Most Efficient Economies: 171st Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 596th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,082nd
The Federation of
Democratic Socialists
United For All
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Federation of Free Socialist Canada is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Premier Aleksandr Tremblay with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 12.912 billion Free Socialist Canadans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Socialist Canadan economy, worth a remarkable 1,914 trillion Free Canadian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,295 Free Canadian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Socialist Canada's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vindicatalism.

Free Socialist Canada is ranked 3,769th in the world and 1st in The League of Communists for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,842.86 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Efficient Economies: 171stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 596thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,082ndMost Developed: 1,104thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,210thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,453rdTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,845thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,959thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,258thMost Pacifist: 2,335thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,351stNicest Citizens: 2,381stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,465thSafest: 2,478thLargest Governments: 2,751stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,826thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,868thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,122ndSmartest Citizens: 3,171stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,769thHighest Economic Output: 4,169thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,215thHealthiest Citizens: 4,415thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,653rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,881stMost Devout: 6,932ndLargest Populations: 7,452ndMost Cultured: 7,858thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,134thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,359thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 10,049thBest Weather: 10,282ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,503rdMost Income Equality: 12,541stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,270thNudest: 14,661stMost Inclusive: 15,880th

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