Largest Agricultural Sector: 463rd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 921st Most Devout: 3,202nd
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Quid Nos Facere Velimus
Empress Katherine I
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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The Holy Empire of Foxeti is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Katherine I with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.791 billion Foxetians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Defense, Education, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Faribault. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.9%.

The powerhouse Foxetian economy, worth 796 trillion foxets a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 81,358 foxets, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 245,912 per year while the poor average 20,957, a ratio of 11.7 to 1.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, fox sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites, and citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Foxeti's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Foxetianism.

Foxeti is ranked 145,046th in the world and 4,660th in Osiris for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -55.95 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 463rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 921stTop
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Most Devout: 3,202ndLowest Crime Rates: 6,500thMost Primitive: 6,584thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 8,777thLargest Populations: 12,436thHighest Economic Output: 13,748thSafest: 14,571st
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 22nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 51st in the regionMost Devout: 138th in the regionMost Primitive: 191st in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 276th in the regionLargest Populations: 368th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 384th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 452nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets.
  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, fox sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Faribault to enjoy their national art.
  • : Foxeti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Foxeti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards.
  • : Foxeti was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output and Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Foxeti, movie references are legally admissible in court.

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