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The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica

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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.426 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 13,831 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 645,537 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,536,725 per year while the poor average 12,846, a ratio of 431 to 1.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure, online tourism reviews of Euraustralasamerica are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 1st in The North Pacific and 48th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 29 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 6 hours ago

  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, online tourism reviews of Euraustralasamerica are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, Chi-Town is a police state during international summits.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.
  • 6 days ago: Euraustralasamerica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 6 days ago: Euraustralasamerica was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.

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