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The Republic of Fallen Apples

“Never try, never fail.”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the West Pacific

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The Republic of Fallen Apples is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by His Most Gracious Majesty with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 13.855 billion Fallen Applesians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fallen Apples City. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, the government has been kicking out foreign corporations in a bid to grow enough food for the populace, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fallen Apples's national animal is the corgi puppy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the cute girl's number.

Fallen Apples is ranked 7th in the West Pacific and 599th in the world for Best Weather, with 583 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Fallen Apples was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, the government has been kicking out foreign corporations in a bid to grow enough food for the populace.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • 4 days ago: Fallen Apples was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, Corgi puppy is one of the most popular forenames in Fallen Apples.

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