Most Corrupt Governments: 145th Largest Mining Sector: 159th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 169th
The Alleanza Federale of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Good

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The Alleanza Federale of Firstaria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Generale Jonathan Morris with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 18.141 billion Firstariani have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polaria. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Firstariano economy, worth a remarkable 6,260 trillion Crediti Firstarianis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 345,076 Crediti Firstarianis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Inheritance tax has recently been abolished, Firstaria is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, Rondines are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide, and many aides in Generale Jonathan Morris's office are known to be serial jaywalkers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Firstaria's national animal is the Rondine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Osservatori della Notte.

Firstaria is ranked 191,903rd in the world and 91st in ITALIA for Most Primitive, scoring -454.34 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 145thLargest Mining Sector: 159thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 169thMost Secular: 181stHighest Poor Incomes: 337thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 360thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 445thLowest Crime Rates: 455thLargest Insurance Industry: 514thHighest Economic Output: 536thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 573rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 577thHighest Average Incomes: 641stLargest Information Technology Sector: 694thLargest Black Market: 788thRudest Citizens: 817thHealthiest Citizens: 818thMost Scientifically Advanced: 878thMost Avoided: 995thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,547thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 1,952ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,381stLargest Populations: 3,839thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,443rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,193rdLargest Governments: 6,435thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,785thMost Average: 7,262ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,880thTop
10%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 10,689thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,865thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,628th
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5%
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionTop
10%
Largest Populations: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, many aides in Generale Jonathan Morris's office are known to be serial jaywalkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, Rondines are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, Firstaria is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • : Firstaria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Firstaria, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • : Firstaria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.

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