Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 21st Most Devout: 24th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 24th
The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of
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The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, vat-grown people, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.509 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 16,820 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 686,310 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,501,390 per year while the poor average 40,973, a ratio of 109 to 1.

Government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, the strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by a beaver, and the military's primary weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to the Cult of the Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 148,036th in the world and 7,227th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -24.49 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 21stMost Devout: 24thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24thMost Avoided: 26thMost Corrupt Governments: 26thFattest Citizens: 34thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 41stLargest Insurance Industry: 42ndHighest Average Incomes: 42ndLargest Mining Sector: 48thHighest Economic Output: 50thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 52ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 55thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 83rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 89thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 101stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 102ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 103rdLargest Gambling Industry: 127thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 151stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 169thLargest Agricultural Sector: 172ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 213thLargest Retail Industry: 225thMost Ignorant Citizens: 248thLargest Governments: 357thLowest Crime Rates: 367thMost Conservative: 423rdRudest Citizens: 440thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,037thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,044thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,188thTop
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Largest Populations: 1,591stMost Extreme: 1,715thMost Efficient Economies: 2,214thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,242ndHighest Drug Use: 2,293rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,270thMost Stationary: 3,323rdLargest Black Market: 3,340thMost Pro-Market: 4,452ndMost Influential: 7,459thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,627th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionMost Conservative: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 39th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 48th in the regionMost Extreme: 50th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 55th in the regionLargest Black Market: 59th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 73rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 87th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 88th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 95th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 121st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the military's primary weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to the Cult of the Leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by a beaver.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter.

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