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The Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface

“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Holy Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 24.658 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nakface. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

The nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the Great Feckface Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region, and citizens must pay to enjoy Feckface's pristine beaches. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Feckface's national animal is the Elvis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is NakNakism, and its currency is the Franco.

Feckface is ranked 2,607th in the Pacific and 66,965th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 58 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, citizens must pay to enjoy Feckface's pristine beaches.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, the Great Feckface Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.

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