The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Corporate Police State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Allmighty Nak nak
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak nak with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.422 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakDam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Feckfacean economy, worth an astonishing 15,729 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is a breathtaking 573,599 Naks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,457,100 per year while the poor average 42,805, a ratio of 80.8 to 1.

Seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu', weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and cremation is compulsory for the deceased. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Feckface's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Feckface is ranked 4,730th in the Pacific and 119,707th in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, scoring -33 on the Inverse Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, cruise liners are being requisitioned and filled with zoo animals as Feckface braces for "Le Grand Deluge".
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.

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