Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Wonderful Paradise

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The Federation of Fashion Retail Academy is a colossal, devout nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.482 billion Fashion Retail Academyians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Education receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fashion Retail Academy City. Income tax is unheard of. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Children spout "ARF" involuntarily throughout the day, euthanasia is illegal, police officers ride the swiftest RAFS, and the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'. Crime is crippling. Fashion Retail Academy's national animal is the RAF, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the FRA.

Fashion Retail Academy is ranked 1st in Wonderful Paradise and 63,175th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 2 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 43 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Fashion Retail Academy, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'.
  • 43 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Fashion Retail Academy, police officers ride the swiftest RAFS.
  • 43 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Fashion Retail Academy, euthanasia is illegal.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Fashion Retail Academy, children spout "ARF" involuntarily throughout the day.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fashion Retail Academy, the government now pays the "Really Awesome Super Heroes" (RASH) to catch evildoers.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Fashion Retail Academy, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen.
  • 4 days ago: Fashion Retail Academy fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Fashion Retail Academy, the ban on cars has been repealed.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Fashion Retail Academy, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • 7 days ago: Fashion Retail Academy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 5%).

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by Max Barry

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