The Utterly Awesomenessismatron of Evil Personz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Doctor Mad with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.876 billion Evil Personzians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sin City Las Vegas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.6%.
The all-consuming Evil Personzian economy, worth a remarkable 3,319 trillion Human Bloods a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 196,707 Human Bloods, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 964,082 per year while the poor average 22,998, a ratio of 41.9 to 1.
Dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and all news sources are under strict government control. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Evil Personz's national animal is the Flying Evil Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Discordianism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Evil Personz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- : Evil Personz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Evil Personz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and the Top 5% for Most Influential, Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, Largest Soda Pop Sector, and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Evil Personz published "Hell's Bells Issue XIX: The Seventh Son" (Factbook: Culture).
- : Evil Personz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Evil Personz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Evil Personz published "Hell's Bells Issue XVIII: Satan Lend Me A Dollar" (Factbook: Culture).
- : Evil Personz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and the Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Evil Personz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : Evil Personz published "Hell's Bells Issue XVII: Beat The Devil's Tattoo (Black Hawks' Plot Revealed)" (Factbook: Culture).