Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,349th Largest Mining Sector: 1,597th Highest Economic Output: 1,912th
The Utterly Awesomenessismatron of
Corporate Police State
I bring you pain, the kind you can't suffer quietly...
Regional Influence
Lucifer's Shadow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Utterly Awesomenessismatron of Evil Personz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Doctor Mad with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.506 billion Evil Personzians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sin City Las Vegas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.6%.

The all-consuming Evil Personzian economy, worth a remarkable 3,246 trillion Human Bloods a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 196,707 Human Bloods, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 964,082 per year while the poor average 22,998, a ratio of 41.9 to 1.

Dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and all news sources are under strict government control. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Evil Personz's national animal is the Flying Evil Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Discordianism.

Evil Personz is ranked 97,028th in the world and 32nd in Hell for Highest Poor Incomes, with 22,393.43 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,349thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 1,597thHighest Economic Output: 1,912thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,937thMost Primitive: 2,111thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,130thLargest Black Market: 2,177thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,193rdLargest Insurance Industry: 2,275thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,635thMost Conservative: 2,741stFattest Citizens: 2,773rdMost Avoided: 3,197thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,383rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,545thMost Extreme: 4,427thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,613thHighest Average Incomes: 4,809thLargest Populations: 5,061stMost Devout: 5,428thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,433rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,960thLargest Retail Industry: 6,901stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,950thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,421stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,672ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,732ndTop
Most Influential: 8,471stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,888thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,152ndMost Stationary: 13,139thMost Armed: 13,279thLowest Crime Rates: 14,887thMost Pro-Market: 14,898th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the region

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