The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Corporate Police State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Allmighty Nak nak
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak nak with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.685 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakDam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Feckfacean economy, worth an astonishing 15,326 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is a breathtaking 574,365 Naks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,725,181 per year while the poor average 71,438, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

Governments opposing Feckface are beset by rebels, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity, and flogging is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Feckface's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Feckface is ranked 7,250th in the Pacific and 144,651st in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -448 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, flogging is all the rage.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, governments opposing Feckface are beset by rebels.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, Nakster racing stadiums are open 24/7.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, the country is preparing for war.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, military service is compulsory.

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