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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,229thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,341stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,010th
The Finland SSR of
Psychotic Dictatorship
You can't beat omnipotence by punching it.
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Finland SSR

Population19.07 billion

CapitalTurku
LeaderSon Gogito
FaithGogito Worship

Currencymarkka
Animalsnow

The Finland SSR of Finland SSR is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Son Gogito with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 19.07 billion Fins are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turku. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Finny economy, worth a remarkable 1,560 trillion markkaa a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 81,806 markkaa, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, cheering flag-waving citizens don't like to think too hard about politics, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Finland SSR's national animal is the snow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gogito Worship.

Finland SSR is ranked 280,247th in the world and 11,101st in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 57 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,229thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,341stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,010thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,171stTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 16,093rdHighest Economic Output: 16,890thLargest Populations: 17,818thMost Authoritarian: 19,748thMost Secular: 20,425thSafest: 20,971stLowest Crime Rates: 21,013thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,333rdLongest Average Lifespans: 24,767thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,104thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27,830thMost Pacifist: 28,912thLargest Governments: 29,238th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 230th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 382nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 529th in the regionLargest Populations: 538th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 864th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 879th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 941st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 964th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,083rd in the regionSafest: 1,203rd in the regionMost Secular: 1,220th in the region

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