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The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica

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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 20.312 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. The average income tax rate is 98%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Information Technology.

Seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu', Euraustralasamerica is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, and nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as Euraustralasamerica's House of Parliament. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is the Cult of the Leader, and its currency is the pound.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 910th in The North Pacific and 23,782nd in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 1 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 16 hours ago

  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as Euraustralasamerica's House of Parliament.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, Euraustralasamerica is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children.
  • 42 days ago: Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.

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