Largest Agricultural Sector: 445th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 934th Most Devout: 2,965th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Quid Nos Facere Velimus
Empress Katherine I
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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The Holy Empire of Foxeti is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Katherine I with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.045 billion Foxetians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Defense, Education, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Faribault. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.9%.

The powerhouse Foxetian economy, worth 723 trillion foxets a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 80,028 foxets, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 239,014 per year while the poor average 20,969, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

Muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, the Foxetian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty, and Foxetian political exiles populate the near abroad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Foxeti's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Foxetianism.

Foxeti is ranked 45,965th in the world and 1,279th in Osiris for Most Authoritarian, with 0.83 Stalins.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 445thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 934thTop
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Most Devout: 2,965thMost Primitive: 4,674thLowest Crime Rates: 6,152ndMost Corrupt Governments: 8,657thTop
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Largest Populations: 13,384thHighest Economic Output: 14,338thSafest: 15,005thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,129thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,143rd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 58th in the regionMost Devout: 135th in the regionMost Primitive: 190th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 258th in the regionLargest Populations: 405th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 408th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 428th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, Foxetian political exiles populate the near abroad.
  • : Foxeti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty.
  • : Foxeti's influence in Osiris rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Foxeti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Foxeti's influence in Osiris fell from "Sprat" to "Minnow".
  • : Foxeti's influence in Osiris rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, the Foxetian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.

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