NationStates | The Occupying Forces of Farfel the Dog

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“Where Chaos is not a theory ! It's a Lifestyle.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights: Some	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Outlawed

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Canada

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The Occupying Forces of Farfel the Dog is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Oberfuhrer Buck Landslide with an iron fist, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.437 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deadkitty . The average income tax rate is 98%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The new hit series "Farfel the Dog's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Farfel the Dog Blood Tithe, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farfel the Dog's national animal is the cybernetic schnauzer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Church of Sciencolliegee, and its currency is the Chewtoy.

Farfel the Dog is ranked 51st in Canada and 11,952nd in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 59 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 5% of Canada for Most Corrupt Governments Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments Top 10% of the world for Largest Defense Forces Top 10% of Canada for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 10% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 5% of Canada for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 10% of Canada for Most Beautiful Environments Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments Top 10% of Canada for Largest Public Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Sector Top 1% of the world for Most Developed Top 5% of Canada for Most Developed Top 5% of Canada for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 5% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 10% of Canada for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 1% of the world for Most Influential Top 5% of Canada for Most Influential Top 10% of Canada for Longest Average Lifespans Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans Top 10% of Canada for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 1% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of Canada for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations Top 5% of Canada for Largest Public Transport Department Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Safest Top 5% of Canada for Safest Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 5% of Canada for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 5% of the world for Best Weather Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

20 hours ago: Farfel the Dog was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Farfel the Dog, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Farfel the Dog, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Farfel the Dog, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Farfel the Dog Blood Tithe.
3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Farfel the Dog, the new hit series "Farfel the Dog's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country.
3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Farfel the Dog, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.
16 days ago: Following new legislation in Farfel the Dog, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
16 days ago: Following new legislation in Farfel the Dog, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
16 days ago: Following new legislation in Farfel the Dog, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner.
16 days ago: Following new legislation in Farfel the Dog, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.