Highest Poor Incomes: 64th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 147th Largest Mining Sector: 152nd
The Alleanza Federale of
Democratic Socialists
Nella notte pił buia sono le Stelle a brillare
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Alleanza Federale of Firstaria is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Generale Jonathan Morris with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 18.664 billion Firstariani are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polaria. The average income tax rate is 1.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Firstariano economy, worth a remarkable 6,521 trillion Crediti Firstarianis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 349,427 Crediti Firstarianis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices, nudity is frowned upon, and only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Firstaria's national animal is the Rondine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Osservatori della Notte.

Firstaria is ranked 61,655th in the world and 38th in ITALIA for Most Authoritarian, with 0.45 Stalins.

Top
1%
Highest Poor Incomes: 64thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 147thLargest Mining Sector: 152ndMost Corrupt Governments: 179thMost Secular: 198thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 305thLargest Information Technology Sector: 458thLargest Black Market: 512thHighest Economic Output: 515thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 529thLowest Crime Rates: 532ndHealthiest Citizens: 577thLargest Insurance Industry: 584thHighest Average Incomes: 647thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 724thMost Scientifically Advanced: 733rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 823rdMost Avoided: 1,209thSmartest Citizens: 1,561stTop
5%
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,973rdRudest Citizens: 2,502ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,519thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,626thLargest Populations: 3,762ndLargest Governments: 7,781stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,104thTop
10%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10,701stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,386thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,762ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,850thMost Income Equality: 15,806th
Top
5%
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, nudity is frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, students cut up leftover Crediti Firstarianis during Arts and Crafts.

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