Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st Most Primitive: 2nd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Corporate Police State
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Allmighty Nak nak
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.637 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakDam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Feckfacean economy, worth an astonishing 17,127 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is a breathtaking 577,903 Naks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,313,862 per year while the poor average 48,557, a ratio of 68.2 to 1.

Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Feckfacean military unleashed its biological weapons, barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Nakster Sea, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself", and politicians take citizens for idiots. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Feckface's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Feckface is ranked 82nd in the world and 6th in Wysteria for Most Corrupt Governments, with 666.07 Kickbacks Per Hour.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1stMost Primitive: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4thMost Devout: 6thFattest Citizens: 12thLargest Mining Sector: 12thMost Avoided: 12thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 33rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 34thLargest Populations: 40thHighest Economic Output: 48thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 51stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 60thMost Corrupt Governments: 82ndHighest Average Incomes: 84thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 84thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 85thLargest Insurance Industry: 97thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 105thLargest Agricultural Sector: 204thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 234thRudest Citizens: 317thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 465thLargest Gambling Industry: 490thLargest Retail Industry: 498thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 586thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 884thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,007thMost Efficient Economies: 2,027thMost Armed: 2,458thLargest Black Market: 3,342ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,500thMost Extreme: 4,581stMost Conservative: 5,053rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,225thMost Pro-Market: 7,639thTop
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Largest Governments: 11,276th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, politicians take citizens for idiots.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market and Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself".
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Nakster Sea.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Feckfacean military unleashed its biological weapons.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, public shaming is the bedrock of Feckfacean society.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.

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