The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Quid Nos Facere Velimus
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Holy Empire of Foxeti is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Katherine I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.518 billion Foxetians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Defense, Spirituality, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Faribault. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.8%.

The all-consuming Foxetian economy, worth 621 trillion foxets a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 82,610 foxets, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 255,862 per year while the poor average 20,549, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

A new Brasilistani government has become a daily report on the main evening news, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Foxeti's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Foxetianism.

Foxeti is ranked 1,919th in the Pacific and 42,111th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 22 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Foxeti was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
  • : Foxeti was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Foxeti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, a new Brasilistani government has become a daily report on the main evening news.
  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Foxeti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.

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