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The Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface

“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Holy Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.509 billion Feckfaceans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nakface. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Euthanasia is illegal, Nakface is a police state during international summits, the eerie remains of the final shuttle mission orbit in silence as a sober reminder of the abandoned space program, and government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Feckface's national animal is the Elvis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is NakNakism, and its currency is the Franco.

Feckface is ranked 91st in the Pacific and 4,413th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 37 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Feckface was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • 5 days ago: Feckface was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Highest Drug Use.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, the eerie remains of the final shuttle mission orbit in silence as a sober reminder of the abandoned space program.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, Nakface is a police state during international summits.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, euthanasia is illegal.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, chemically brainwashed citizens praise Holy Nak Nak's name on an hourly basis.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, cops enjoy driving jaywalkers into the ground.

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