The Federal Republic of Federal Hindu Republic is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, devout population of 14.086 billion Federal Hindu Republicians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Republic City. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Federal Hindu Republician economy, worth a remarkable 2,701 trillion Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,804 Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, Leader has been nicknamed 'Robomop', there is something rotten in the state of Federal Hindu Republic, and songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federal Hindu Republic's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Federal Hindu Republic is ranked 7,661^st in the world and 421^st in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 106.46 law-abiding acts per hour.