Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st Most Primitive: 3rd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Corporate Police State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Allmighty Nak nak
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.789 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakDam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Feckfacean economy, worth an astonishing 17,216 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is a breathtaking 577,947 Naks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,295,284 per year while the poor average 49,200, a ratio of 67.0 to 1.

Feckfacean athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, the Feckfacean Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne", the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Feckfacean radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, and all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Feckface's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Feckface is ranked 155,477th in the world and 110th in Wysteria for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1.92 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1stMost Primitive: 3rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4thMost Devout: 6thFattest Citizens: 12thLargest Mining Sector: 12thMost Avoided: 12thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 34thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 34thLargest Populations: 40thHighest Economic Output: 48thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 51stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 67thMost Corrupt Governments: 84thHighest Average Incomes: 86thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 87thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 88thLargest Insurance Industry: 97thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 106thLargest Agricultural Sector: 205thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 244thRudest Citizens: 350thLargest Gambling Industry: 496thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 500thLargest Retail Industry: 532ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 600thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 893rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,049thLowest Crime Rates: 2,057thMost Armed: 2,497thLargest Black Market: 3,391stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,458thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,827thMost Extreme: 6,895thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 8,303rdMost Conservative: 10,979thLargest Governments: 11,288thHighest Drug Use: 14,493rd
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Feckfacean radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, the Feckfacean Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne".
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, Feckfacean athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, politicians take citizens for idiots.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market and Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself".
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Nakster Sea.

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