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The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica

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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights: Unheard Of	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 17.729 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. The average income tax rate is 98%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Information Technology.

Criminals are executed and their property seized, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Chi-Town. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is the Cult of the Leader, and its currency is the pound.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 1st in The North Pacific and 31st in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 42 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Easter Eggs (2) #1 in The North Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 1% of The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens #1 in The North Pacific for Most Avoided Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided #1 in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector Top 1% of The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 5% of The North Pacific for Most Conservative Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative #1 in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments #1 in The North Pacific for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 1% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 1% of The North Pacific for Largest Defense Forces Top 1% of the world for Largest Defense Forces Top 1% of the world for Most Devout Top 1% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 1% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 5% of The North Pacific for Most Extreme Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme #1 in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens #1 in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Sector Top 5% of The North Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 10% of the world for Most Influential #1 in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry Top 1% of The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 1% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations Top 5% of The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market #1 in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides #1 in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 1% of The North Pacific for Safest Top 1% of the world for Safest #1 in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector #1 in The North Pacific for Stupidest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Stupidest Citizens

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

7 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Chi-Town.
7 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.
7 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
7 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, criminals are executed and their property seized.
13 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed.
13 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, funding for education has been redirected into the military.
13 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the booming slave trade is now government-funded.
43 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
43 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
43 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.