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The Christian Brotherhood of Everywheristan

“In God We Trust”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific


The Christian Brotherhood of Everywheristan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Karim Moubarak with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism. Its compassionate, cynical population of 3.533 billion are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Every DC. The average income tax rate is 95%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, and corporations are forbidden from employing outside the nation. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Everywheristan's national animal is the Phoenix, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Christianity, and its currency is the Gold.

Everywheristan is ranked 4,844th in The North Pacific and 114,857th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -507.75 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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