Most Efficient Economies: 236th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 635th Rudest Citizens: 1,156th
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The Territory of Free States of Canada is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Aécio Neves with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 9.223 billion Free Canadians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campinas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Free Canadian economy, worth a remarkable 2,116 trillion Free Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 229,509 Free Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,715,549 per year while the poor average 8,944, a ratio of 191 to 1.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, the children of Free States of Canada are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Free States of Canada's national animal is the Platinean Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Free States of Canada is ranked 32,327th in the world and 4th in The Allied Republics for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,191.01 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most Efficient Economies: 236thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 635thRudest Citizens: 1,156thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,388thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,455thFattest Citizens: 1,660thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,010thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,115thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,153rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,234thMost Avoided: 2,253rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,447thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,491stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,564thLargest Retail Industry: 2,592ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,826thHighest Average Incomes: 3,089thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,571stLargest Gambling Industry: 3,782ndLargest Mining Sector: 3,954thHighest Economic Output: 4,066thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,090thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,187thMost Pro-Market: 4,713thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,929thMost Armed: 6,146thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,294thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,167thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,386thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,742ndTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14,435thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,635thLargest Populations: 14,804thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,989thMost Influential: 16,112thLargest Black Market: 17,026th
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the region

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