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The Free Land of Flintland

“What we do need not be spoken of”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific


The Free Land of Flintland is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Stacks Era with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 132 million Flintlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flintland City. The average income tax rate is 88%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Research into 'designer babies' is banned, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime is totally unknown. Flintland's national animal is the emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is religion, and its currency is the boozer.

Flintland is ranked 3,875th in The East Pacific and 114,239th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -24 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Flintland is currently attempting to exterminate its infected with military force.

People: 132,275,640

Zombies: 0

Dead: 5,029,900,920

Survival Rate: 2.56%

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