The Morally Questionable People of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Morally Questionable People of Flibblers is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Oppressive Mighty One with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.641 billion Flibblibians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flibble Central. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong Flibblersian economy, worth an astonishing 11,166 trillion Flaabens a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 568,504 Flaabens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, and drug-related crimes carry the death penalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Flibblers's national animal is the Flibbitybobble, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Flibblers is ranked 3rd in Antarctica and 99th in the world for Safest, scoring 5,590.316 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.
  • : Flibblers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Flibblers was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, all guns must be registered.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, emigrants arrive on foreign shores with nothing but pocket sand.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblers, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.

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