Most Efficient Economies: 170th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 733rd Most Rebellious Youth: 1,136th
The Federation of
Democratic Socialists
United For All
Regional Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Federation of Free Socialist Canada is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Premier Aleksandr Tremblay with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 13.477 billion Free Socialist Canadans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Socialist Canadan economy, worth a remarkable 1,998 trillion Free Canadian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,295 Free Canadian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Socialist Canada's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vindicatalism.

Free Socialist Canada is ranked 90,045th in the world and 3rd in The League of Communists for Most Conservative, scoring 43.54 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 170thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 733rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,136thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,366thMost Developed: 1,370thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,588thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,888thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,210thMost Pacifist: 2,531stSafest: 2,572ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,574thNicest Citizens: 2,639thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,658thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,869thLargest Governments: 3,100thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,198thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,287thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,440thSmartest Citizens: 3,472ndHighest Economic Output: 4,190thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,441stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,651stHealthiest Citizens: 4,711thLowest Crime Rates: 6,124thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,443rdMost Devout: 7,007thLargest Populations: 7,209thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 7,947thMost Cultured: 8,149thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,322ndHighest Average Incomes: 10,986thMost Income Equality: 11,301stBest Weather: 11,390thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,643rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,434th

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