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The Utterly Awesomenessismatron of Evil Personz

“I bring you pain, the kind you can't suffer quietly...”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Hell

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The Utterly Awesomenessismatron of Evil Personz is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Doctor Mad with an iron fist, and remarkable for its suspicion of poets. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.386 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sin City Las Vegas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and all news sources are under strict government control. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Evil Personz's national animal is the Flying Evil Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Discordianism, and its currency is the Human Blood.

Evil Personz is ranked 9th in Hell and 1,928th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 11 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 1 hour ago

  • 8 days ago: Evil Personz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 10%).
  • 9 days ago: Evil Personz fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • 14 days ago: Evil Personz's influence in Hell fell from "Vassal" to "Minnow".
  • 16 days ago: Evil Personz fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 17 days ago: Evil Personz's influence in Hell rose from "Minnow" to "Vassal".
  • 20 days ago: Evil Personz fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 20 days ago: Evil Personz's influence in Hell fell from "Vassal" to "Minnow".
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Evil Personz, all news sources are under strict government control.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Evil Personz, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Evil Personz, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.

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