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The Deus Terrarum of Figltopia

“Fugere Fidelitas et morere Glorianter”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: The Royal Alliance II

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The Deus Terrarum of Figltopia is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Praetor Longinus Celsus Aurelius with an even hand, and renowned for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The hard-nosed population of 6.038 billion Figltopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loftia Centro Omnia. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, Figltopia's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, and the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Figltopia's national animal is the Eldrazi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the FIGL Dollar.

Figltopia is ranked 13th in The Royal Alliance II and 19,638th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 6.6 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Figltopia, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Figltopia, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Figltopia, Figltopia's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Figltopia, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Figltopia, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Figltopia, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Figltopia, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • 17 days ago: Figltopia's influence in The Royal Alliance II fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".
  • 20 days ago: Figltopia's influence in The Royal Alliance II rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • 23 days ago: Figltopia endorsed The Kingdom of OshiWoshi.

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