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The United Kingdom of Finnzil

“Finooga pa Cyfoog (Everyone is equal)”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europeia

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The United Kingdom of Finnzil is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Finn I with an iron fist, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.541 billion Finnzilis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Commerce, although Education and Healthcare are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Finyo. The average income tax rate is 70%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

All weapon research has been banned, the elderly live on a steady diet of canned beans in dreary government housing, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Finnzil's national animal is the Finnetaluna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Finnism, and its currency is the Finnian Dollar.

Finnzil is ranked 226th in Europeia and 35,975th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.553 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 39 minutes ago

  • 21 minutes ago: Finnzil was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 21 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Finnzil, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 38 minutes ago: Finnzil voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "National Economic Freedoms"".
  • 12 hours ago: Finnzil was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Finnzil, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Finnzil, the elderly live on a steady diet of canned beans in dreary government housing.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Finnzil, all weapon research has been banned.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Finnzil, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Finnzil was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Finnzil, the government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales.

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