Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 18th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd Most Devout: 24th
The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of
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The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, strictly enforced bedtime, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.184 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 16,527 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 683,391 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,467,644 per year while the poor average 41,177, a ratio of 108 to 1.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence, and immigrant herding has become a national pastime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 190,607th in the world and 11,190th in The North Pacific for Best Weather, with -4710 Meters Of Sunlight.

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 18thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22ndMost Devout: 24thMost Avoided: 26thMost Corrupt Governments: 26thFattest Citizens: 31stLargest Insurance Industry: 39thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 40thHighest Average Incomes: 42ndLargest Mining Sector: 48thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 49thHighest Economic Output: 50thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 54thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 81stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 82ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 99thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 101stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 101stLargest Gambling Industry: 126thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 147thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 149thLargest Agricultural Sector: 179thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 197thLargest Retail Industry: 224thMost Ignorant Citizens: 242ndLargest Governments: 328thRudest Citizens: 351stLowest Crime Rates: 369thMost Conservative: 459thMost Scientifically Advanced: 896thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,052ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,072ndLargest Populations: 1,589thTop
Most Extreme: 2,077thMost Efficient Economies: 2,247thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,352ndHighest Drug Use: 2,506thLargest Black Market: 3,242ndMost Stationary: 3,413thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,858thMost Pro-Market: 5,261stMost Influential: 7,372ndTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,202nd
Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Conservative: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 32nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Black Market: 53rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 54th in the regionMost Extreme: 74th in the regionMost Stationary: 75th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 87th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 100th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 139th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 182nd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 717th in the regionMost Influential: 928th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 992nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1,091st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the government is seen to favor Catholics.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.


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