The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Corporate Police State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Allmighty Nak nak
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak nak with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, avowedly heterosexual populace, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.846 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakDam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Feckfacean economy, worth an astonishing 15,425 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is a breathtaking 574,587 Naks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,203,324 per year while the poor average 51,455, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.

Books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy, Allmighty Nak nak is worshipped as a god, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, and a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Feckface's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Feckface is ranked 1st in the Pacific and 2nd in the world for Most Primitive, scoring 606 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 43 minutes ago

  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.
  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, Allmighty Nak nak is worshipped as a god.
  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy.
  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia.
  • 5 days ago: Feckface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides (last census: Top 10%).
  • 14 days ago: Feckface fell out of the world Top 5% for Highest Drug Use.
  • 14 days ago: Feckface fell out of the regional Top 1% for Highest Drug Use.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, concussed Naksterball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.

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