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The Republic of EzeCain

“A New Beginning”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Coalition of Catholic States

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The Republic of EzeCain is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Cain with a fair hand, and remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.008 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Defence and Law & Order receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of EzeCain City. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Book Publishing and Soda Sales.

Waste is frequently shipped to other countries, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The EzeCain City Times is sold out, children are sent to either religious or secular schools, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Cain's bedroom. Crime is totally unknown. EzeCain's national animal is the Individual, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Quayan.

EzeCain is ranked 97th in Coalition of Catholic States and 111,979th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -5 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 14 hours ago

  • 10 days ago: EzeCain was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 5%).
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in EzeCain, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Cain's bedroom.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in EzeCain, children are sent to either religious or secular schools.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in EzeCain, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The EzeCain City Times is sold out.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in EzeCain, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in EzeCain, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • 14 days ago: EzeCain was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments (last census: #1).
  • 18 days ago: EzeCain was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Healthiest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in EzeCain, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in EzeCain, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.

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