Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,233rd Largest Mining Sector: 3,586th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,764th
The Kingdom of
Capitalist Paradise
Freedom or Death
Regional Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Kingdom of Finorweden is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lord George William de Clare with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.448 billion Finorians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Finnish economy, worth 980 trillion Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 131,683 Pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 621,856 per year while the poor average 16,524, a ratio of 37.6 to 1.

Government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations, carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Finorweden's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Finorweden is ranked 3,907th in the world and 4th in United Kingdom for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 13,092.07 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Top
5%
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,233rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,586thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,764thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,907thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,200thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,358thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,720thFattest Citizens: 4,829thMost Avoided: 5,438thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,629thMost Armed: 6,874thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,418thTop
10%
Largest Retail Industry: 8,225thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,474thMost Pro-Market: 8,943rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,659thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,728thHighest Economic Output: 10,761stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,830thHighest Crime Rates: 11,667thMost Efficient Economies: 12,200thRudest Citizens: 13,595th
Top
5%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Finorweden's influence in United Kingdom rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Finorweden, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Following new legislation in Finorweden, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need.
  • : Finorweden was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and Largest Retail Industry and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Finorweden, carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing.
  • : Following new legislation in Finorweden, government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in Finorweden, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal.
  • : Following new legislation in Finorweden, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Liondogs' dominate wildlife preserves.
  • : Following new legislation in Finorweden, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance.
  • : Finorweden's influence in United Kingdom rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".

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