The Evil Mad Scientists of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Hmmm...That wasn't supposed to happen.
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Evil Mad Scientists of Freddland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Fredd with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.745 billion Freddlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freddville. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Freddlandian economy, worth an astonishing 14,035 trillion fried eggs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 524,783 fried eggs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,746,667 per year while the poor average 117,488, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Abattoirs are running at full capacity in response to skyrocketing demand, political activists are routinely executed, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Freddland's national animal is the gorilla, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is none of the above.

Freddland is ranked 23rd in Hell and 23,914th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 26 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Freddland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Freddland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Military Freedom Act"".
  • : Freddland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Living Wage Act"".
  • : Freddland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Cheese Export Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Freddland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Freddland endorsed The Empire of Nazgur.
  • : Freddland lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.
  • : Freddland lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.
  • : Freddland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Freddland lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.

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