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The Deus Terrarum of Figltopia

“Fugere Fidelitas et morere Glorianter”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: The Royal Alliance II

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The Deus Terrarum of Figltopia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Praetor Longinus Celsus Aurelius with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 6.93 billion Figltopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loftia Centro Omnia. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Figltopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,302 trillion FIGL Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 187,967 FIGL Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, military spending is on the increase, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and major internet servers have acquired citizenship. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Figltopia's national animal is the Eldrazi, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Figltopia is ranked 29th in The Royal Alliance II and 114,845th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -10 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Figltopia, major internet servers have acquired citizenship.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Figltopia, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Figltopia was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Figltopia, military spending is on the increase.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Figltopia, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Figltopia was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Figltopia, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Figltopia, shanty towns have formed around the newly rebuilt commercial district.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Figltopia, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Figltopia.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Figltopia, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.

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