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The Holy Empire of Foxeti

“Quid Nos Facere Velimus”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Holy Empire of Foxeti is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Katherine I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.212 billion Foxetians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, with Defense, Spirituality, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Faribault. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.7%.

The all-consuming Foxetian economy, worth 488 trillion foxets a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 78,579 foxets, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 240,045 per year while the poor average 19,938, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Calling out of the blue has become taboo, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, and the people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Foxeti's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Foxetianism.

Foxeti is ranked 45th in the Pacific and 3,903rd in the world for Most Devout, scoring 95 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 days ago

  • 16 hours ago: Foxeti was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Devout (last census: Top 1%).
  • 5 days ago: Foxeti fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Public Sector.
  • 15 days ago: Foxeti was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, the people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries.
  • 35 days ago: Foxeti was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Conservative.
  • 42 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.
  • 42 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • 42 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, calling out of the blue has become taboo.
  • 42 days ago: Following new legislation in Foxeti, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • 53 days ago: Foxeti was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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