Most Rebellious Youth: 438th Safest: 659th Smartest Citizens: 840th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Egalité, Justice, Liberté
Regional Influence
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The Republic of Franco-Philia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Frédéric Remy with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 16.99 billion Franco-Philians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ville de Franco. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The enormous but inefficient Franco-Philian economy, worth a remarkable 1,843 trillion glots a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,479 glots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, abortions are routinely performed in Franco-Philia's hospitals, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Franco-Philia's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Franco-Philia is ranked 7,694th in the world and 12th in The Coalition of Democratic Nations for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,609.78 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Rebellious Youth: 438thSafest: 659thSmartest Citizens: 840thMost Pacifist: 941stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,023rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,248thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,474thMost Cultured: 1,511thLargest Governments: 1,749thMost Influential: 1,771stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,781stTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,254thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,043rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,316thNicest Citizens: 3,456thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,905thLowest Crime Rates: 4,030thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,304thHighest Economic Output: 4,405thLargest Populations: 4,643rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,321stMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,890thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,662ndMost Inclusive: 7,031stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,694thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 11,337thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,907thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,150th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the region

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