The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Quid Nos Facere Velimus
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Holy Empire of Foxeti is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Katherine I with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.165 billion Foxetians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Defense, Spirituality, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Faribault. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.6%.

The all-consuming Foxetian economy, worth 580 trillion foxets a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 81,047 foxets, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 251,022 per year while the poor average 20,161, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

The nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in the Pacific, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, the only places to see foxes now are at local zoos, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Foxeti's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Foxetianism.

Foxeti is ranked 5,195th in the Pacific and 120,861st in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring -3 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Foxeti was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • 8 days ago: Foxeti was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather (last census: Top 5%).
  • 11 days ago: Foxeti was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 10%).
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, the only places to see foxes now are at local zoos.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in the Pacific.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers.
  • 14 days ago: Foxeti fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 34 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.

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