Most Efficient Economies: 242nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 613th Rudest Citizens: 1,072nd
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The Territory of Free States of Canada is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Aécio Neves with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.983 billion Free Canadians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campinas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Free Canadian economy, worth a remarkable 2,061 trillion Free Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 229,527 Free Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,715,682 per year while the poor average 8,945, a ratio of 191 to 1.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, the children of Free States of Canada are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Free States of Canada's national animal is the Platinean Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Free States of Canada is ranked 82,905th in the world and 6th in The Allied Republics for Most Politically Free, scoring 66.38 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Efficient Economies: 242ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 613thRudest Citizens: 1,072ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,391stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,444thFattest Citizens: 1,634thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,031stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,117thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,159thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,208thMost Avoided: 2,214thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,438thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,457thLargest Retail Industry: 2,461stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,502ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,740thHighest Average Incomes: 3,024thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,435thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,661stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,945thLargest Mining Sector: 3,961stHighest Economic Output: 4,116thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,135thMost Pro-Market: 4,503rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,394thMost Armed: 5,903rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,626thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,607thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,363rdLargest Publishing Industry: 8,612thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14,428thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,722ndLargest Populations: 15,056thMost Influential: 16,625thLargest Black Market: 16,946thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,169th
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the region

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