The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Great and Mighty Exxos with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 24.176 billion Exxosians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Administration, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exxosia Central City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Exxosian economy, worth an astonishing 11,327 trillion Xosars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 468,550 Xosars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,362,764 per year while the poor average 51,802, a ratio of 45.6 to 1.

Pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, much of Exxosia's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, male tourists tend to be fearful of Exxosia's deadly femme fatales, and nano-Exxosian void hawks are the current fad sweeping the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Exxosia's national animal is the Exxosian void hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is not applicable.

Exxosia is ranked 294,432^nd in the world and 34^th in Antarctic Oasis for Lowest Crime Rates, with 0.91 law-abiding acts per hour.