The Robot Automata of Farfelarf is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader-Bot Mk XVII with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 36.633 billion Sporks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Awesome City. The average income tax rate is 54.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sporkish economy, worth a remarkable 5,827 trillion Sharkeys a year, is extremely specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,066 Sharkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and frisbee games on college quadrangles are grounds for expulsion. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Farfelarf's national animal is the Black Mage, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a la carte.

Farfelarf is ranked 292,279^th in the world and 1^st in Pyoko for Lowest Crime Rates, with 8.27 law-abiding acts per hour.