Largest Publishing Industry: 149th Most Armed: 611th Most Rebellious Youth: 753rd
The Based Paradise of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Flavionia You Very Nice Place
Regional Influence
Vassal
Secretary of Public Design
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Based Paradise of Flavionia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Based God with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.456 billion Flavionians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Falmensia. The average income tax rate is 32.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Flavionian economy, worth 787 trillion Somons a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 93,169 Somons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Only the wealthy can afford monorail fares, customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, and global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect Flavionia of supplying extremist groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Flavionia's national animal is the Flamingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Basedism.

Flavionia is ranked 145,694th in the world and 35th in The Free Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -14.63 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 149thMost Armed: 611thMost Rebellious Youth: 753rdHighest Crime Rates: 927thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 1,493rdLargest Black Market: 2,209thMost Devout: 2,635thMost Cultured: 3,763rdHealthiest Citizens: 5,402ndMost Avoided: 6,217thTop
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Most Conservative: 8,523rdSmartest Citizens: 8,954thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,995thMost Developed: 10,020thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,166thHighest Economic Output: 13,389thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,713th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Flavionia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Flavionia, global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect Flavionia of supplying extremist groups.
  • : Following new legislation in Flavionia, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.
  • : Flavionia lodged a message on the The Free Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Flavionia, customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity.
  • : Following new legislation in Flavionia, only the wealthy can afford monorail fares.
  • : Following new legislation in Flavionia, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Flavionia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Flavionia, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres.
  • : Following new legislation in Flavionia, Falmensia's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.

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