Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,250th Largest Mining Sector: 3,609th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,810th
The Kingdom of
Capitalist Paradise
Freedom or Death
Regional Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Kingdom of Finorweden is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lord George William de Clare with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, digital currency, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.282 billion Finorians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Finnish economy, worth 958 trillion Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 131,683 Pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 621,856 per year while the poor average 16,524, a ratio of 37.6 to 1.

Government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations, carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Finorweden's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Finorweden is ranked 110,594th in the world and 168th in United Kingdom for Largest Governments, scoring 11.83 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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5%
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,250thLargest Mining Sector: 3,609thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,810thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,826thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,166thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,366thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,741stFattest Citizens: 4,824thMost Avoided: 5,446thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,570thMost Armed: 6,768thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,422ndLargest Retail Industry: 7,889thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,995thTop
10%
Most Pro-Market: 8,570thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,527thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,604thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,676thHighest Economic Output: 10,850thHighest Crime Rates: 11,078thMost Efficient Economies: 11,955thRudest Citizens: 12,508thHighest Average Incomes: 15,277th
Top
5%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Finorweden's influence in United Kingdom rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Finorweden, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Following new legislation in Finorweden, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need.
  • : Finorweden was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and Largest Retail Industry and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Finorweden, carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing.
  • : Following new legislation in Finorweden, government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in Finorweden, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal.
  • : Following new legislation in Finorweden, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Liondogs' dominate wildlife preserves.
  • : Following new legislation in Finorweden, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance.
  • : Finorweden's influence in United Kingdom rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".

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