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The Holy Empire of Foxeti

“Quid Nos Facere Velimus”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Holy Empire of Foxeti is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Katherine I with an iron fist, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.056 billion Foxetians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Faribault. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry.

Abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people, and it's always rabbit season. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Foxeti's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Foxetianism, and its currency is the foxet.

Foxeti is ranked 339th in the Pacific and 17,490th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring 23 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago

  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, it's always rabbit season.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • 35 days ago: Foxeti was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • 38 days ago: Foxeti was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies.

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