The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Quid Nos Facere Velimus
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Holy Empire of Foxeti is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Katherine I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.375 billion Foxetians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Defense, Spirituality, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Faribault. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.8%.

The powerhouse Foxetian economy, worth 692 trillion foxets a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 82,663 foxets, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 252,521 per year while the poor average 20,974, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, and the government has enacted freedom of information. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Foxeti's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Foxetianism.

Foxeti is ranked 1,574th in Osiris and 63,434th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, the government has enacted freedom of information.
  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • : Foxeti was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Foxeti's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.

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