Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 22nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 27th Most Avoided: 27th
The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of
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The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, conspicuous electricity pylons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.681 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 16,966 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 687,417 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,479,372 per year while the poor average 41,799, a ratio of 107 to 1.

Funding for education has been redirected into the military, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, and government ministers claim to ride dragons to work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 168,456th in the world and 10,777th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 0.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 22ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27thMost Avoided: 27thMost Corrupt Governments: 27thMost Devout: 28thFattest Citizens: 35thLargest Insurance Industry: 42ndHighest Average Incomes: 42ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 42ndLargest Mining Sector: 50thHighest Economic Output: 50thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 52ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 54thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 83rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 89thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 103rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 105thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 106thLargest Gambling Industry: 125thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 150thLargest Agricultural Sector: 170thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 172ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 214thLargest Retail Industry: 219thMost Ignorant Citizens: 243rdLargest Governments: 354thLowest Crime Rates: 362ndMost Conservative: 403rdRudest Citizens: 442ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 992ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,042ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,214thLargest Populations: 1,585thTop
Most Extreme: 1,875thHighest Drug Use: 2,128thMost Efficient Economies: 2,183rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,361stMost Stationary: 3,251stLargest Black Market: 3,357thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,844thMost Pro-Market: 5,271stMost Influential: 7,388thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,598th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionMost Conservative: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 39th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Black Market: 55th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 57th in the regionMost Extreme: 63rd in the regionMost Stationary: 71st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 88th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 93rd in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 164th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 233rd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 788th in the regionMost Influential: 949th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, government ministers claim to ride dragons to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, funding for education has been redirected into the military.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • : Euraustralasamerica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace.
  • : Euraustralasamerica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.


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