The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Quid Nos Facere Velimus
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Holy Empire of Foxeti is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Katherine I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.933 billion Foxetians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Defense, Spirituality, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Faribault. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.7%.

The all-consuming Foxetian economy, worth 563 trillion foxets a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 81,211 foxets, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 251,528 per year while the poor average 20,201, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

Citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies, nudity is frowned upon, and bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Foxeti's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Foxetianism.

Foxeti is ranked 4,504th in the Pacific and 85,193rd in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -7 on the Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Foxeti was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Devout (last census: Top 5%).
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, nudity is frowned upon.
  • 32 days ago: Foxeti fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 33 days ago: Foxeti was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Primitive (last census: Top 5%).
  • 36 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies.
  • 36 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
  • 36 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • 36 days ago: Foxeti was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • 36 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.

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