The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Corporate Police State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Allmighty Nak nak
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.624 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakDam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Feckfacean economy, worth an astonishing 16,483 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is a breathtaking 575,846 Naks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,853,637 per year while the poor average 65,892, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

Forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks, NakNakDam is a police state during international summits, firing squads regularly execute dissidents, and children are expected to carve their own toys. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Feckface's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Feckface is ranked 22nd in Wysteria and 167th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 17 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, children are expected to carve their own toys.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, firing squads regularly execute dissidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, NakNakDam is a police state during international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.

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