The Free Land of
Father Knows Best State
What we do need not be spoken of
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Free Land of Flintland is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Stacks Era with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.876 billion Flintlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flintland City. The average income tax rate is 18.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Flintlandian economy, worth 384 trillion boozers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 65,444 boozers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

All footpaths have tollbooths, discarded pennies litter the streets, billions are being spent on a new island airport, and kidnapping has become the latest get-rich-quick scheme. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Flintland's national animal is the emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is religion.

Flintland is ranked 488th in The East Pacific and 50,898th in the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 0 Valid Endorsements.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 3 hours ago

  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Flintland, kidnapping has become the latest get-rich-quick scheme.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Flintland, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Flintland, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Flintland, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Flintland, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Flintland, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Flintland, Flintland's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
  • 20 days ago: Flintland fell out of the world Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • 20 days ago: Flintland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • 22 days ago: Flintland was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".

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