Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,906th Largest Mining Sector: 8,122nd Most Ignorant Citizens: 9,173rd
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The Incorporated States of F1 Loving Insomniacs Not So Secret Spies is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.438 billion F1 Loving Insomniacs Not So Secret Spiesians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Industry and Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.3%.

The powerhouse F1 Loving Insomniacs Not So Secret Spiesian economy, worth 434 trillion Buttons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 46,090 Buttons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 153,404 per year while the poor average 10,318, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. F1 Loving Insomniacs Not So Secret Spies's national animal is the Webber, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

F1 Loving Insomniacs Not So Secret Spies is ranked 113,311th in the world and 3rd in 00000000000000000000000 for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring zero on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,906thLargest Mining Sector: 8,122ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 9,173rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,886thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,368thLargest Populations: 13,238thMost Pro-Market: 14,091stMost Conservative: 14,385th

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