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The Republic of Fallen Apples

“Never try, never fail.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the West Pacific

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The Republic of Fallen Apples is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by His Most Gracious Majesty with an even hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 12.715 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fallen Apples City. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

The nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else, and protests are legal but strictly supervised. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fallen Apples's national animal is the corgi puppy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the cute girl's number.

Fallen Apples is ranked 4,432nd in the West Pacific and 117,827th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -21 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Fallen Apples was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.

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