Most Efficient Economies: 243rd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 628th Rudest Citizens: 1,016th
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The Territory of Free States of Canada is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Aécio Neves with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.837 billion Free Canadians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campinas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Free Canadian economy, worth a remarkable 2,028 trillion Free Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 229,527 Free Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,715,682 per year while the poor average 8,945, a ratio of 191 to 1.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, the children of Free States of Canada are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Free States of Canada's national animal is the Platinean Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Free States of Canada is ranked 7,331st in the world and 3rd in The Allied Republics for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 285.87 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 243rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 628thRudest Citizens: 1,016thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,383rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,442ndTop
Fattest Citizens: 1,627thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,058thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,087thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,150thMost Avoided: 2,194thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,195thLargest Retail Industry: 2,380thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,416thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,461stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,487thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,715thHighest Average Incomes: 3,010thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,386thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,618thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,692ndLargest Mining Sector: 3,929thMost Pro-Market: 4,153rdHighest Economic Output: 4,163rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,192ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,667thMost Armed: 5,735thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,296thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,331stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,577thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 8,656thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,378thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,715thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,632ndLargest Populations: 15,141st

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