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The United Kingdom of Finnzil

“Finooga pa Cyfoog (Everyone is equal)”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europeia

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The United Kingdom of Finnzil is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Finn I with an iron fist, and renowned for its superstitious fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.692 billion Finnzilis are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Commerce, although Education and Healthcare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Finyo. The average income tax rate is 70%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Trespassers often find themselves impaled by crossbow bolts, families are only permitted to have one child, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, and the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Finnzil's national animal is the Finnetaluna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Finnism, and its currency is the Finnian Dollar.

Finnzil is ranked 44th in Europeia and 3,987th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 452 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Finnzil, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • 16 hours ago: Finnzil was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Finnzil, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Finnzil, families are only permitted to have one child.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Finnzil, trespassers often find themselves impaled by crossbow bolts.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Finnzil, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Finnzil voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Coalition Of Freedom"".
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Finnzil voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Fertile Farmland Protection".
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Finnzil was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Finnzil was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Authoritarian.

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