The Deus Terrarum of
Democratic Socialists
Fugere Fidelitas et morere Glorianter
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Deus Terrarum of Figltopia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Praetor Longinus Celsus Aurelius with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed population of 7.264 billion Figltopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loftia Centro Omnia. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Figltopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,388 trillion FIGL Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,110 FIGL Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers ride the swiftest Eldrazis, euthanasia is legal, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels, and the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Figltopia's national animal is the Eldrazi, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Figltopia is ranked 2nd in The Royal Alliance II and 5,196th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 5 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 23 hours ago

  • 21 hours ago: Figltopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 22 hours ago: Figltopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Figltopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Figltopia's influence in The Royal Alliance II rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Figltopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Figltopia's influence in The Royal Alliance II fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Figltopia, the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up'.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Figltopia, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Figltopia, euthanasia is legal.
  • 4 days ago: Figltopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.

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