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The Free Land of Flibblebonia

“Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the South Pacific

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The Free Land of Flibblebonia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Caretaker with a fair hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, intelligent population of 15.253 billion Flibbles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Defence and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flibblebonium. The average income tax rate is 72%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Flibblebonia's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms, children are raised bilingual from an early age, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime is totally unknown. Flibblebonia's national animal is the ocelot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the silentfart.

Flibblebonia is ranked 2,466th in the South Pacific and 74,237th in the world for Nudest, with 102 Cheeks per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 2 hours ago

  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Flibblebonia, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Flibblebonia, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Flibblebonia, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Flibblebonia, Flibblebonia's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Flibblebonia, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Flibblebonia, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Flibblebonia, voting is compulsory.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Flibblebonia, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Flibblebonia, organ donation is compulsory.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Flibblebonia, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.

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