Highest Wealthy Incomes: 383rd Most Efficient Economies: 423rd Most Stationary: 480th
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The Free Kingdom of Falcania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Falcon IV with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, flagrant waste-dumping, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 26.002 billion Falcanians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of High Roost. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Falcon's economy, worth a remarkable 6,446 trillion decimalised Talons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 247,913 decimalised Talons, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,039,191 per year while the poor average 6,304, a ratio of 323 to 1.

International war-crimes are good for business and business is booming, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, and annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Falcania's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Falcania is ranked 3,008th in the world and 2nd in Atlantian Oceania for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 268.93 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 383rdMost Efficient Economies: 423rdMost Stationary: 480thHighest Economic Output: 549thRudest Citizens: 590thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 790thMost Armed: 862ndMost Influential: 909thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,135thLargest Populations: 1,254thHighest Crime Rates: 1,297thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,487thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,532ndTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 1,669thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,670thLargest Retail Industry: 1,704thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,816thFattest Citizens: 1,832ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,025thMost Avoided: 2,107thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,166thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,306thLargest Mining Sector: 2,331stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,334thHighest Average Incomes: 2,394thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,008thMost Pro-Market: 3,807thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,889thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,466thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,690thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,997thHighest Drug Use: 5,219thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,394thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,510thMost Secular: 6,520thNudest: 7,228thTop
Largest Black Market: 8,413thMost Cultured: 9,537thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,548thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,122ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,705thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,216thSmartest Citizens: 13,246th
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the region

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