The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of
Corporate Police State
Yvan eht nioj
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.484 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 14,643 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 651,297 pounds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,149,693 per year while the poor average 42,123, a ratio of 98.5 to 1.

Foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Euraustralasamerican bee, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 5,404th in The North Pacific and 119,441st in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, scoring -22 on the Inverse Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Euraustralasamerican bee.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, oracles predict landslide victories for The Leader for the next 50 years.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, god-fearing citizens can be seen in prayer circles around the Big Max impact crater.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.

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