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The United Kingdom of Finnzil

“Finooga pa Cyfoog (Everyone is equal)”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europeia

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The United Kingdom of Finnzil is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Finn I with an iron fist, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.069 billion Finnzilis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Commerce, although Education and Healthcare are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Finyo. The average income tax rate is 69%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Finnzil's schoolchildren are manufactured into a segregated bunch of soldiers, religious zealots, and computer technicians, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, the government is flooded with compensation requests, and fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Finnzil's national animal is the Finnetaluna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Finnism, and its currency is the Finnian Dollar.

Finnzil is ranked 110th in Europeia and 19,652nd in the world for Largest Populations, with 5,069 Capita (millions).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 26 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Finnzil, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Finnzil, the government is flooded with compensation requests.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Finnzil, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Finnzil, Finnzil's schoolchildren are manufactured into a segregated bunch of soldiers, religious zealots, and computer technicians.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Finnzil, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Finnzil, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Finnzil, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Finnzil, people are moving into treehouses in record numbers.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Finnzil, religious education is a new government priority.
  • 4 days ago: Finnzil voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Vandoosa".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 7 » Precisely Nothing, Namonia, Fartsoundia, Fusion States, Prussian Alsace-Lorraine, Mousebumples, and Marnuvia.

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