Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st Most Primitive: 4th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 30.38 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakDam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Feckfacean economy, worth an astonishing 17,557 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is a breathtaking 577,920 Naks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,342,609 per year while the poor average 47,600, a ratio of 70.2 to 1.

The constant playing of Merry Birthday on Feckfacean radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength, the nation's new monarch embarrasses himself during state visits, and chickens roam the streets freely. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Feckface's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Feckface is ranked 178,255th in the world and 117th in Wysteria for Least Corrupt Governments, with 0.88 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 1stMost Primitive: 4thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5thMost Devout: 6thMost Avoided: 13thLargest Mining Sector: 13thFattest Citizens: 15thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 38thLargest Populations: 43rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 44thHighest Economic Output: 45thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 60thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 69thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 76thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 82ndMost Corrupt Governments: 87thHighest Average Incomes: 90thLargest Insurance Industry: 109thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 110thLargest Agricultural Sector: 203rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 254thRudest Citizens: 434thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 506thLargest Gambling Industry: 509thLargest Retail Industry: 591stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 615thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 867thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,021stLowest Crime Rates: 2,122ndMost Armed: 2,530thLargest Black Market: 3,402ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,345thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,620thMost Extreme: 7,597thTop
Most Pro-Market: 9,307thLargest Governments: 11,161stMost Conservative: 12,790thHighest Drug Use: 16,992nd
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the region

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