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The Earl of Finorweden

“Freedom or Death”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: United Kingdom

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The Earl of Finorweden is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by Lord George William de Clare with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.355 billion Finorwedenians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Religion & Spirituality, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Automobile Manufacturing.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations, the government seizes all major gold finds, and the flesh-eating lost souls that wander at night serve as a major tourist attraction (Finorweden has found 1 easter egg). Crime is a major problem. Finorweden's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Lutheranism, and its currency is the Pound.

Finorweden is ranked 8th in United Kingdom and 4,582nd in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 54 days ago

  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Finorweden was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 4 days ago: Finorweden fell out of the world Top 10% for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 4 days ago: Finorweden was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • 19 days ago: Finorweden was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Stupidest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 43 days ago: Finorweden was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 47 days ago: Finorweden was struck by a Cure Missile from Scrumptious silver steps, curing 23 million infected.
  • 48 days ago: Finorweden was struck by a Cure Missile from The Queendom of Doulina, curing 1 million infected.
  • 48 days ago: Finorweden was struck by a Cure Missile from The Queendom of Doulina, curing 1 million infected.
  • 48 days ago: Finorweden was cleansed by a Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Queendom of Doulina, killing 1 million zombies.
  • 48 days ago: Finorweden was struck by a Cure Missile from The Queendom of Doulina, curing 1 million infected.

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