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The United Kingdom of Finnzil

“Finooga pa Cyfoog (Everyone is equal)”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europeia


The United Kingdom of Finnzil is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Finn I with an even hand, and remarkable for its enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.625 billion Finnzilis are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Finyo. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Finnzilian economy, worth 648 trillion Finnian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 115,263 Finnian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, voting is compulsory, and city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Finnzil's national animal is the Finnetaluna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Finnism.

Finnzil is ranked 378th in Europeia and 52,518th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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by Max Barry

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