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The Holy Empire of Foxeti

“Quid Nos Facere Velimus”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Holy Empire of Foxeti is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Katherine I with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.836 billion Foxetians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Faribault. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, Foxeti's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, criminals are thrown to the foxes to repay their debt to society, and there is now a private sector based on doomsday devices (Foxeti has found 1 easter egg). Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Foxeti's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Foxetianism, and its currency is the foxet.

Foxeti is ranked 4,011th in the Pacific and 110,981st in the world for Nudest, with 38 Cheeks per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 16 hours ago

  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, there is now a private sector based on doomsday devices (Foxeti has found 1 easter egg).
  • 12 days ago: Foxeti was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive (last census: Top 10%).
  • 45 days ago: Foxeti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 5%).
  • 46 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, criminals are thrown to the foxes to repay their debt to society.
  • 46 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, Foxeti's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives.
  • 46 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • 46 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens.
  • 55 days ago: Foxeti was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 10%).
  • 56 days ago: Foxeti fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 68 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, the nation refuses to provide international aid.

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