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The Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface

“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Holy Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 26.083 billion Feckfaceans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nakface. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Religious classes are compulsory for all school students, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, and citizens must pay to enjoy Feckface's pristine beaches. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Feckface's national animal is the Elvis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is NakNakism, and its currency is the Franco.

Feckface is ranked 3rd in the Pacific and 45th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 33 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, citizens must pay to enjoy Feckface's pristine beaches.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, religious classes are compulsory for all school students.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, the world outside is only known of in folklore.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, anti-environmentalist protesters are gunned down without mercy.

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