Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,324th Largest Mining Sector: 1,587th Highest Economic Output: 1,898th
The Utterly Awesomenessismatron of
Corporate Police State
I bring you pain, the kind you can't suffer quietly...
Regional Influence
Lucifer's Shadow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Utterly Awesomenessismatron of Evil Personz is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Doctor Mad with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.153 billion Evil Personzians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sin City Las Vegas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.6%.

The all-consuming Evil Personzian economy, worth a remarkable 3,177 trillion Human Bloods a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 196,707 Human Bloods, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 964,082 per year while the poor average 22,998, a ratio of 41.9 to 1.

Dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and all news sources are under strict government control. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Evil Personz's national animal is the Flying Evil Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Discordianism.

Evil Personz is ranked 2,140th in the world and 6th in Hell for Largest Black Market, with 326 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,324thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 1,587thHighest Economic Output: 1,898thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,949thMost Primitive: 2,001stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,115thLargest Black Market: 2,140thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,166thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,240thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,571stFattest Citizens: 2,732ndMost Avoided: 3,150thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,328thMost Conservative: 3,368thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,519thMost Extreme: 3,813thHighest Average Incomes: 4,637thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,731stLargest Populations: 5,177thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,330thMost Devout: 5,403rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,634thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,421stLargest Retail Industry: 6,596thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,189thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,476thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 7,670thMost Influential: 8,455thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,178thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,389thMost Pro-Market: 12,650thMost Armed: 12,767thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,909thMost Stationary: 13,743rdLowest Crime Rates: 14,926th
Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the region

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