Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rd Most Avoided: 27th Most Corrupt Governments: 29th
The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of
Corporate Police State
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Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its conspicuous electricity pylons, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.027 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 16,145 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 645,110 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,150,212 per year while the poor average 75,958, a ratio of 41.5 to 1.

Door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for The Leader's office, contestants on Euraustralasamerica's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and labour strikes are routinely squashed by police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 88th in the world and 2nd in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 46,741.23 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rdMost Avoided: 27thMost Corrupt Governments: 29thMost Devout: 32ndLargest Insurance Industry: 33rdLargest Mining Sector: 34thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34thFattest Citizens: 38thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 42ndHighest Average Incomes: 54thHighest Economic Output: 61stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 72ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 74thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 83rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 88thLargest Gambling Industry: 99thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 122ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 136thLargest Agricultural Sector: 148thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 176thLargest Retail Industry: 187thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 210thMost Ignorant Citizens: 255thLowest Crime Rates: 362ndLargest Governments: 367thRudest Citizens: 459thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 733rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 794thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,042ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,048thMost Conservative: 1,085thTop
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Largest Populations: 1,558thHighest Drug Use: 2,011thMost Efficient Economies: 2,184thMost Stationary: 3,161stLargest Black Market: 3,539thMost Extreme: 4,347thMost Influential: 7,387thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,099thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,868thMost Pro-Market: 15,248th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Populations: 22nd in the regionMost Conservative: 31st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 40th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 44th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 54th in the regionLargest Black Market: 60th in the regionMost Stationary: 66th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 90th in the regionMost Extreme: 174th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 330th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 639th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 653rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 744th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Euraustralasamerica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, contestants on Euraustralasamerica's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for The Leader's office.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, a The North Pacific Tourist Association survey has rated Euraustralasamerica #1 for number twos.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, Euraustralasamericans must literally pay their respects to hear from their political representatives.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's pound reserves.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.

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