Location: Coalition of Catholic States

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Republic of EzeCain is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Cain with a fair hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 3.007 billion are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Social Equality and Social Welfare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of EzeCain City. The average income tax rate is 96%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Euthanasia is illegal, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', and private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots. Crime is totally unknown. EzeCain's national animal is the Individual, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Quayan.

EzeCain is ranked 3rd in Coalition of Catholic States and 5,589th in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 97 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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NationStates by Max Barry, author of and