Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,257th Largest Mining Sector: 1,569th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,838th
The Utterly Awesomenessismatron of
Corporate Police State
I bring you pain, the kind you can't suffer quietly...
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Vassal
Lucifer's Shadow
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Utterly Awesomenessismatron of Evil Personz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Doctor Mad with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory gun ownership, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.795 billion Evil Personzians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sin City Las Vegas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.6%.

The all-consuming Evil Personzian economy, worth a remarkable 3,106 trillion Human Bloods a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 196,707 Human Bloods, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 964,082 per year while the poor average 22,998, a ratio of 41.9 to 1.

Dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and all news sources are under strict government control. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Evil Personz's national animal is the Flying Evil Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Discordianism.

Evil Personz is ranked 192,634th in the world and 58th in Hell for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 8.11 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,257thLargest Mining Sector: 1,569thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,838thHighest Economic Output: 1,876thTop
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Most Primitive: 2,008thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,037thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,062ndLargest Black Market: 2,079thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,202ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,501stFattest Citizens: 2,585thMost Avoided: 3,069thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,162ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,410thHighest Average Incomes: 4,362ndMost Conservative: 4,364thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,720thMost Extreme: 4,720thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,044thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,156thMost Devout: 5,253rdLargest Populations: 5,253rdLargest Retail Industry: 5,838thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,520thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,604thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,674thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,921stMost Influential: 8,215thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,101stTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,903rdMost Armed: 13,557thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,595thMost Stationary: 14,367thLowest Crime Rates: 14,559thMost Pro-Market: 15,758th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the region

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