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The Evil Mad Scientists of Freddland

“Hmmm...That wasn't supposed to happen.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Hell

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The Evil Mad Scientists of Freddland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Fredd with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.334 billion Freddlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freddville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Gambling.

Citizens must have a license to operate a computer, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, the government is reining in public spending, and underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Freddland's national animal is the gorilla, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is none of the above, and its currency is the fried egg.

Freddland is ranked 49th in Hell and 112,126th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring -88 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 73 minutes ago

  • 73 minutes ago: Freddland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Convention on Fracking".
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Freddland, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Freddland, the government is reining in public spending.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Freddland, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Freddland, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Freddland, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Freddland, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Freddland, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Freddland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend McMasterdonia".
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Freddland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Child Pornography Ban".

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