The Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Never try, never fail.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Republic of Fallen Apples is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by His Most Gracious Majesty with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.933 billion Fallen Applesians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fallen Apples City. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Fallen Applesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,617 trillion cute girl's numbers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 242,242 cute girl's numbers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, drunk drivers are sentenced to death, and it's always rabbit season. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fallen Apples's national animal is the corgi puppy, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fallen Apples is ranked 4,730th in the West Pacific and 116,504th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 22 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 22 hours ago

  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, it's always rabbit season.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in His Most Gracious Majesty's bedroom.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up'.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Fallen Apples, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.

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