The Evil Mad Scientists of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Hmmm...That wasn't supposed to happen.
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Evil Mad Scientists of Freddland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Fredd with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, zero percent divorce rate, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.138 billion Freddlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freddville. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Freddlandian economy, worth an astonishing 14,238 trillion fried eggs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 544,731 fried eggs, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Freddland's national animal is the gorilla, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is none of the above.

Freddland is ranked 1st in Hell and 167th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 85 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 2 hours ago

  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Freddland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sexual Privacy Act"".
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Freddland lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.
  • 7 days ago: Freddland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 10%).
  • 9 days ago: Freddland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 10 days ago: Freddland lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.
  • 11 days ago: Freddland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Responsible Arms Trading"".
  • 11 days ago: Freddland lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.
  • 12 days ago: Freddland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • 12 days ago: Freddland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • 13 days ago: Freddland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 10%).

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