Largest Agricultural Sector: 423rd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 935th Most Devout: 3,079th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Quid Nos Facere Velimus
Empress Katherine I
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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The Holy Empire of Foxeti is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Empress Katherine I with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.261 billion Foxetians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Defense, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Faribault. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.6%.

The powerhouse Foxetian economy, worth 740 trillion foxets a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 79,940 foxets, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 237,691 per year while the poor average 21,078, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

Long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty, Foxetian political exiles populate the near abroad, self-driving cars have been banned, and movie references are legally admissible in court. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Foxeti's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Foxetianism.

Foxeti is ranked 37,237th in the world and 1,031st in Osiris for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,003.79 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 423rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 935thTop
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Most Devout: 3,079thMost Primitive: 3,687thLowest Crime Rates: 6,311thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 8,784thLargest Populations: 13,195thHighest Economic Output: 14,280th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 62nd in the regionMost Devout: 135th in the regionMost Primitive: 162nd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 260th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 350th in the regionLargest Populations: 389th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, movie references are legally admissible in court.
  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, self-driving cars have been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, Foxetian political exiles populate the near abroad.
  • : Foxeti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty.
  • : Foxeti's influence in Osiris rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Foxeti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Foxeti's influence in Osiris fell from "Sprat" to "Minnow".
  • : Foxeti's influence in Osiris rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, the Foxetian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.

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