The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of
Corporate Police State
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Regional Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.649 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 15,636 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 661,179 pounds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,212,658 per year while the poor average 42,762, a ratio of 98.5 to 1.

University graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, political activists are routinely executed, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police, and the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 1st in The North Pacific and 32nd in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 20 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation.
  • : Euraustralasamerica was ranked #1 in the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.

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