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The Evil Mad Scientists of Freddland

“Hmmm...That wasn't supposed to happen.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Hell

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The Evil Mad Scientists of Freddland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Fredd with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.469 billion Freddlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freddville. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Freddlandian economy, worth an astonishing 13,862 trillion fried eggs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 544,288 fried eggs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,536,409 per year while the poor average 154,350, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Freddland's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, and the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Freddland's national animal is the gorilla, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is none of the above.

Freddland is ranked 53rd in Hell and 115,227th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring -79 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 112 minutes ago

  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Freddland, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Freddland, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Freddland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "War Crimes Tribunal".
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Freddland, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.
  • 4 days ago: Freddland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Mountains to the East"".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Freddland, Freddland's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Freddland, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Freddland, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.
  • 7 days ago: Freddland was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Boolaroo.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Freddland, bicyclists are banned from major roads.

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