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The Riocht Dleathach of Fenian Provinces

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Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Europe

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The Riocht Dleathach of Fenian Provinces is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Sam Adams with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 15.227 billion Fenians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aosta. The average income tax rate is 54%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Information Technology and Gambling.

Procrastination is a national sport, half of Fenian Provinces's doctors can't speak the language, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, and truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fenian Provinces's national animal is the Osprey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Roman Catholicism, and its currency is the Póca.

Fenian Provinces is ranked 355th in Europe and 115,937th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -15 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago

  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Fenian Provinces was endorsed by The Republic of Merviengrad.
  • 4 days ago: Fenian Provinces was endorsed by The Republic of Albertinum.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Fenian Provinces, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Fenian Provinces, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Fenian Provinces, half of Fenian Provinces's doctors can't speak the language.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Fenian Provinces, procrastination is a national sport.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Fenian Provinces, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Fenian Provinces, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Fenian Provinces, the government has become increasingly militant.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Fenian Provinces, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.

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