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The Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface

“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Holy Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its superstitious fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.222 billion Feckfaceans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nakface. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Feckface is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, criminals are thrown to the Elviss to repay their debt to society, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Feckface's national animal is the Elvis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is NakNakism, and its currency is the Franco.

Feckface is ranked 1,101st in the Pacific and 32,516th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.749 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 days ago

  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, organ donation is compulsory.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, criminals are thrown to the Elviss to repay their debt to society.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, Feckface is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, children as young as eight can be found working in factories.
  • 24 days ago: Feckface was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides (last census: Top 5%).
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Nakface was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'.
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.

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