Population | 22.905 billion |
Capital | Khallar |
Leader | Simon Ackerbacker |
Faith | Jakelism |
Currency | Shilling |
Animal | white spiderwolf |
The Therapeutic State of Fraire is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Simon Ackerbacker with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 22.905 billion Frairians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khallar. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.
The powerhouse Frairian economy, worth a remarkable 2,721 trillion Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 118,837 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, fat-shaming is now public policy, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", and skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fraire's national animal is the white spiderwolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jakelism.
Fraire is ranked 16,718th in the world and 69th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Cultured, scoring 97 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Fraire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens and Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Fraire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Fraire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Fraire was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies, the Top 5% for Most Survivors, and the Top 10% for Most Dead.
- : Fraire was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Singers of Lurklife 10, curing 48 million infected.
- : Fraire was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Delusioned Undersea Humans of Lurklife 9, curing 63 million infected.
- : Fraire was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Watching anime eps of Lurklife 8, curing 61 million infected.
- : Fraire was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Binge watchers Animia of Lurklife 7, curing 62 million infected.
- : Fraire was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Seitokai of Lurklife 6, curing 31 million infected.
- : Fraire was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Big Anime Watcher of Lurklife 4, curing 74 million infected.