Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,355th Largest Mining Sector: 1,608th Highest Economic Output: 1,912th
The Utterly Awesomenessismatron of
Corporate Police State
I bring you pain, the kind you can't suffer quietly...
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Vassal
Lucifer's Shadow
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Utterly Awesomenessismatron of Evil Personz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Doctor Mad with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, vat-grown people, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.7 billion Evil Personzians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sin City Las Vegas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.6%.

The all-consuming Evil Personzian economy, worth a remarkable 3,285 trillion Human Bloods a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 196,707 Human Bloods, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 964,082 per year while the poor average 22,998, a ratio of 41.9 to 1.

Dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and all news sources are under strict government control. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Evil Personz's national animal is the Flying Evil Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Discordianism.

Evil Personz is ranked 29,684th in the world and 19th in Hell for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 3,477.57 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,355thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 1,608thHighest Economic Output: 1,912thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,944thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,132ndMost Primitive: 2,179thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,182ndLargest Black Market: 2,208thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,270thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,637thMost Conservative: 2,688thFattest Citizens: 2,786thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,194thMost Avoided: 3,204thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,387thMost Extreme: 4,563rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,578thHighest Average Incomes: 4,871stLargest Populations: 4,996thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,465thMost Devout: 5,466thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,038thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,978thLargest Retail Industry: 7,275thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,595thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,804thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,822ndMost Influential: 8,602ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,888thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,161stMost Stationary: 12,482ndMost Armed: 13,376thLowest Crime Rates: 14,928thMost Pro-Market: 15,068th
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Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the region

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