Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st Most Primitive: 4th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Corporate Police State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Allmighty Nak nak
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.982 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakDam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Feckfacean economy, worth an astonishing 17,328 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is a breathtaking 577,947 Naks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,295,284 per year while the poor average 49,200, a ratio of 67.0 to 1.

Feckfacean athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, the Feckfacean Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne", the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Feckfacean radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, and all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Feckface's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Feckface is ranked 498th in the world and 17th in Wysteria for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 32,030.07 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1stMost Primitive: 4thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5thMost Devout: 6thMost Avoided: 13thFattest Citizens: 13thLargest Mining Sector: 13thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 35thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 41stLargest Populations: 41stHighest Economic Output: 47thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 58thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 70thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 82ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 85thMost Corrupt Governments: 86thHighest Average Incomes: 87thLargest Insurance Industry: 106thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 108thLargest Agricultural Sector: 204thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 246thRudest Citizens: 371stLargest Gambling Industry: 498thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 511thLargest Retail Industry: 559thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 601stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 889thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,031stLowest Crime Rates: 2,067thMost Armed: 2,470thLargest Black Market: 3,404thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,414thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,318thMost Extreme: 7,688thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 9,197thLargest Governments: 11,382ndMost Conservative: 11,985thHighest Drug Use: 14,311th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Feckfacean radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, the Feckfacean Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne".
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, Feckfacean athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, politicians take citizens for idiots.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market and Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself".
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Nakster Sea.

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