The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of
Corporate Police State
Yvan eht nioj
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.596 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 13,773 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 637,803 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,689,203 per year while the poor average 9,519, a ratio of 597 to 1.

Organ donation is compulsory, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, chemically brainwashed citizens praise The Leader's name on an hourly basis, and fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 2nd in The North Pacific and 138th in the world for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 18 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, chemically brainwashed citizens praise The Leader's name on an hourly basis.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, organ donation is compulsory.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Euraustralasamerica was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: #1).
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, women who display their ankles are shunned by society.

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