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The United Kingdom of Finnzil

“Finooga pa Cyfoog (Everyone is equal)”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europeia

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The United Kingdom of Finnzil is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Finn I with an even hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.26 billion Finnzilis are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Commerce, although Education and Healthcare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Finyo. The average income tax rate is 76%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, voting is compulsory, and city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is pervasive, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Finnzil's national animal is the Finnetaluna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Finnism, and its currency is the Finnian Dollar.

Finnzil is ranked 826th in Europeia and 118,188th in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -8 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Finnzil, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Finnzil, voting is compulsory.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Finnzil, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Finnzil, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Finnzil voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Luna Amore"".
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Finnzil voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Anti-Counterfeiting Pact".
  • 8 days ago: Finnzil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive (last census: Top 1%).
  • 8 days ago: Finnzil was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Primitive (last census: Top 1%).
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Finnzil, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Finnzil, government officials raid public buildings to remove all mention of G*d or r******n.

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