Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 22nd Most Avoided: 27th Most Corrupt Governments: 28th
The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of
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The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, conspicuous electricity pylons, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.85 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 17,103 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 688,259 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,062,831 per year while the poor average 96,257, a ratio of 31.8 to 1.

Anyone who so much as looks at Royalty without the proper amount of deference is jailed, military service is compulsory, the government seizes all major gold finds, and farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 8,115th in the world and 316th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 96,257.44 Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 22ndMost Avoided: 27thMost Corrupt Governments: 28thMost Devout: 29thFattest Citizens: 35thLargest Insurance Industry: 38thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 41stHighest Average Incomes: 44thHighest Economic Output: 49thLargest Mining Sector: 50thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 51stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 55thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 84thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 91stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 93rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 107thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 108thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 110thLargest Gambling Industry: 126thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 154thLargest Agricultural Sector: 175thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 180thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 218thLargest Retail Industry: 227thMost Ignorant Citizens: 239thLowest Crime Rates: 356thMost Conservative: 366thLargest Governments: 368thRudest Citizens: 690thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 901stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,057thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,238thTop
Largest Populations: 1,572ndHighest Drug Use: 2,134thMost Efficient Economies: 2,191stMost Stationary: 3,209thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,246thLargest Black Market: 3,399thMost Extreme: 3,859thMost Influential: 7,334thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 8,115thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,529thMost Authoritarian: 11,670th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Conservative: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionRudest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 41st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 49th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 54th in the regionLargest Black Market: 56th in the regionMost Stationary: 69th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 89th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 123rd in the regionMost Extreme: 170th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 316th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 443rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 693rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 756th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Euraustralasamerica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian and Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, military service is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, anyone who so much as looks at Royalty without the proper amount of deference is jailed.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, children's toy tractors have been seized as state property.
  • : Euraustralasamerica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, hundreds of teenagers die every year at the Euraustralasamerican Hungry Games.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, chemically brainwashed citizens praise The Leader's name on an hourly basis.


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