The Deus Terrarum of
Democratic Socialists
Fugere Fidelitas et morere Glorianter
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Deus Terrarum of Figltopia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Praetor Longinus Celsus Aurelius with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 7.093 billion Figltopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loftia Centro Omnia. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Figltopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,347 trillion FIGL Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,988 FIGL Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country, island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Figltopia's national animal is the Eldrazi, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Figltopia is ranked 29th in The Royal Alliance II and 122,280th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -367 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Figltopia was endorsed by The Monarchy of Lazzarania.
  • 4 days ago: Figltopia's influence in The Royal Alliance II rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Figltopia, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Figltopia, island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work.
  • 10 days ago: Figltopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 1%).
  • 10 days ago: Figltopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 5%).
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Figltopia, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Figltopia, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Figltopia, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Figltopia, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.

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