Largest Publishing Industry: 130th Most Rebellious Youth: 703rd Highest Crime Rates: 712th
The Based Paradise of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Flavionia You Very Nice Place
Regional Influence
Vassal
Secretary of Public Design
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Based Paradise of Flavionia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Based God with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, ban on automobiles, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.252 billion Flavionians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The large, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Falmensia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Flavionian economy, worth 818 trillion Somons a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 99,192 Somons, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 535,159 per year while the poor average 9,540, a ratio of 56.1 to 1.

Every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, and Based God has been declared supreme ruler for all eternity. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Flavionia's national animal is the Flamingo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basedism.

Flavionia is ranked 95,203rd in the world and 16th in The Free Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 0.26 Stalins.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 130thMost Rebellious Youth: 703rdHighest Crime Rates: 712thMost Armed: 984thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,616thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,004thMost Cultured: 3,249thHealthiest Citizens: 4,628thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,831stMost Avoided: 5,943rdSmartest Citizens: 5,993rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,620thMost Devout: 6,898thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 9,653rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,523rdHighest Economic Output: 12,617thRudest Citizens: 12,736thMost Developed: 13,491stMost Efficient Economies: 14,199thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,769thLargest Populations: 15,777thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17,805th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Flavionia, Based God has been declared supreme ruler for all eternity.
  • : Following new legislation in Flavionia, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
  • : Flavionia was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • : Following new legislation in Flavionia, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.
  • : Flavionia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Flavionia, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.
  • : Flavionia lodged a message on the The Free Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Flavionia, all news sources are under strict government control.
  • : Following new legislation in Flavionia, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics.
  • : Following new legislation in Flavionia, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.

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