Most Efficient Economies: 168th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 826th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,142nd
The Federation of
Democratic Socialists
United For All
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Federation of Free Socialist Canada is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Premier Aleksandr Tremblay with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 13.804 billion Free Socialist Canadans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Socialist Canadan economy, worth a remarkable 2,047 trillion Free Canadian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,295 Free Canadian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Socialist Canada's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vindicatalism.

Free Socialist Canada is ranked 66,315th in the world and 1st in The League of Communists for Most Politically Free, scoring 69.81 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Efficient Economies: 168thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 826thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,142ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,494thMost Developed: 1,504thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,590thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,956thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,296thMost Pacifist: 2,595thSafest: 2,638thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,648thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,701stNicest Citizens: 2,723rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,894thLargest Governments: 3,197thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,226thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,279thSmartest Citizens: 3,617thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,619thHighest Economic Output: 4,160thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,564thHealthiest Citizens: 4,716thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,745thLowest Crime Rates: 6,223rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,568thMost Devout: 7,062ndLargest Populations: 7,131stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,108thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,113thMost Cultured: 8,358thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 11,281stBest Weather: 11,370thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,434thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,893rdMost Income Equality: 14,783rdMost Inclusive: 16,470thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,517thNudest: 18,956th

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