Least Corrupt Governments: 25th Most Compassionate Citizens: 62nd Nicest Citizens: 79th
The Benevolent Stellar Hermitage of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
May all beings be free from suffering.
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Benevolent Stellar Hermitage of Floreria is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sybil Kelys Astraea 9cchxhkkeals1177 with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 20.265 billion Florel enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The minute, socially-minded government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Istel Kelia. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Florel economy, worth 105 trillion fleuri a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 5,183 fleuri, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements, in a baffling press conference Sybil Kelys Astraea 9cchxhkkeals1177 proudly dismantled a broken door, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and anti-government web sites are springing up. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Floreria's national animal is the sentient, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reality.

Floreria is ranked 189,867th in the world and 28th in Haiku for Most Primitive, scoring -379.14 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 25thMost Compassionate Citizens: 62ndNicest Citizens: 79thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 113thLongest Average Lifespans: 121stMost Beautiful Environments: 124thMost Cultured: 134thMost Pacifist: 181stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 198thHealthiest Citizens: 216thBest Weather: 270thMost Cheerful Citizens: 321stSmartest Citizens: 384thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 467thSafest: 791stMost Rebellious Youth: 970thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,454thTop
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Most Influential: 2,089thLargest Populations: 2,786thMost Inclusive: 5,428thMost Devout: 6,822ndHighest Crime Rates: 6,997thHighest Drug Use: 8,603rd
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Floreria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Floreria, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Following new legislation in Floreria, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Following new legislation in Floreria, in a baffling press conference Sybil Kelys Astraea 9cchxhkkeals1177 proudly dismantled a broken door.
  • : Following new legislation in Floreria, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements.
  • : Following new legislation in Floreria, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Floreria, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
  • : Following new legislation in Floreria, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Floreria, F-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
  • : Following new legislation in Floreria, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".

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