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The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica

“Yvan eht nioj”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 20.512 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Information Technology.

Police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold plated handcuffs, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government, churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings', and Euraustralasamerica-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is the Cult of the Leader, and its currency is the pound.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 1st in The North Pacific and 27th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 34 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 5 hours ago

  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, Euraustralasamerica-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings'.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold plated handcuffs.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country.
  • 8 days ago: Euraustralasamerica was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: #1).
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, citizens must pay to enjoy Euraustralasamerica's pristine beaches.

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