NationStates | The Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface

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“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights: Rare	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Holy Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.625 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nakface. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Closed universities are currently being converted into MacDonald's restaurants, women who display their ankles are shunned by society, the Elvis is believed to be extinct, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Feckface's national animal is the Elvis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is NakNakism, and its currency is the Storm.

Feckface is ranked 4,866th in the Pacific and 127,826th in the world for Most Income Equality, scoring 11 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Easter Eggs (2) Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector #1 in the Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 1% of the Pacific for Most Armed Top 1% of the world for Most Armed #1 in the Pacific for Most Avoided Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 5% of the Pacific for Most Conservative Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative Top 1% of the Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments #1 in the Pacific for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 1% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Defense Forces Top 1% of the world for Largest Defense Forces #1 in the Pacific for Most Devout Top 1% of the world for Most Devout Top 1% of the Pacific for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 1% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 1% of the Pacific for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 1% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 10% of the Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme Top 1% of the Pacific for Fattest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 1% of the Pacific for Most Influential Top 5% of the world for Most Influential Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates #1 in the Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector Top 1% of the Pacific for Highest Police Ratios Top 1% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of the Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides Top 1% of the Pacific for Rudest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector #1 in the Pacific for Stupidest Citizens #1 in the world for Stupidest Citizens

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago

8 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
8 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, the Elvis is believed to be extinct.
8 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, women who display their ankles are shunned by society.
8 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, closed universities are currently being converted into MacDonald's restaurants.
8 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, criminals are executed and their property seized.
16 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
16 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
16 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
16 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, it is illegal to own a mobile phone.
16 days ago: Following new legislation in Feckface, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.