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The Republic of Fallen Apples

“Never try, never fail.”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the West Pacific

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The Republic of Fallen Apples is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by His Most Gracious Majesty with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 14.213 billion Fallen Applesians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fallen Apples City. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, criminals are thrown to the corgi puppies to repay their debt to society, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, and senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fallen Apples's national animal is the corgi puppy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the cute girl's number.

Fallen Apples is ranked 1st in the West Pacific and 7th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 545 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 14 hours ago

  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, criminals are thrown to the corgi puppies to repay their debt to society.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, meat-eating is frowned upon.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, all forms of advertising are banned.
  • 7 days ago: Fallen Apples was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, the government has been kicking out foreign corporations in a bid to grow enough food for the populace.

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