The Earl of
Capitalist Paradise
Freedom or Death
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Earl of Finorweden is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lord George William de Clare with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.667 billion Finorwedenians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Finorwedenian economy, worth 852 trillion Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 127,807 Pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 890,659 per year while the poor average 6,358, a ratio of 140 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations, the government seizes all major gold finds, and the flesh-eating lost souls that wander at night serve as a major tourist attraction (Finorweden has found 1 easter egg). Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Finorweden's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Finorweden is ranked 288th in United Kingdom and 130,775th in the world for Nicest Citizens, with -38 Smiles Per Hour (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 36 days ago

  • 18 days ago: Finorweden fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 20 days ago: Finorweden fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • 20 days ago: Finorweden fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • 21 days ago: Finorweden was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Stupidest Citizens (last census: Top 1%).
  • 29 days ago: Finorweden fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 29 days ago: Finorweden fell out of the regional Top 5% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 33 days ago: Finorweden was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 35 days ago: Finorweden fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 35 days ago: Finorweden fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 40 days ago: Finorweden was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 5%).

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