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The Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface

“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Holy Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 26.31 billion Feckfaceans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nakface. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Feckfacean economy, worth an astonishing 15,316 trillion Francoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 582,139 Francoes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,090,882 per year while the poor average 57,924, a ratio of 53.4 to 1.

Curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, children have only the most basic of education, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Feckface's national animal is the Elvis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Feckface is ranked 1st in the Pacific and 33rd in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 20 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 21 hours ago: Feckface was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Feckface was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Sector.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Feckface was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, children have only the most basic of education.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • 6 days ago: Feckface was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Avoided (last census: #1).

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