The Free Land of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Free Land of Flibblebonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Caretaker with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.856 billion Flibbles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flibblebonium. The average income tax rate is 30.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Flibblarian economy, worth 132 trillion silentfarts a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 7,413 silentfarts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students cut up leftover silentfarts during Arts and Crafts, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Flibblebonia's national animal is the ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Flibblebonia is ranked 28th in the South Pacific and 1,146th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring 55 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Flibblebonia, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblebonia, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblebonia, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Flibblebonia's influence in The South Pacific fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblebonia, students cut up leftover silentfarts during Arts and Crafts.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblebonia, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • : Flibblebonia was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblebonia, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Flibblebonium for fear of causing a fuss.
  • : Following new legislation in Flibblebonia, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • : Flibblebonia's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".

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