The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Quid Nos Facere Velimus
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Holy Empire of Foxeti is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Katherine I with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.747 billion Foxetians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Defense, Spirituality, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Faribault. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.7%.

The all-consuming Foxetian economy, worth 547 trillion foxets a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 81,211 foxets, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 251,528 per year while the poor average 20,201, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, and foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Foxeti's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Foxetianism.

Foxeti is ranked 102nd in the Pacific and 5,542nd in the world for Safest, scoring 938.793 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Foxeti fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Foxeti was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Primitive (last census: Top 5%).
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • 6 days ago: Foxeti was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • 7 days ago: Foxeti fell out of the regional Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 14 days ago: Foxeti fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Cultured.
  • 24 days ago: Foxeti was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Best Weather.

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