Largest Publishing Industry: 166th Most Rebellious Youth: 712th Most Armed: 720th
The Based Paradise of
Father Knows Best State
Flavionia You Very Nice Place
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Secretary of Public Design
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Based Paradise of Flavionia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Based God with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of public education, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.814 billion Flavionians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Falmensia. The average income tax rate is 31.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Flavionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,025 trillion Somons a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 116,323 Somons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

When people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Flavionia's national animal is the Flamingo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Basedism.

Flavionia is ranked 93,364th in the world and 8th in The Free Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 42.54 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 166thMost Rebellious Youth: 712thMost Armed: 720thHighest Crime Rates: 896thTop
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Largest Black Market: 1,670thMost Devout: 2,634thMost Cultured: 2,997thMost Avoided: 4,301stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,245thSmartest Citizens: 6,592ndHealthiest Citizens: 6,862ndTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7,767thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,062ndHighest Economic Output: 10,192ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,353rdHighest Drug Use: 10,791stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,813thMost Developed: 11,313thRudest Citizens: 11,950thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,954thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,407thMost Efficient Economies: 13,516thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,847thLargest Populations: 15,241st
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Most Average: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Flavionia lodged a message on the The Free Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Flavionia, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Flavionia, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • : Following new legislation in Flavionia, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • : Flavionia lodged a message on the The Free Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Flavionia lodged a message on the The Free Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Flavionia, when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes.
  • : Flavionia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Flavionia, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in Flavionia, unruly families are deliberately marooned on desert islands.

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