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The Based Socialist Democracy of Flavionia

“Stay Based, Stay Positive, Stay Happy”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Osiris

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The Based Socialist Democracy of Flavionia is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Based God with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 6.488 billion Flavionians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Law & Order receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Falmensia. The average income tax rate is 69%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Discarded pennies litter the streets, the rich are forced to sell their cars to pay for more police to prevent their cars from being stolen, the new prison system is crowding up at an alarming rate, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Flavionia's national animal is the Flamingo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Basedism, and its currency is the Somon.

Flavionia is ranked 2,568th in Osiris and 94,575th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.051 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 days ago

  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Flavionia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 4 days ago: Flavionia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Flavionia, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Flavionia, the new prison system is crowding up at an alarming rate.
  • 16 days ago: Flavionia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 5%).
  • 16 days ago: Flavionia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Flavionia, the rich are forced to sell their cars to pay for more police to prevent their cars from being stolen.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Flavionia, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Flavionia, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Flavionia, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.

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