The Extremely Dysfunctional Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Fun, Conflagration, DANGER
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Extremely Dysfunctional Land of Farfadillis is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by a somewhat insane council with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 7.459 billion Farves have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ferdullaele. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Farf economy, worth a remarkable 1,134 trillion feardalli a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,031 feardalli, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, 90% of active duty FAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, and unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farfadillis's national animal is the flying jellyfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is agnosticism.

Farfadillis is ranked 66th in Atlantian Oceania and 107,009th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 6 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Farfadillis, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Farfadillis, 90% of active duty FAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
  • : Following new legislation in Farfadillis, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • : Following new legislation in Farfadillis, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Farfadillis, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Farf bee.
  • : Farfadillis fell out of the world Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Farfadillis, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned flying jellyfishball fields.
  • : Following new legislation in Farfadillis, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • : Following new legislation in Farfadillis, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Farfadillis, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.

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