Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 665th Most Efficient Economies: 736th Largest Mining Sector: 764th
The Torpor Empire of
Corporate Police State
Such is the manner of our decline
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook Dispatches People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Torpor Empire of Finium is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President of the Republic Ripclaw with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.909 billion Finians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hallsind. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Finite economy, worth a remarkable 2,967 trillion Ingots a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 249,210 Ingots, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,199,438 per year while the poor average 30,169, a ratio of 39.8 to 1.

People regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, the nation's peacekeeping efforts usually comes with a healthy dose of pillaging, tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport, and Hallsind is a police state during international summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Finium's national animal is the Fae, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Corinthite Apostolicism.

Finium is ranked 61,822nd in the world and 17th in The Forgotten Lands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,258.28 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 665thMost Efficient Economies: 736thLargest Mining Sector: 764thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,335thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,343rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,347thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,368thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,434thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,483rdMost Primitive: 1,669thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,720thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,066thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,069thHighest Average Incomes: 2,126thMost Avoided: 2,153rdFattest Citizens: 2,193rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,440thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,856thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,999thLowest Crime Rates: 3,007thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,528thLargest Retail Industry: 3,793rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,900thMost Devout: 4,128thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,536thMost Conservative: 5,933rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,541stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,762ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,055thLargest Populations: 8,267thLargest Governments: 8,446thRudest Citizens: 8,853rdTop
Largest Black Market: 10,007thMost Extreme: 12,176thMost Pro-Market: 16,173rdLargest Gambling Industry: 16,306th
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


View Forum posts


by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics