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The Republic of Fallen Apples

“Never try, never fail.”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the West Pacific

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The Republic of Fallen Apples is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by His Most Gracious Majesty with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 14.412 billion Fallen Applesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fallen Apples City. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Fallen Applesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,332 trillion cute girl's numbers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 231,250 cute girl's numbers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, citizens select which government department gets their income tax cute girl's numbers each year, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fallen Apples's national animal is the corgi puppy, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fallen Apples is ranked 2nd in the West Pacific and 294th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3,326.45 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, military spending is on the increase.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, citizens select which government department gets their income tax cute girl's numbers each year.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Fallen Apples was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, corgi puppies are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way'.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Fallen Apples's radio stations.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, voting is voluntary.

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