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The Morally Questionable People of Flibblers

“quidquid Latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Struggling
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Antarctica

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The Morally Questionable People of Flibblers is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Oppressive Mighty One with an iron fist, and remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 16.766 billion Flibblibians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flibble Central. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Flibblers's national animal is the Flibbitybobble, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Flaaben.

Flibblers is ranked 29th in Antarctica and 3,246th in the world for Largest Populations, with 16,766 Capita (millions).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Flibblers, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Flibblers, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Flibblers, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Flibblers, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Flibblers, criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Flibblers, the government is avowedly atheist.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Flibblers, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Flibblers, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Flibblers, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Flibblers, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design.

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