Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,374th Largest Mining Sector: 1,615th Highest Economic Output: 1,898th
The Utterly Awesomenessismatron of
Corporate Police State
I bring you pain, the kind you can't suffer quietly...
Regional Influence
Lucifer's Shadow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Utterly Awesomenessismatron of Evil Personz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Doctor Mad with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.876 billion Evil Personzians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sin City Las Vegas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.6%.

The all-consuming Evil Personzian economy, worth a remarkable 3,319 trillion Human Bloods a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 196,707 Human Bloods, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 964,082 per year while the poor average 22,998, a ratio of 41.9 to 1.

Dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and all news sources are under strict government control. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Evil Personz's national animal is the Flying Evil Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Discordianism.

Evil Personz is ranked 28,796th in the world and 24th in Hell for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,374thLargest Mining Sector: 1,615thHighest Economic Output: 1,898thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,978thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,148thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,206thLargest Black Market: 2,223rdLargest Insurance Industry: 2,285thMost Primitive: 2,330thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,687thFattest Citizens: 2,811thMost Conservative: 2,834thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,175thMost Avoided: 3,231stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,355thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,549thHighest Average Incomes: 4,894thLargest Populations: 5,018thMost Extreme: 5,066thMost Devout: 5,472ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,568thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,355thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,264thLargest Retail Industry: 7,540thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,191stLargest Gambling Industry: 8,219thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,601stMost Influential: 8,664thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,164thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,391stMost Stationary: 12,078thMost Armed: 14,169thLowest Crime Rates: 15,053rdMost Pro-Market: 18,516th
Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the region

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