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“Welcome to the Bryant Street theater”

The Left ear canal of Farking Placeholder is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.379 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Commerce, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 6%. A substantial private sector is dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry.

Crime is a serious problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Farking Placeholder's national animal is the bear, and its currency is the yen.

Farking Placeholder is ranked 1st in the region and 37,543rd in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.