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The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica

“Yvan eht nioj”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 20.287 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. The average income tax rate is 98%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Information Technology.

The adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles, and conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is the Cult of the Leader, and its currency is the pound.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 3,972nd in The North Pacific and 112,249th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring -143 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 days ago

  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children.
  • 38 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • 38 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night.
  • 39 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic.
  • 39 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the government is a law unto itself.
  • 40 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • 40 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, notable individuals are granted land and titles.

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