The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Corporate Police State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Allmighty Nak nak
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.017 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakDam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Feckfacean economy, worth an astonishing 15,499 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is a breathtaking 573,680 Naks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,198,269 per year while the poor average 51,374, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.

Allmighty Nak nak is worshipped as a god, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and closed universities are currently being converted into MacDonald's restaurants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Feckface's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Feckface is ranked 1st in the Pacific and 4th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 172 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Feckface was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market (last census: Top 5%).
  • 4 days ago: Feckface was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Extreme (last census: Top 5%).
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, closed universities are currently being converted into MacDonald's restaurants.
  • 6 days ago: Feckface fell out of the world Top 1% for Most Armed.
  • 6 days ago: Feckface fell out of the regional Top 1% for Most Armed.
  • 12 days ago: Feckface was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden (last census: #1).
  • 25 days ago: Feckface was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • 25 days ago: Feckface was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Safest.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.

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