Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 18th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd Most Devout: 23rd
The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of
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The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.314 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 16,661 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 685,249 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,569,089 per year while the poor average 39,016, a ratio of 117 to 1.

Minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, the beaver is reportedly extinct, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country, and the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 32,692nd in the world and 1,866th in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 1.2 Stalins.

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 18thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22ndMost Devout: 23rdMost Avoided: 26thMost Corrupt Governments: 26thFattest Citizens: 31stLargest Insurance Industry: 40thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 40thHighest Average Incomes: 42ndLargest Mining Sector: 47thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 48thHighest Economic Output: 51stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 52ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 81stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 87thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 100thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 102ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 103rdLargest Gambling Industry: 127thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 147thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 159thLargest Agricultural Sector: 185thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 201stLargest Retail Industry: 213thMost Ignorant Citizens: 234thLargest Governments: 334thRudest Citizens: 339thLowest Crime Rates: 364thMost Conservative: 508thMost Scientifically Advanced: 947thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,053rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,107thLargest Populations: 1,587thTop
Most Extreme: 1,825thMost Efficient Economies: 2,235thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,418thHighest Drug Use: 2,632ndLargest Black Market: 3,294thMost Stationary: 3,361stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,373rdMost Pro-Market: 4,600thMost Influential: 7,437thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,134th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the regionMost Conservative: 21st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 35th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 41st in the regionMost Extreme: 55th in the regionLargest Black Market: 56th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 57th in the regionMost Stationary: 74th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 91st in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 115th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 122nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 160th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 747th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 953rd in the regionMost Influential: 957th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the beaver is reportedly extinct.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Chi-Town was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers.


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