The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Quid Nos Facere Velimus
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Holy Empire of Foxeti is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Katherine I with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.391 billion Foxetians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, although Defense, Spirituality, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Faribault. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.7%.

The all-consuming Foxetian economy, worth 522 trillion foxets a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 81,697 foxets, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 253,036 per year while the poor average 20,322, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

The people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun", all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Foxeti's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Foxetianism.

Foxeti is ranked 2,124th in the Pacific and 53,165th in the world for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Foxeti was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Developed (last census: Top 10%).
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets.
  • 9 days ago: Foxeti fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 14 days ago: Foxeti was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 14 days ago: Foxeti was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 24 days ago: Foxeti was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun".
  • 30 days ago: Foxeti was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Devout (last census: Top 1%).
  • 35 days ago: Foxeti fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Public Sector.

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