 16 days ago: Free States of Canada was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 17 days ago: Free States of Canada was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens (last census: Top 1%).
  • 18 days ago: Free States of Canada was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Fattest Citizens.

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