Highest Poor Incomes: 60th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 157th Largest Mining Sector: 166th
The Alleanza Federale of
Democratic Socialists
Nella notte pił buia sono le Stelle a brillare
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Alleanza Federale of Firstaria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Generale Jonathan Morris with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 18.835 billion Firstariani are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polaria. The average income tax rate is 1.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Firstariano economy, worth a remarkable 6,571 trillion Crediti Firstarianis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 348,899 Crediti Firstarianis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, and bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Firstaria's national animal is the Rondine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Osservatori della Notte.

Firstaria is ranked 40,393rd in the world and 22nd in ITALIA for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,995.64 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 60thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 157thLargest Mining Sector: 166thMost Corrupt Governments: 193rdMost Secular: 213thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 316thLargest Information Technology Sector: 471stLargest Black Market: 490thHighest Economic Output: 524thLowest Crime Rates: 529thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 543rdHealthiest Citizens: 573rdLargest Insurance Industry: 623rdHighest Average Incomes: 675thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 740thMost Scientifically Advanced: 787thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 871stMost Avoided: 1,290thSmartest Citizens: 1,535thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,057thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,249thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,489thLargest Populations: 3,760thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,814thLargest Governments: 7,604thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8,780thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,333rdMost Income Equality: 11,549thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,136thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,651stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,249th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors.

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