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The Riocht Dleathach of Fenian Provinces

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Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Europe

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The Riocht Dleathach of Fenian Provinces is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sam Adams with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.583 billion Fenians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aosta. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fenian Provincesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,343 trillion Pócas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 214,530 Pócas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, birth rates have hit an all-time low, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, and a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fenian Provinces's national animal is the Osprey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Fenian Provinces is ranked 30th in Europe and 4,604th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 4 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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