Most Efficient Economies: 243rd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 614th Rudest Citizens: 855th
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The Territory of Free States of Canada is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Aécio Neves with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, unlimited-speed roads, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.116 billion Free Canadians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campinas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Free Canadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,865 trillion Free Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 229,828 Free Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,717,938 per year while the poor average 8,956, a ratio of 191 to 1.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, the children of Free States of Canada are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Free States of Canada's national animal is the Platinean Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Free States of Canada is ranked 43,505th in the world and 1st in The Allied Republics for Highest Drug Use, scoring 89 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Efficient Economies: 243rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 614thRudest Citizens: 855thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,313thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,383rdFattest Citizens: 1,500thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,030thLargest Retail Industry: 2,051stMost Avoided: 2,056thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,098thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,138thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,191stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,230thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,305thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,561stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,669thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,741stHighest Average Incomes: 2,784thMost Pro-Market: 3,062ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,160thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,354thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,628thLargest Mining Sector: 3,901stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,311thHighest Economic Output: 4,330thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,312thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,127thMost Armed: 6,245thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,762ndLargest Publishing Industry: 7,993rdTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,305thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,399thLargest Populations: 16,238thLargest Black Market: 17,922nd
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the region

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