Lowest Crime Rates: 13th Most Corrupt Governments: 14th Most Secular: 16th
The Morally Questionable People of
Psychotic Dictatorship
quidquid Latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Morally Questionable People of Flibblers is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Oppressive Mighty One with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.823 billion Flibblibians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flibble Central. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Flibblersian economy, worth a remarkable 6,700 trillion Flaabens a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 321,770 Flaabens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flibbitybobble populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flibblers's national animal is the Flibbitybobble, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Flibblers is ranked 154,697th in the world and 69th in Antarctica for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -41.64 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 13thMost Corrupt Governments: 14thMost Secular: 16thLargest Governments: 23rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 29thHealthiest Citizens: 37thLargest Black Market: 42ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 45thMost Advanced Public Transport: 52ndSmartest Citizens: 59thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 78thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 118thMost Avoided: 145thMost Scientifically Advanced: 206thHighest Poor Incomes: 213thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 226thLargest Mining Sector: 410thHighest Economic Output: 513thLargest Agricultural Sector: 556thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 706thMost Advanced Public Education: 837thHighest Average Incomes: 955thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,217thMost Inclusive: 1,402ndTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,759thMost Authoritarian: 2,591stLargest Populations: 2,811thMost Stationary: 2,903rdMost Conservative: 4,621stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,989thMost Extreme: 6,624thMost Influential: 7,490thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10,263rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,435th
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, Flibbitybobble populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, conspiracy theorists allege Flibble Central's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.
  • : Flibblers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.

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