Most Efficient Economies: 249th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 595th Rudest Citizens: 866th
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The Territory of Free States of Canada is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Aécio Neves with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.965 billion Free Canadians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campinas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Free Canadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,833 trillion Free Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 230,250 Free Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,721,093 per year while the poor average 8,973, a ratio of 191 to 1.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, the children of Free States of Canada are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Free States of Canada's national animal is the Platinean Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Free States of Canada is ranked 189,039th in the world and 9th in The Allied Republics for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -14.14 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Efficient Economies: 249thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 595thRudest Citizens: 866thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,273rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,362ndFattest Citizens: 1,463rdTop
Largest Retail Industry: 1,968thMost Avoided: 2,006thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,021stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,077thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,081stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,110thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,114thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,234thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,517thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,640thHighest Average Incomes: 2,737thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,930thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,063rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,233rdLargest Gambling Industry: 3,345thMost Pro-Market: 3,352ndLargest Mining Sector: 3,869thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,229thHighest Economic Output: 4,370thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,087thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,837thMost Armed: 5,972ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,483rdLargest Publishing Industry: 7,917thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,591stMost Rebellious Youth: 13,774thLargest Populations: 16,552ndLargest Black Market: 17,872nd
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the region

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