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The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica

“Yvan eht nioj”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 19.747 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Information Technology.

Healthcare funding has been cut, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content, and terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is the Cult of the Leader, and its currency is the pound.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 4,586th in The North Pacific and 107,467th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 28 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, healthcare funding has been cut.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, nudity is frowned upon.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, daily newspapers are permitted to run only pro-government stories.
  • 23 days ago: Euraustralasamerica was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 5%).

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