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The Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface

“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Holy Nak Nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.433 billion Feckfaceans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nakface. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, cops enjoy driving jaywalkers into the ground, police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down, and the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Feckface's national animal is the Elvis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is NakNakism, and its currency is the Franco.

Feckface is ranked 3,544th in the Pacific and 109,459th in the world for Safest, scoring -141.599 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 days ago

  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, cops enjoy driving jaywalkers into the ground.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, genetic researchers have been expelled.
  • 55 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, organ donation is compulsory.
  • 55 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, criminals are thrown to the Elviss to repay their debt to society.
  • 55 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • 55 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, Feckface is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • 55 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, children as young as eight can be found working in factories.

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