The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Corporate Police State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Allmighty Nak nak
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.538 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakDam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Feckfacean economy, worth an astonishing 15,215 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is a breathtaking 573,349 Naks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,720,360 per year while the poor average 71,312, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

The government seizes all major gold finds, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Feckface's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Feckface is ranked 4,937th in the Pacific and 126,570th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -16 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Feckface fell out of the world Top 1% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • 7 hours ago: Feckface fell out of the regional Top 1% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, Feckface is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Feckface changed its national motto to "I came, I saw, I conquered.".

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