Evil Wolf was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 169
Largest Populations: 1,634th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,310th Highest Economic Output: 3,613th
The Hostis Humani Generis of
Father Knows Best State
Mean People Do Mean Things [LWU]
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Hostis Humani Generis of Evil Wolf is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its national health service, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.998 billion Evil Wolves are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scardinograd. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The very strong Evil Wolf economy, worth a remarkable 2,082 trillion black teeth a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Average income is 86,786 black teeth, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Evil Wolf is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, school uniforms are compulsory, and Evil Wolf has designated Scardinograd as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Wolf's national animal is the dark wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Evil Wolf is ranked 157,060th in the world and 38th in Lone Wolves United for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 1.62 Missed References Per Hour.

Largest Populations: 1,634thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,310thHighest Economic Output: 3,613thMost Influential: 4,271stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,318thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,127thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,303rdLargest Welfare Programs: 7,973rdSafest: 8,824thLowest Crime Rates: 8,868thLargest Governments: 9,320thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,035thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,610thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,916thHighest Drug Use: 13,808thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,297thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,267thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,146thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,233rd
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the region

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