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The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica

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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 21.196 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Information Technology.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, and strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is the Cult of the Leader, and its currency is the pound.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 4,837th in The North Pacific and 117,644th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -1,484 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 10 hours ago

  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, Euraustralasamerica's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.

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