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The Utterly Awesomenessismatron of Evil Personz

“I bring you pain, the kind you can't suffer quietly...”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Hell

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The Utterly Awesomenessismatron of Evil Personz is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Doctor Mad with an iron fist, and notable for its superstitious fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.052 billion Evil Personzians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sin City Las Vegas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.5%.

The all-consuming Evil Personzian economy, worth a remarkable 2,545 trillion Human Bloods a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 195,005 Human Bloods, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 966,360 per year while the poor average 22,314, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

Dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and all news sources are under strict government control. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Evil Personz's national animal is the Flying Evil Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Discordianism.

Evil Personz is ranked 8th in Hell and 2,041st in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 7 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 26 days ago

  • 32 days ago: Evil Personz was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Conservative (last census: Top 5%).
  • 34 days ago: Evil Personz fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • 35 days ago: Evil Personz fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 40 days ago: Evil Personz was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • 45 days ago: Evil Personz was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 47 days ago: Evil Personz was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Armed.
  • 51 days ago: Evil Personz's influence in Hell fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
  • 52 days ago: Evil Personz's influence in Hell rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • 58 days ago: Evil Personz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Stupidest Citizens (last census: Top 1%).
  • 71 days ago: Evil Personz was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Primitive (last census: Top 5%).

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