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The United Kingdom of Finnzil

“Finooga pa Cyfoog (Everyone is equal)”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europeia

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The United Kingdom of Finnzil is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Finn I with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.082 billion Finnzilis are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Commerce, although Education and Healthcare are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Finyo. The average income tax rate is 69%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults, and street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Finnzil's national animal is the Finnetaluna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Finnism, and its currency is the Finnian Dollar.

Finnzil is ranked 603rd in Europeia and 95,622nd in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 30 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 hours ago

  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Finnzil, street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Finnzil, dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Finnzil was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Corporate Police State".
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Finnzil, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Finnzil, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Finnzil voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Hobbesistan"".
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Finnzil, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Finnzil, the government is flooded with compensation requests.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Finnzil, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Finnzil, Finnzil's schoolchildren are manufactured into a segregated bunch of soldiers, religious zealots, and computer technicians.

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