Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,391st Largest Mining Sector: 1,644th Highest Economic Output: 1,910th
The Utterly Awesomenessismatron of
Corporate Police State
I bring you pain, the kind you can't suffer quietly...
Regional Influence
Vassal
Lucifer's Shadow
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Utterly Awesomenessismatron of Evil Personz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Doctor Mad with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.124 billion Evil Personzians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sin City Las Vegas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.6%.

The all-consuming Evil Personzian economy, worth a remarkable 3,368 trillion Human Bloods a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 196,707 Human Bloods, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 964,082 per year while the poor average 22,998, a ratio of 41.9 to 1.

Dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and all news sources are under strict government control. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Evil Personz's national animal is the Flying Evil Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Discordianism.

Evil Personz is ranked 14,673rd in the world and 7th in Hell for Most Armed, with 10.56 Weapons Per Person.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,391stLargest Mining Sector: 1,644thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 1,910thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,936thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,192ndLargest Black Market: 2,239thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,260thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,277thMost Primitive: 2,498thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,741stFattest Citizens: 2,840thMost Conservative: 2,991stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,138thMost Avoided: 3,304thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,319thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,521stLargest Populations: 4,944thHighest Average Incomes: 5,040thMost Extreme: 5,069thMost Devout: 5,528thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,685thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,693rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,200thLargest Retail Industry: 8,008thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,187thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,354thMost Influential: 8,893rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,956thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,289thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,446thMost Stationary: 11,623rdMost Armed: 14,673rdLowest Crime Rates: 14,886th
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Most Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the region

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