Most Efficient Economies: 171st Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 547th Most Developed: 1,007th
The Federation of
Democratic Socialists
United For All
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Federation of Free Socialist Canada is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Premier Aleksandr Tremblay with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 12.773 billion Free Socialist Canadans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Socialist Canadan economy, worth a remarkable 1,892 trillion Free Canadian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,189 Free Canadian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, students cut up leftover Free Canadian Dollars during Arts and Crafts, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Socialist Canada's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vindicatalism.

Free Socialist Canada is ranked 188,875th in the world and 9th in The League of Communists for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.71 Missed References Per Hour.

Most Efficient Economies: 171stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 547thMost Developed: 1,007thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,043rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,162ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,360thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,785thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,835thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,091stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,243rdNicest Citizens: 2,260thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,270thMost Pacifist: 2,315thSafest: 2,571stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,648thLargest Governments: 2,650thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,705thSmartest Citizens: 3,008thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,072ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,639thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,090thHighest Economic Output: 4,143rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,192ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,365thLowest Crime Rates: 6,066thMost Devout: 6,821stMost Cultured: 7,457thLargest Populations: 7,511thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,965thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,997thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 9,601stMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,748thBest Weather: 9,923rdMost Income Equality: 13,246thMost Inclusive: 14,263rdNudest: 14,576thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,302nd

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