The Morally Questionable People of
Iron Fist Consumerists
quidquid Latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Morally Questionable People of Flibblers is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Oppressive Mighty One with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.902 billion Flibblibians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flibble Central. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Flibblersian economy, worth a remarkable 3,778 trillion Flaabens a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 211,050 Flaabens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, military spending recently hit a new high, and the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flibblers's national animal is the Flibbitybobble, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Flibblers is ranked 2nd in Antarctica and 6th in the world for Safest, scoring 16,519.058 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 71 minutes ago

  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Flibblers, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Flibblers, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Flibblers, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Flibblers, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Flibblers, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Flibblers, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Flibblers, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Flibblers, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Flibblers, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Flibblers, the government spends millions of Flaabens every year prosecuting spammers.

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