Most Efficient Economies: 167th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 860th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,143rd
The Federation of
Democratic Socialists
United For All
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
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The Federation of Free Socialist Canada is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Premier Aleksandr Tremblay with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 14.084 billion Free Socialist Canadans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Socialist Canadan economy, worth a remarkable 2,088 trillion Free Canadian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,295 Free Canadian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Socialist Canada's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vindicatalism.

Free Socialist Canada is ranked 18,425th in the world and 1st in The League of Communists for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Most Efficient Economies: 167thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 860thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,143rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,592ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,634thMost Developed: 1,641stTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,032ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,388thSafest: 2,605thMost Pacifist: 2,625thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,674thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,681stNicest Citizens: 2,831stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,993rdLargest Governments: 3,216thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,260thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,288thSmartest Citizens: 3,707thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,738thHighest Economic Output: 4,156thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,691stHealthiest Citizens: 4,727thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,895thLowest Crime Rates: 6,241stMost Beautiful Environments: 6,613thLargest Populations: 6,988thMost Devout: 7,037thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,410thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,423rdMost Cultured: 8,599thTop
Best Weather: 11,344thHighest Average Incomes: 11,607thMost Income Equality: 12,460thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,309thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,010thMost Inclusive: 17,175th

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