Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,359th Largest Mining Sector: 1,595th Highest Economic Output: 1,898th
The Utterly Awesomenessismatron of
Corporate Police State
I bring you pain, the kind you can't suffer quietly...
Regional Influence
Vassal
Lucifer's Shadow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Utterly Awesomenessismatron of Evil Personz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Doctor Mad with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, enslaved workforce, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.342 billion Evil Personzians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sin City Las Vegas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.6%.

The all-consuming Evil Personzian economy, worth a remarkable 3,214 trillion Human Bloods a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 196,707 Human Bloods, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 964,082 per year while the poor average 22,998, a ratio of 41.9 to 1.

Dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and all news sources are under strict government control. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Evil Personz's national animal is the Flying Evil Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Discordianism.

Evil Personz is ranked 137,630th in the world and 51st in Hell for Most Developed, scoring 46.13 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,359thLargest Mining Sector: 1,595thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 1,898thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,922ndMost Primitive: 2,063rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,127thLargest Black Market: 2,171stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,178thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,279thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,635thFattest Citizens: 2,752ndMost Avoided: 3,202ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,347thMost Conservative: 3,493rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,513thMost Extreme: 4,338thHighest Average Incomes: 4,694thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,720thLargest Populations: 5,063rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,400thMost Devout: 5,422ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,754thLargest Retail Industry: 6,678thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,963rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,087thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,235thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,489thMost Influential: 8,371stTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,844thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,210thMost Armed: 12,537thMost Stationary: 13,342ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,178thMost Pro-Market: 14,252ndLowest Crime Rates: 14,886th
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Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the region

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