The Utterly Awesomenessismatron of Evil Personz is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Doctor Mad with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.581 billion Evil Personzians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sin City Las Vegas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.6%.
The all-consuming Evil Personzian economy, worth a remarkable 2,639 trillion Human Bloods a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 194,334 Human Bloods, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 963,035 per year while the poor average 22,237, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.
Dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and all news sources are under strict government control. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Evil Personz's national animal is the Flying Evil Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Discordianism.
Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 11 hours ago
- 3 days 11 hours ago: Evil Personz published "Hell's Bells Issue V: Sympathy For The Devil" (Factbook: Culture).
- 5 days ago: Evil Personz fell out of the regional Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- 17 days ago: Evil Personz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Stupidest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
- 24 days ago: Evil Personz published "Hell's Bells Issue IV: Have ya heard?" (Factbook: Culture).
- 38 days ago: Evil Personz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential (last census: Top 10%).
- 38 days ago: Evil Personz published "Hell's Bells Issue III: Drink with the Devil" (Factbook: Culture).
- 50 days ago: Evil Personz fell out of the world Top 5% for Largest Publishing Industry.
- 57 days ago: Evil Personz was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Primitive (last census: Top 10%).
- 57 days ago: Evil Personz published "Hell's Bells Issue II: Lust For Life" (Factbook: Culture).
- 59 days ago: Evil Personz fell out of the world Top 5% for Largest Information Technology Sector.