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The Free Land of Flibblebonia

“Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the South Pacific

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The Free Land of Flibblebonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Caretaker with a fair hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 13.932 billion are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Defence and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 55%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, nude art is becoming wildly popular, refugees from other nations are flocking to Flibblebonia's border, and the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. Crime is totally unknown. Flibblebonia's national animal is the ocelot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the silentfart.

Flibblebonia is ranked 4,573rd in the South Pacific and 122,453rd in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -18 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 85 minutes ago

  • 5 days ago: Flibblebonia was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Flibblebonia, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Flibblebonia, refugees from other nations are flocking to Flibblebonia's border.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Flibblebonia, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Flibblebonia, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Flibblebonia, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Flibblebonia, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Flibblebonia, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • 10 days ago: Flibblebonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • 10 days ago: Flibblebonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Free.

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