Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st Most Primitive: 2nd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
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I came, I saw, I conquered.
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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.081 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakDam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Feckfacean economy, worth an astonishing 16,794 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is a breathtaking 577,512 Naks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,569,993 per year while the poor average 80,768, a ratio of 31.8 to 1.

Cloning has been banned, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police, and attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Feckface's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Feckface is ranked 1st in the world and 1st in Wysteria for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 278.06 Missed References Per Hour.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 1stMost Primitive: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4thMost Devout: 6thFattest Citizens: 11thLargest Mining Sector: 11thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12thMost Avoided: 12thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 31stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 38thLargest Populations: 42ndHighest Economic Output: 48thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 50thMost Corrupt Governments: 71stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 73rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 77thHighest Average Incomes: 82ndLargest Insurance Industry: 92ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 109thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 154thLargest Agricultural Sector: 198thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 274thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 390thLargest Retail Industry: 440thRudest Citizens: 450thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 562ndLargest Gambling Industry: 705thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 885thLowest Crime Rates: 949thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,089thLargest Black Market: 3,196thMost Conservative: 3,669thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,552ndLargest Governments: 6,833rdMost Extreme: 7,023rdTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,612thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,254thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,763rd
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, cloning has been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, auditors are gutting every governmental department.


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