Most Efficient Economies: 165th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 683rd Most Rebellious Youth: 1,121st
The Federation of
Democratic Socialists
United For All
Regional Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Federation of Free Socialist Canada is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Premier Aleksandr Tremblay with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 13.283 billion Free Socialist Canadans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Socialist Canadan economy, worth a remarkable 1,969 trillion Free Canadian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,295 Free Canadian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Socialist Canada's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vindicatalism.

Free Socialist Canada is ranked 1,266th in the world and 1st in The League of Communists for Most Developed, scoring 94.7 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 165thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 683rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,121stMost Developed: 1,266thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,293rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,562ndTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,841stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,102ndMost Pacifist: 2,440thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,450thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,524thSafest: 2,527thNicest Citizens: 2,558thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,748thLargest Governments: 2,953rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,078thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,255thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,272ndSmartest Citizens: 3,378thHighest Economic Output: 4,163rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,224thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,537thHealthiest Citizens: 4,663rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,060thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,230thMost Devout: 6,893rdLargest Populations: 7,242ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,065thMost Cultured: 8,151stTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,515thHighest Average Incomes: 10,771stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,358thBest Weather: 11,387thMost Income Equality: 12,649thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,438thNudest: 15,996thMost Inclusive: 16,049th

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