Most Corrupt Governments: 146th Most Secular: 186th Largest Mining Sector: 206th
The Alleanza Federale of
Democratic Socialists
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Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Average

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The Alleanza Federale of Firstaria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Generale Jonathan Morris with an even hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 18.297 billion Firstariani are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polaria. Income tax is unheard of.

The very strong Firstariano economy, worth a remarkable 5,541 trillion Crediti Firstarianis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 302,865 Crediti Firstarianis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The National Art Gallery's newest exhibit is the 500-year old Luna Lisa, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Firstaria, and clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Firstaria's national animal is the Rondine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Osservatori della Notte.

Firstaria is ranked 76,137th in the world and 49th in ITALIA for Most Authoritarian, with 0.4 Stalins.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 146thMost Secular: 186thLargest Mining Sector: 206thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 241stHighest Poor Incomes: 311thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 426thLowest Crime Rates: 627thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 635thHealthiest Citizens: 671stHighest Economic Output: 679thLargest Insurance Industry: 683rdLargest Black Market: 684thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 709thLargest Information Technology Sector: 800thMost Scientifically Advanced: 833rdMost Avoided: 987thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 993rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,129thHighest Average Incomes: 1,152ndRudest Citizens: 1,743rdTop
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Smartest Citizens: 1,852ndLargest Populations: 3,829thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,699thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,200thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11,060thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,713thLargest Governments: 12,208th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Firstaria.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, the National Art Gallery's newest exhibit is the 500-year old Luna Lisa.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, Firstaria's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals.
  • : Firstaria lodged a message on the ITALIA Regional Message Board.

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