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Largest Insurance Industry: 385thLargest Gambling Industry: 542ndMost Stationary: 1,040th
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Evil Lord Sauron

Population29.195 billion

CapitalBarad-Dur
LeaderThe Ever Present Eye of Sauron
Faithevilness of evil Scientology

CurrencyMan Flesh
AnimalNazgul

The Evil version of Evil Lord Sauron is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Ever Present Eye of Sauron with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.195 billion Mordorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barad-Dur. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Evil Lord Sauronian economy, worth a remarkable 7,203 trillion Man Fleshes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 246,733 Man Fleshes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 751,431 per year while the poor average 62,876, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Evil Lord Sauron, and restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Evil Lord Sauron's national animal is the Nazgul, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is evilness of evil Scientology.

Evil Lord Sauron is ranked 305,108th in the world and 17th in Mordor for Most Cultured, scoring 13 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 385thLargest Gambling Industry: 542ndMost Stationary: 1,040thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,095thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,174thMost Avoided: 1,270thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,343rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,399thFattest Citizens: 1,431stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,536thHighest Economic Output: 1,700thLargest Mining Sector: 1,863rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,788thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,039thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,538thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,932ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,268thLargest Black Market: 4,533rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,657thLargest Populations: 4,824thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,921stMost Devout: 4,989thMost Influential: 5,137thHighest Average Incomes: 5,517thLargest Retail Industry: 5,705thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,659thRudest Citizens: 9,565thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,233rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 15,639thMost Armed: 16,711thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,371stMost Patriotic: 18,883rdLargest Governments: 23,031stMost Conservative: 26,415thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,163rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28,395th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the region

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