Lowest Crime Rates: 12th Most Corrupt Governments: 14th Most Secular: 16th
The Morally Questionable People of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Apprentice
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Morally Questionable People of Flibblers is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Oppressive Mighty One with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, vat-grown people, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.005 billion Flibblibians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flibble Central. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Flibblersian economy, worth a remarkable 6,914 trillion Flaabens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 329,166 Flaabens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus, contestants on Flibblers's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and workers' complaints never reach central planning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flibblers's national animal is the Flibbitybobble, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Flibblers is ranked 562nd in the world and 3rd in Antarctica for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 14,774.78 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 12thMost Corrupt Governments: 14thMost Secular: 16thLargest Governments: 22ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 28thHealthiest Citizens: 39thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 43rdLargest Black Market: 48thMost Advanced Public Transport: 51stSmartest Citizens: 55thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 82ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 117thMost Scientifically Advanced: 127thMost Avoided: 141stHighest Poor Incomes: 186thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 233rdLargest Mining Sector: 403rdHighest Economic Output: 486thLargest Agricultural Sector: 562ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 632ndMost Advanced Public Education: 785thHighest Average Incomes: 864thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,108thTop
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Most Inclusive: 1,562ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,611thLargest Populations: 2,786thMost Stationary: 2,855thMost Authoritarian: 3,240thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,951stMost Conservative: 5,844thMost Influential: 7,519thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,979thMost Extreme: 9,338thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,029thRudest Citizens: 14,886th
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, workers' complaints never reach central planning.
  • : Flibblers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, contestants on Flibblers's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Flibblers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.

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