Most Rebellious Youth: 444th Safest: 643rd Smartest Citizens: 869th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Egalité, Justice, Liberté
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Good

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Republic of Franco-Philia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Frédéric Remy with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate population of 17.192 billion Franco-Philians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ville de Franco. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The enormous but inefficient Franco-Philian economy, worth a remarkable 1,868 trillion glots a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,681 glots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and cow sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Franco-Philia's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Franco-Philia is ranked 1,484th in the world and 2nd in The Coalition of Democratic Nations for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 69.57 Whatever.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 444thSafest: 643rdSmartest Citizens: 869thMost Pacifist: 954thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,065thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,347thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,484thTop
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Most Cultured: 1,652ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,781stMost Influential: 1,787thLargest Governments: 1,818thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,376thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,219thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,267thNicest Citizens: 3,432ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,023rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,273rdHighest Economic Output: 4,388thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,534thLargest Populations: 4,616thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,185thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,875thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,965thTop
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Most Inclusive: 7,664thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,748thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,374thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,414th
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Largest Populations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Franco-Philia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Franco-Philia, cow sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Franco-Philia, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
  • : Following new legislation in Franco-Philia, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".
  • : Franco-Philia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Franco-Philia, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients.
  • : Following new legislation in Franco-Philia, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : Following new legislation in Franco-Philia, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
  • : Following new legislation in Franco-Philia, Franco-Philia's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.
  • : Franco-Philia was endorsed by The Nomadic Peoples of The Chagai Khanate.

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