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The Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface

“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Holy Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.791 billion Feckfaceans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nakface. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, the study of quantum physics has been outlawed for fear of accidentally causing the end of the world, and the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Feckface's national animal is the Elvis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is NakNakism, and its currency is the Franco.

Feckface is ranked 3rd in the Pacific and 57th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 61 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Feckface is currently considering its options.

People: 25,791,167,491

Zombies: 0

Dead: 3,028,967

Survival Rate: 99.99%

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