Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st Most Primitive: 2nd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Corporate Police State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Allmighty Nak nak
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak nak with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.437 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakDam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Feckfacean economy, worth an astonishing 17,011 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is a breathtaking 577,903 Naks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,313,862 per year while the poor average 48,557, a ratio of 68.2 to 1.

Public shaming is the bedrock of Feckfacean society, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Feckfacean military unleashed its biological weapons, barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Nakster Sea, and the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Feckface's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Feckface is ranked 51st in the world and 9th in Wysteria for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 24,685.43 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1stMost Primitive: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4thMost Devout: 6thMost Avoided: 10thLargest Mining Sector: 12thFattest Citizens: 13thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 33rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 34thLargest Populations: 41stHighest Economic Output: 48thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 51stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 68thMost Corrupt Governments: 78thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 79thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 83rdHighest Average Incomes: 83rdLargest Insurance Industry: 96thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 108thLargest Agricultural Sector: 194thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 232ndRudest Citizens: 295thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 444thLargest Retail Industry: 482ndLargest Gambling Industry: 489thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 584thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 887thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,962ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,075thMost Armed: 2,454thLargest Black Market: 3,315thMost Extreme: 3,979thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,556thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,584thMost Conservative: 4,894thMost Pro-Market: 6,725thTop
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Largest Governments: 11,183rd
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market and Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself".
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Nakster Sea.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Feckfacean military unleashed its biological weapons.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, public shaming is the bedrock of Feckfacean society.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.

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