The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of
Corporate Police State
Yvan eht nioj
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.323 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 14,484 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 648,860 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,521,745 per year while the poor average 32,281, a ratio of 140 to 1.

Citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Chi-Town's water use, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison, and violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 6th in The North Pacific and 170th in the world for Largest Public Sector, scoring 75 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 70 minutes ago

  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Chi-Town's water use.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, innocent people are routinely stoned to death by frenzied lynch mobs.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, nudity is frowned upon.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.

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