The Sentient Beings of Falconias III is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.371 billion Falconias IIIians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Environment. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.5%.

The very strong Falconias IIIian economy, worth 618 trillion cd-rs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Average income is 40,270 cd-rs, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and military barracks resemble five-star hotels. Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Falconias III's national animal is the cannablistic microwave, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Falconias III is ranked 190,250^th in the world and 2,669^th in Artificial Solar System for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.56 law-abiding acts per hour.