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The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica

“Yvan eht nioj”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 20.831 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Information Technology.

Conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down, and a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is the Cult of the Leader, and its currency is the pound.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 4,465th in The North Pacific and 111,026th in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -21 on the Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 6 hours ago

  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.

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