The OVERLORD Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Porca Peste!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The OVERLORD Kingdom of Firstaria is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by OVERLORD Daniel Mercury with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.938 billion Firstarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Calatia. The average income tax rate is 3.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Firstarian economy, worth a remarkable 4,202 trillion Firania Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 263,694 Firania Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, all news sources are under strict government control, and notable individuals are granted land and titles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Firstaria's national animal is the Razgriz Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Brotherhood.

Firstaria is ranked 5th in 10000 Islands and 359th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 68 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 4 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: Firstaria was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan (last census: #1).
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Firstaria, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Firstaria, all news sources are under strict government control.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Firstaria, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Firstaria, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Firstaria, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Firstaria, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Firstaria, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Firstaria, international tensions are high as Firstaria threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Firstaria, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.

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