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The Based Paradise of Flavionia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Based God with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.179 billion Flavionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Falmensia. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Flavionian economy, worth 723 trillion Somons a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,783 Somons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan, the government is spending more on exports to Brasilistan than it's receiving from tariffs on the imports, soldiers are now trained how to make sandwiches properly, and package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Flavionia's national animal is the Flamingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Basedism.

Flavionia is ranked 13th in The Free Pacific and 71,971st in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.322 Stalins.

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