Largest Agricultural Sector: 429th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 933rd Most Devout: 3,114th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Quid Nos Facere Velimus
Empress Katherine I
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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The Holy Empire of Foxeti is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Katherine I with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.404 billion Foxetians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Defense, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Faribault. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.6%.

The powerhouse Foxetian economy, worth 751 trillion foxets a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 79,941 foxets, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 238,398 per year while the poor average 20,990, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

Foxetian political exiles populate the near abroad, self-driving cars have been banned, movie references are legally admissible in court, and late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Foxeti's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Foxetianism.

Foxeti is ranked 164,808th in the world and 4,220th in Osiris for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -15.81 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 429thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 933rdTop
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Most Devout: 3,114thMost Primitive: 4,174thLowest Crime Rates: 6,384thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 8,771stLargest Populations: 12,965thHighest Economic Output: 14,171stSafest: 14,789th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 20th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 61st in the regionMost Devout: 125th in the regionMost Primitive: 151st in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 276th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 357th in the regionLargest Populations: 387th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards.
  • : Foxeti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output and Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, movie references are legally admissible in court.
  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, self-driving cars have been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, Foxetian political exiles populate the near abroad.
  • : Foxeti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty.
  • : Foxeti's influence in Osiris rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Foxeti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Foxeti's influence in Osiris fell from "Sprat" to "Minnow".

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