Most Advanced Public Education: 58th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 136th Best Weather: 1,080th
The Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
What we do need not be spoken of
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Good

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The Free Land of Flintland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Stacks Era with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.901 billion Flintlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flintland City. The average income tax rate is 26.7%.

The powerhouse Flintlandian economy, worth 553 trillion boozers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 80,182 boozers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Flintland City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field. Crime is totally unknown. Flintland's national animal is the emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is religion.

Flintland is ranked 148,297th in the world and 4,549th in Lazarus for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -24.62 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 58thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 136thBest Weather: 1,080thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,107thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1,934thMost Devout: 2,382ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,411thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,090thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,480thLargest Black Market: 4,701stSmartest Citizens: 4,996thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,264thRudest Citizens: 7,447thTop
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Most Developed: 8,639thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,790thMost Cultured: 12,307th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 35th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 42nd in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 68th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 106th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 110th in the regionMost Devout: 118th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 174th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 217th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 238th in the regionLargest Black Market: 254th in the regionMost Developed: 307th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 372nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 375th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Flintland, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Flintland, prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children.
  • : Following new legislation in Flintland, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months.
  • : Following new legislation in Flintland, Flintland City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Flintland, the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers.
  • : Following new legislation in Flintland, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Following new legislation in Flintland, extreme political groups are outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Flintland, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities.
  • : Following new legislation in Flintland, all forms of advertising are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Flintland, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.

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