Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rd Most Avoided: 26th Most Corrupt Governments: 27th
The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of
Corporate Police State
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Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.472 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 16,494 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 647,541 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,315,346 per year while the poor average 69,443, a ratio of 47.7 to 1.

Disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, The Leader has been declared supreme ruler for all eternity, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, and death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 138th in the world and 4th in The North Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 22,989.4 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rdMost Avoided: 26thMost Corrupt Governments: 27thMost Devout: 32ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 33rdLargest Insurance Industry: 37thFattest Citizens: 38thLargest Mining Sector: 39thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 44thHighest Average Incomes: 52ndHighest Economic Output: 58thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 72ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 72ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 74thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 83rdLargest Gambling Industry: 100thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 117thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 137thLargest Agricultural Sector: 138thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 183rdLargest Retail Industry: 193rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 207thMost Ignorant Citizens: 260thLowest Crime Rates: 358thLargest Governments: 368thRudest Citizens: 541stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 663rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 697thMost Scientifically Advanced: 888thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,271stLargest Populations: 1,518thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,166thMost Stationary: 2,940thLargest Black Market: 3,540thMost Conservative: 7,175thMost Influential: 7,385thMost Extreme: 7,450thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,536thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 15,588thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,526thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,902nd
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the regionRudest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 33rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 46th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 46th in the regionLargest Black Market: 51st in the regionMost Stationary: 61st in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 405th in the regionMost Extreme: 407th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 418th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 627th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 792nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 920th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Euraustralasamerica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Euraustralasamerica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back.
  • : Euraustralasamerica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, The Leader has been declared supreme ruler for all eternity.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem.

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