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“Moonbat Free Since '63”

The NYMWASOB Tribe of FASTERCAT is a massive, devout nation, ruled by Charlton Heston with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 4.835 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FASTERCAT City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, FASTERCAT's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FASTERCAT's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is TedNugentism, and its currency is the Duckie.

FASTERCAT is ranked 14th in the region and 2,199th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.