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The OVERLORD Kingdom of Firstaria

“Porca Peste!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: 10000 Islands

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The OVERLORD Kingdom of Firstaria is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by OVERLORD Daniel Mercury with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 15.38 billion Firstarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Calatia. Income tax is unheard of.

The Firstarian economy, worth a remarkable 4,092 trillion Firania Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 266,099 Firania Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Theoretical science is only theoretical, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, government officials across Firstaria are being "encouraged" to adopt Razgriz Phoenixes to set an example for the populace, and gambling is outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Firstaria's national animal is the Razgriz Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Brotherhood.

Firstaria is ranked 7th in 10000 Islands and 643rd in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 10 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 days ago

  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Firstaria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Firstaria was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Firstaria, gambling is outlawed.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Firstaria, government officials across Firstaria are being "encouraged" to adopt Razgriz Phoenixes to set an example for the populace.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Firstaria, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Firstaria, theoretical science is only theoretical.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Firstaria, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Firstaria, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • 32 days ago: Firstaria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative (last census: Top 5%).
  • 36 days ago: Following new legislation in Firstaria, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.

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