Population | 31.376 billion |
Capital | Dominus Bolt |
Leader | High General Zealot |
Faith | The Imperial Cult |
Currency | throne |
Animal | palatine eagle |
The Imperial Armored Fortress of Firefights is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by High General Zealot with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 31.376 billion Imperials are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dominus Bolt. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 5,720 trillion thrones a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,318 thrones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Firefights, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, military spending is on the increase, and fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Firefights's national animal is the palatine eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Imperial Cult.
Firefights is ranked 5,126th in the world and 16th in Canada for Most Cultured, scoring 165 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Firefights was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Firefights was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
- : Firefights was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Firefights was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Firefights's influence in Canada fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
- : Firefights's influence in Canada rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Firefights was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Firefights was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : The Free Land of Laughterandsunshine was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Firefights, curing 36 million infected.
- : The Free Land of Laughterandsunshine was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Firefights, curing 55 million infected.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 10 » Parkplace, Devil Heart, New Vinland, Cowland5, Stormaen, Almonaster Nuevo, SetiCrunchers, Cliyf Drines, Newfoundland and Gaspesie, and Grananthaia.