The Utterly Awesomenessismatron of Evil Personz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Doctor Mad with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.175 billion Evil Personzians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sin City Las Vegas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.6%.
The all-consuming Evil Personzian economy, worth a remarkable 2,754 trillion Human Bloods a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 194,334 Human Bloods, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 963,035 per year while the poor average 22,237, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.
Dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and all news sources are under strict government control. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Evil Personz's national animal is the Flying Evil Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Discordianism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Evil Personz published "Hell's Bells Issue VIII: Devils Haircut" (Factbook: Culture).
- : Evil Personz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Stupidest Citizens (last census: Top 1%).
- : Evil Personz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 5%).
- : Evil Personz fell out of the world Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Evil Personz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential (last census: Top 5%).
- : Evil Personz published "Hell's Bells Issue VII: Ghost Riders in the Sky" (Factbook: Culture).
- : Evil Personz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 10%).
- : Evil Personz fell out of the world Top 5% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : Evil Personz published "Hell's Bells Issue VI: For Whom the Bell Tolls" (Factbook: Culture).
- : Evil Personz was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan.