Most Subsidized Industry: 211th Most Inclusive: 256th Most Efficient Economies: 292nd
The Outlandish Lands of
Democratic Socialists
Fun, Conflagration, DANGER
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Outlandish Lands of Farfadillis is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by the Federal Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.804 billion Farves are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ferdullaele. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Farf economy, worth a remarkable 1,784 trillion feardalliss a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 182,031 feardalliss, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction, voting is compulsory, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farfadillis's national animal is the flying jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is animism.

Farfadillis is ranked 85,186th in the world and 46th in Atlantian Oceania for Most Conservative, scoring 45.38 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Most Subsidized Industry: 211thMost Inclusive: 256thMost Efficient Economies: 292ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 315thMost Developed: 331stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 398thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 473rdMost Advanced Public Education: 592ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 661stLongest Average Lifespans: 712thHealthiest Citizens: 783rdHighest Poor Incomes: 793rdMost Pacifist: 847thLargest Governments: 902ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,060thMost Income Equality: 1,195thSafest: 1,219thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,230thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,297thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,542ndTop
Nicest Citizens: 1,697thSmartest Citizens: 1,737thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,964thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,104thLowest Crime Rates: 2,148thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,197thBest Weather: 2,230thMost Secular: 2,650thMost Cultured: 2,853rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,425thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,764thMost Stationary: 4,283rdHighest Economic Output: 4,963rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,709thHighest Average Incomes: 5,958thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,322ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,664thTop
Most Influential: 8,415thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,287thLargest Populations: 12,378th
Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Farfadillis, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • : Following new legislation in Farfadillis, voting is compulsory.
  • : Farfadillis was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Farfadillis, firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction.
  • : Farfadillis was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Farfadillis, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
  • : Following new legislation in Farfadillis, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Farfadillis, jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is.
  • : Following new legislation in Farfadillis, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
  • : Following new legislation in Farfadillis, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.


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