The Deus Terrarum of
New York Times Democracy
Fugere Fidelitas et morere Glorianter
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Deus Terrarum of Figltopia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Praetor Longinus Celsus Aurelius with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 7.434 billion Figltopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loftia Centro Omnia. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Figltopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,461 trillion FIGL Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 196,558 FIGL Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, and tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Figltopia Blood Tithe. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Figltopia's national animal is the Eldrazi, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Figltopia is ranked 22nd in The Royal Alliance II and 138,345th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -43 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 hours ago

  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Figltopia, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Figltopia Blood Tithe.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Figltopia, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Figltopia, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Figltopia, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Figltopia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn the Pacific".
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Figltopia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Figltopia, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Figltopia, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Figltopia, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Figltopia, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.

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