Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Instigator

Location: Cuthard

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The Federation of Fashion Retail Academy is a huge, devout nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 972 million, all of whom are zombies, Fashion Retail Academyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Education receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fashion Retail Academy City. Income tax is unheard of. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, prison visits increase substantially during election years, and criminals are thrown to the RAFS to repay their debt to society. Crime is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Fashion Retail Academy's national animal is the RAF, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the FRA.

Fashion Retail Academy is ranked 2nd in Cuthard and 114,023rd in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -23 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Fashion Retail Academy is currently considering its options.

People: 0

Zombies: 972,243,589

Dead: 5,882,932,209

Survival Rate: 0.00%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 2 hours ago

  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fashion Retail Academy, criminals are thrown to the RAFS to repay their debt to society.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fashion Retail Academy, prison visits increase substantially during election years.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Fashion Retail Academy's influence in Cuthard rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fashion Retail Academy, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fashion Retail Academy, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fashion Retail Academy, fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fashion Retail Academy, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Fashion Retail Academy, unemployment rates have skyrocketed as businesses abandon the country in search of cheap labour.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Fashion Retail Academy, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Fashion Retail Academy, concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule.

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by Max Barry

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