Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st Most Primitive: 2nd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Corporate Police State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Allmighty Nak nak
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.238 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakDam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Feckfacean economy, worth an astonishing 16,896 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is a breathtaking 577,879 Naks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,571,627 per year while the poor average 80,820, a ratio of 31.8 to 1.

Attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging, public shaming is the bedrock of Feckfacean society, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Feckfacean military unleashed its biological weapons, and barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Nakster Sea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Feckface's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Feckface is ranked 208th in the world and 8th in Wysteria for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 20,301.65 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1stMost Primitive: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4thMost Devout: 6thMost Avoided: 10thFattest Citizens: 11thLargest Mining Sector: 11thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 31stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 35thLargest Populations: 40thHighest Economic Output: 48thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 51stMost Corrupt Governments: 74thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 76thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 80thHighest Average Incomes: 82ndLargest Insurance Industry: 97thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 106thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 163rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 208thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 235thRudest Citizens: 393rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 407thLargest Retail Industry: 453rdLargest Gambling Industry: 478thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 570thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 890thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,916thMost Efficient Economies: 2,090thMost Armed: 2,493rdLargest Black Market: 3,250thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,609thMost Conservative: 6,054thMost Extreme: 8,599thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,110thLargest Governments: 10,823rdHighest Poor Incomes: 12,092nd
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 12th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Nakster Sea.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Feckfacean military unleashed its biological weapons.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, public shaming is the bedrock of Feckfacean society.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.

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