Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: Cuthard

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The Federation of Fashion Retail Academy is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.026 billion Fashion Retail Academyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Education receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fashion Retail Academy City. Income tax is unheard of. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', government spending has hit an all-time low, citizens must pay to enjoy Fashion Retail Academy's pristine beaches, and insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways. Crime is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Fashion Retail Academy's national animal is the RAF, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the FRA.

Fashion Retail Academy is ranked 1st in Cuthard and 43,227th in the world for Nudest, with 160 Cheeks per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 9 hours ago

  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fashion Retail Academy, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fashion Retail Academy, citizens must pay to enjoy Fashion Retail Academy's pristine beaches.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fashion Retail Academy, government spending has hit an all-time low.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fashion Retail Academy, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Fashion Retail Academy's influence in Cuthard rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Fashion Retail Academy, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Fashion Retail Academy, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Fashion Retail Academy, Fashion Retail Academy has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Fashion Retail Academy, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Fashion Retail Academy, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.

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by Max Barry

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