“I bring you pain, the kind you can't suffer quietly...”
|Category: Corporate Police State|
Regional Influence: Minnow
The Utterly Awesomenessismatron of Evil Personz is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Doctor Mad with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.535 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sin City Las Vegas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.
Evil Personz's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, Evil Personz-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, and society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Evil Personz's national animal is the Flying Evil Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Discordianism, and its currency is the Human Blood.
Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days ago
- 4 days ago: Evil Personz fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- 5 days ago: Evil Personz fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Defense Forces.
- 13 days ago: Evil Personz fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- 14 days ago: Evil Personz fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- 19 days ago: Evil Personz was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extreme (last census: Top 5%).
- 21 days ago: Evil Personz fell out of the regional Top 10% for Fattest Citizens.
- 24 days ago: Evil Personz's influence in Hell fell from "Vassal" to "Minnow".
- 27 days ago: Evil Personz fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Mining Sector.
- 35 days ago: The People's Republic of Commander Samir was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from Evil Personz, infecting 1 million survivors.
- 35 days ago: Evil Personz's influence in Hell rose from "Minnow" to "Vassal".