“I bring you pain, the kind you can't suffer quietly...”
|Category: Corporate Police State|
Regional Influence: Vassal
The Utterly Awesomenessismatron of Evil Personz is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Doctor Mad with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.503 billion Evil Personzians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sin City Las Vegas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.
Dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and all news sources are under strict government control. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Evil Personz's national animal is the Flying Evil Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Discordianism, and its currency is the Human Blood.
Most Recent Government Activity: 24 days ago
- 15 days ago: Evil Personz was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan.
- 38 days ago: Evil Personz was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- 48 days ago: Evil Personz was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Extreme (last census: Top 10%).
- 54 days ago: Evil Personz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 5%).
- 56 days ago: Evil Personz fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- 98 days ago: Evil Personz fell out of the regional Top 10% for Shortest Average Lifespan.
- 104 days ago: Evil Personz fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Mining Sector.
- 124 days ago: Evil Personz fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Devout.
- 127 days ago: Evil Personz's influence in Hell rose from "Minnow" to "Vassal".
- 128 days ago: Evil Personz relocated from Underworld to Hell.