The Community of Europeian Welcoming Agency is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The cynical, devout population of 17.763 billion Europeian Welcomers are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 33.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Europeian Welcoming Agencyian economy, worth 436 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,591 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, Europeian Welcoming Agency's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Europeian Welcoming Agency's national animal is the Penguin.

Europeian Welcoming Agency is ranked 157,009^th in the world and 780^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.42 law-abiding acts per hour.