Largest Agricultural Sector: 850th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 990th Most Devout: 3,170th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Quid Nos Facere Velimus
Empress Katherine I
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Holy Empire of Foxeti is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Katherine I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.227 billion Foxetians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Defense, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Faribault. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.2%.

The thriving Foxetian economy, worth 814 trillion foxets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is 79,645 foxets, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 228,353 per year while the poor average 22,101, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

Every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, the police insist that racism does not exist, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, and meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government imposed restrictions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Foxeti's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Foxetianism.

Foxeti is ranked 153,023rd in the world and 3,784th in Osiris for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 31.34 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 850thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 990thTop
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Most Devout: 3,170thLowest Crime Rates: 6,586thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,022ndTop
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Most Primitive: 9,610thLargest Populations: 12,185thHighest Economic Output: 13,939thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,239thSafest: 14,917thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,336thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,361stMost Conservative: 17,958th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 39th in the regionTop
5%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 57th in the regionMost Devout: 144th in the regionMost Primitive: 231st in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 266th in the regionLargest Populations: 335th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 364th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 475th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Foxeti's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government imposed restrictions.
  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.
  • : Foxeti was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Foxeti ceased to exist in Osiris.
  • : Foxeti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, the police insist that racism does not exist.
  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, political dissidents are cut off from essential services.
  • : Foxeti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.

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