The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of
Corporate Police State
Yvan eht nioj
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, flagrant waste-dumping, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.134 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 14,320 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 646,968 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,343,481 per year while the poor average 16,093, a ratio of 332 to 1.

The workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane, and hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 7,527th in The North Pacific and 146,538th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -819 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 1 hour ago

  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the nation is proudly the least fertile in The North Pacific.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".

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