Most Efficient Economies: 441st Most Stationary: 499th Highest Economic Output: 693rd
The Free Kingdom of
Capitalizt
Altus, Ferus, Fidelis
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The Free Kingdom of Falcania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Falcon IV with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 25.115 billion Falcanians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of High Roost. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Falcon's economy, worth a remarkable 5,453 trillion decimalised Talons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 217,145 decimalised Talons, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, a performance of the hit musical "Mamma Tua" has been delayed after squatters were found sleeping in the orchestra pit, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport, and young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Falcania's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Falcania is ranked 179,986th in the world and 68th in Atlantian Oceania for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 1.04 Missed References Per Hour.

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Most Efficient Economies: 441stMost Stationary: 499thHighest Economic Output: 693rdMost Influential: 832ndRudest Citizens: 992ndLargest Populations: 1,276thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,286thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,375thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,854thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,973rdFattest Citizens: 2,258thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,294thLargest Retail Industry: 2,393rdHighest Crime Rates: 2,865thMost Armed: 3,057thMost Avoided: 3,087thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,092ndLargest Mining Sector: 3,219thHighest Average Incomes: 3,235thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,247thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,254thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,477thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,595thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,312thMost Secular: 4,746thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,201stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,380thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,953rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,970thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,114thHighest Drug Use: 6,120thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,326thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,910thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,951stLargest Black Market: 9,256thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,416thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 9,670thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,926thSmartest Citizens: 12,175thMost Cultured: 13,379thMost Pro-Market: 15,497thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,343rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,043rd
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Falcania, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
  • : Following new legislation in Falcania, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Falcania, a performance of the hit musical "Mamma Tua" has been delayed after squatters were found sleeping in the orchestra pit.
  • : Following new legislation in Falcania, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets.
  • : Following new legislation in Falcania, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone.
  • : Following new legislation in Falcania, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.
  • : Following new legislation in Falcania, tantrum-throwing toddlers are regularly imprisoned on assault charges.
  • : Following new legislation in Falcania, the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up'.
  • : Following new legislation in Falcania, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education.
  • : Falcania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and the Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

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