The Nationalist Federation of
Anarchy
Labore et Honore
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Nationalist Federation of Faikliren is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Violet Fromseto with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.529 billion Faiklirians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Piérz-Montiel Federal District. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Faiklirian economy, worth a remarkable 1,092 trillion Federal Dinaras a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 241,184 Federal Dinaras, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', the Father of the House has been in office just shy of a fortnight, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Faikliren's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Faikliren is ranked 1st in Armagedox and 7,965th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 11 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Faikliren, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 15 hours ago: Faikliren was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Healthiest Citizens.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Faikliren, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Faikliren, the Father of the House has been in office just shy of a fortnight.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Faikliren, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Faikliren, streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Faikliren, Faikliren has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Faikliren, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Faikliren, procrastination is a national sport.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Faikliren, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.

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