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“Moonbat Free Since '63”

The NYMWASOB Tribe of FASTERCAT is a massive, devout nation, ruled by Charlton Heston with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 4.128 billion hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FASTERCAT City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, FASTERCAT is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, and the government is avowedly secular. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FASTERCAT's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is TedNugentism, and its currency is the Duckie.

FASTERCAT is ranked 703rd in the region and 52,351st in the world for Highest Unemployment Rates.