Evil Wolf was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 169
The Hostis Humani Generis of
Father Knows Best State
Mean People Do Mean Things [LWU]
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Hostis Humani Generis of Evil Wolf is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.566 billion Evil Wolfians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The very strong Evil Wolfian economy, worth a remarkable 1,970 trillion black teeth a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Average income is 87,338 black teeth, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region, Evil Wolf is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Wolf's national animal is the dark wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Evil Wolf is ranked 119th in Lone Wolves United and 112,196th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 10 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Evil Wolf was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates (last census: #1).
  • : Evil Wolf was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Devout (last census: #1).
  • : Evil Wolf was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Populations (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Evil Wolf was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Evil Wolf was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Evil Wolf was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Evil Wolf was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Evil Wolf fell out of the world Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Evil Wolf was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Evil Wolf was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Influential.

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