The Free Land of
Father Knows Best State
What we do need not be spoken of
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

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The Free Land of Flintland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Stacks Era with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.044 billion Flintlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Welfare and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flintland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.0%.

The thriving Flintlandian economy, worth 439 trillion boozers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 72,664 boozers, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, and rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million boozers of property damage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Flintland's national animal is the emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is religion.

Flintland is ranked 6,816th in The East Pacific and 139,369th in the world for Nicest Citizens, with -152 Smiles Per Hour (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 days ago

  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Flintland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 5 days ago: Flintland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed (last census: Top 10%).
  • 6 days ago: Flintland fell out of the regional Top 5% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 10 days ago: Flintland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Flintland, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million boozers of property damage.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Flintland, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Flintland, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means.
  • 12 days ago: Flintland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Cultured.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Flintland, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Flintland, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.

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