The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of
Corporate Police State
Yvan eht nioj
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, deadly medical pandemics, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.985 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 14,162 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 644,202 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,489,284 per year while the poor average 32,049, a ratio of 140 to 1.

The government has the power to seize property at will, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, and otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 7,004th in The North Pacific and 142,695th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring -25 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Euraustralasamerica was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 5%).
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the government has the power to seize property at will.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, citizens must pay to enjoy Euraustralasamerica's pristine beaches.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.

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