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The Holy Empire of Foxeti

“Quid Nos Facere Velimus”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Holy Empire of Foxeti is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by Empress Katherine I with an iron fist, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.483 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Faribault. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76%. A robust private sector is dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the government snoops on private internet connections, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Foxeti's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Foxetianism, and its currency is the foxet.

Foxeti is ranked 998th in the Pacific and 25,705th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 1.097 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 6 hours ago

  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, the government snoops on private internet connections.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, euthanasia is illegal.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.

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